So, Mystichawk asked be to try something in the key of "Tweetle Beetles". She even provided the opening lines. So I gave it a shot,and this is what I have to say on the subject: Holy friggin' frijoles! I have a newfound respect for Dr. Suess.
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When Jack and Bunny fight, it's called a huge mess.
And when Jack and Bunny fight in water it's called Jack freezes Bunny's ass.
And when Jack and Bunny fight in the water in a battle, North's probably going to have to use a hair dryer.
And when Jack and Bunny fight in the water in a battle dodging North's hair dryer Jack has the advantage, 'cause Bunny's not a flier.
And though Bunny's not a flier, Jack is not a digger.
So while Bunny's frozen in the water, and Jack's dodging North's dryer, they all fall underground and the problem just gets bigger.
And with this problem biggering with water battles and undergrounder diggering;
With hopper and flier and big man with dryer;
Tooth decides to knock some blocks.
And Sandman and yetis sip eggnog on rocks.
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*dies*