So, I was thinking, hey it's been awhile since I gave all you lovely followers an update. The reason for that is that I'm currently trying to complete a RotG challenge fic entitled All Hope Lost (hinthint, readread). But, as I was puttering around with my lawn mower today, this lovely ditty popped into my head, partly inspired by Mystichawk's "The Bogeyman Tries to Understand Fanfiction", which is hilarious. Anywho, enjoy my darlings!

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Pitch Black, Pitch Black

Tall and scary

Let your nightmares roam

But answer me

This question please

Where did your eyebrows go?