If looks could kill, that Mr. Cullen would be New York's most wanted criminal. Those eyes… they're too much to even try and handle! How am I even going to do this job -if I get it- when I have the hottest eye candy in the world sitting just a room away from me?! I'm surprised he's not on the Peoples Magazine Sexiest Men Alive list. Someone's got to talk some sense into that magazine!

"Bella, you'll never guess what happened to me today!" Alice shouted while jumping on the couch.

"Alice, I'm right here, you don't have to shout."

"I know, but it's so exciting!" She squealed.

There was an awkward silence.

"Are you going to tell me?" I barely finished my sentence before she started screaming and dancing around.

"I met the hottest guy ever! He's so cute, and nice, and HOT!" She grinned.

"What's his name?" I asked.

She smiled this gooey eyed smile. "Jasper." She even swooned while saying his name too!

"Good for you, now let me watch TV." I started flicking through channels. There wasn't anything on! Not one god damn good show on! This TV is a piece of-

"Bella!" She stopped me before I could throw the remote out the window. "Come on, show some enthusiasm for me! I just met the most amazing guy anyone could ever meet in their lifetime!" She swooned…again.

"Congratulations…"

"You could at least try…"

"Congratulations!" I faked a preppy smile.

"Aw," She gave up and plopped herself beside me. "What's wrong Grumpy Pants?"

"Nothing." I lied.

"Bella, you're the worse liar ever." She giggled. "Now really… is it boy trouble?"

"You sound like my mom."

"That's because at the moment I am, now tell me what's wrong; or we're not doing Gossip Girl night." She threatened.

Le Gasp! She wouldn't… No baking chocolate chip muffins while listening to Abba? No watching the latest episode of Gossip Girl? No hot gossip guys? She wouldn't even dare!

"Tell me what's wrong."

"Fine…" I groaned. "Okay, so I went for my interview today as you know, and when I got there everything seemed… well very normal actually; the usual snobby secretary, the nice assistant… but when I went to do my interview, it's like I saw the light. A God stood before me Alice!"

"Oh, who was it?" She asked.

"His name is Edward Cullen." I smiled just thinking about him.

"Oh… Sexy." Alice smiled. "But what's the problem?"

"Him! Edward is the problem! How am I going to get through this job with his hotness taunting me all day?"

"Hmm… I see the problem…" Alice nodded.

"Yeah, so what am I going to do?" I asked.

"I say what they heck!"

"So, I should just go for it?" I asked.

"Yeah… Think about it; you applied for an intern, and when you're an intern you're basically they're walking slave. You have to run everywhere; from getting their coffee to buying their dogs food. You definitely won't have any time to even glance at him."