Well, I wasn't sure I would be able to pull this one off, but sitting in a back seat while your brain slowly melts under torturous "music" provides unexpected inspiration. Enjoy.
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Distracting Jack, Pitch attacked
Every egg his nightmares cracked
Faith broken, trust undone
To Antarctica Jack did run
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Bonus Verse: "Jack Be Nimble" submission by xXBrightSongXx
Jack is nimble.
Jack is quick.
But Jack is nothing without his stick.