(Three weeks later)
Yoruichi bounded up to Sao as he walked into the second division courtyard. "So how was the birthday bash?" She asked excitedly.
Sao laughed. "Pretty good I guess." He ran a hand through his lengthened locks. He should have gotten a haircut.
"Ya bring us anything!?" Kukaku shouted from the main doors. Kisuke laughed behind a fan. Kukaku glared at him before slapping it away,
"What'd you do that for?" Kisuke whined. Kukaku scoffed. "Men shouldn't have fans like that. It ain't right."
"Aw but you know how sensitive he is." Yoruichi jibbed. Sao chuckled as their friendly bantering and removed the large pack his cousin had strapped on his back.
"I do have gifts." He stated with a smirk.
"Oh what do I get?" Kukaku leaned in. Sao handed her a small dagger. She laughed and took it carefully. "Never seen one like this."
Sao took out a green and white stripped hat. He tossed it to Kisuke who slipped it on and found it fit perfectly.
"Nice creeper look." Yoruichi stated with a teasingly serious tone. Kisuke laughed behind his fan again, until Kukaku slapped it away again.
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"So how is life out of the house?" Sao asked as he took a seat on the sofa. Yoruichi looked at him. "I love it! I don't have to do anything!"
"Except your job." Sao gave her an amused look. Yoruichi scratched at the back of her head. "Except that."
Sao smirked and sat on the edge of the desk.
Yoruichi turned to him. "I need you to do me a favor."
"Of course, what is it?"
"I need you to go find Kisuke for me. We need to have a little chat." Yoruichi gave him an odd indescribable look.
Sao frowned. He didn't like Kisuke. But because he was Yoruichi's friend and a captain now, he was obliged to deal with him.
"Where can I find him?"
"Most likely in his lab. You'll have to go through his storage spot."
"I have to go now?" Sao asked with a whiny tone.
"Yes." Yoruichi grinned at him.
Sao groaned and hefted himself up and slouched towards the door.
"Have fun!" Yoruichi called cheerily.
Sao grumbled as he closed the door behind him.
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"I hate this place and I've only been here for three minutes." Sao whispered to himself.
He was creeping between the very high shelves which had little room between them. The darkness didn't help.
"Where's a light switch when you need one?" He mumbled quietly. He felt like he had been forced to do a horrible dare.
If Kisuke turned out not to be here, Sao would make all kinds of hell. He wasn't going to be here on some stupid joke. He didn't care about his ranking, this wasn't funny.
He came into was looked to him a clearing in all the junky high shelves.
He took a deep breath. He had horrible claustrophobia.
Sao took one step and tripped. The servant groaned and he scuffled up to his elbows. "Great." He turned to look at what he had tripped over.
"What the…what's this guy doing down here?" He mumbled and sat up., pulling his legs to his chest.
A girl about his height sat propped up against the wall. She was wearing what looked like a maids outfit and had pink hair tied back into a ponytail.
Sao crawled over to her to get a better look. 'Wonder what it is.' He leaned down to look at her face properly.
A large 'Boom!' shook the entire building. The girl fell over.
Sao reeled back as her lips connected with his for a brief second. He wanted nothing that man made touching him.
He looked up at the ceiling. "What was that…" a high pitched squeal caught his attention. He whipped around on edge.
The girl was sitting up now, and staring at him with an expression he didn't much like. "Uhh…hi?"
"Master!" The girl threw herself on him. Sao jumped up quickly and backed away. "What are you talking about?"
The girl stood up and eyed him with a questioning expression. "Master?"
"Stop saying that. I don't even know your name." Sao gave a scowl.
"It's Kurumi master! You know that!" The pink haired girl smiled brightly before launching herself at him again.
Sao stumbled back, knocking into a shelf, the next thing he knew a vial was in his mouth. Kurumi was staring at him oddly. "What's that?"
Sao spat it out quickly. He swiped his mouth while looking down at the small bottle. Most of the contents had gone down his unwilling throat.
A small puddle of the bright blue liquid still remained.
Another explosion went off. Sao looked up, then clutched at his stomach. He fell to his knees. Kurumi was at his side in seconds. "What is it master?"
"Ugh…my stomach. It feels like it's on fire and spreading out." The boy doubled over in pain. He saw Kurumi kneeling over him before he blacked out.
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Yoruichi ran to the research and development building. "What the hell Kisuke!?"
The man turned. "There was a bit of an accident." He smiled guiltily. "But everybody is okay."
"…I sent Sao to come and find you! How could you even let this happen!?"
"Ah…Sao? I haven't…seen…him." Kisuke stared at Yoruichi, his face turned to worry. "Not good."
Yoruichi looked around at a loud scream. She took off to the source with Kisuke at her heels.
They rounded the side of the building.
A pink haired woman was kneeled over someone with midnight hair.
Yoruichi stalled for a moment before running to see who it was.
"Master!?" The pink haired girl shook the body she was leaning over.
Kisuke stared at her. "Kurumi?" The girl didn't look up.
Yoruichi noticed Sao's face. She tried to get closer, but Kurumi whipped around and glared at her. "Leave master alone!"
The goddess gawked at the pink haired girl.
"We need to get Sao to the fourth division. He may be hurt." Kisuke put in.
"Where is it?" Kurumi turned to him. Yoruichi stepped forward again, the other woman whipped around and glared at her again as she clutched Sao to her chest.
"Follow us. We don't have time to waste." Kisuke motioned them to follow. Kurumi picked Sao up with no problem and followed quickly.
Yoruichi was close behind, lost in utter confusion.
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"What happened?" Unohana turned to the two captains. Kurumi was leaning over Sao.
"Just a bit of an accident. He doesn't have anything broken does he?" Kisuke piped up.
"He?" Unohana raised a brow at him in question.
"Uhh…" The captain looked confused.
"What's wrong?" Yoruichi asked worriedly. Unohana shook her head. "Everything is fine, but that looks like a 'she' to me." The fourth captain walked off to her other patients.
Yoruichi and Kisuke moved to the bed quickly.
Sao's features had softened, the muscles he once had were now slimmer and more feminine, but what made it obvious of the change was his chest…raising and falling evenly.
"At least he's ok, non?" Kisuke offered an apologetic smile. Yoruichi's hand shot out and gripped him tightly around the neck.
"How exactly did this happen?" She whispered harshly. Kisuke gasped for air. "It was a potion I was working on. It changes the victim to the opposite sex."
"Why would you have something like that!?" Yoruichi pulled him in close.
"It was just something that popped into my head. I didn't think of using it."
"Then explain what that is!" Yoruichi shifted him to look at Sao.
"An accident. I don't know how it happened." Kisuke was starting to turn blue.
Yoruichi made an annoyed sound and let him go. "Get out of here." She mumbled.
Kisuke walked out without another word.
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Sao opened his eyes slowly. "Wh-what happened to me?" He grabbed at his throat. Had his voice always sounded so girl-like?
"You had a bit of an accident." Sao looked to the voice. "Lady Yoruichi? What happened?"
"Look for yourself." Yoruichi motioned to him. He looked at her in confusion but sat up and looked down at himself.
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