This one is so unfluffy and not good towards the development of some sort of relationship. But then it leads to Moe doing some pretty silly things.
By the way, I would like to thank Dark Kyotoa for reviewing. Yipee!
Disclaimer: This whole, saying I don't own thing gets annoying which such short thingys…
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Insult
Portia often confided in her friend Gabi, the rabbit, on "girl-things".
"Did you cut your hair?" The dog asked her. Gabi nodded happily.
"I like it. It looks good on you."
"Thanks honeybun! Now what should I wear tonight?" Moe, who was standing nearby, overheard their conversation and decided to speak his mind. Even if it was mean.
"Seriously guys," he said, "Who really cares anyway?!"
Portia and Gabi glanced at each other with a "he-did-not-just-say-that" type of expression on their faces.
"What would you know ruffian?" Portia almost yelled. "You're just a dopey, fashion-challenged cat!" She nearly spat the last word. But ouch, did that hurt.
Moe walked away sadly, wishing he had kept his mouth shut.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAww, poor Moe. But this one does have my favorite line in it. Take a guess as to which one it is.