Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming
In which Sasuke wakes up in the bed of a blonde dobe who will stop at nothing to have said Uchiha pounding inside of him. SasuNaru lemon, yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
A/N And we're back! I know what you're thinking! "But Klei, you just posted the beginning about an hour or so ago!" Yeah, well, I wrote a lot of this in advance! So... Here ya' go! Ready for more lemony stuff?
Naruto: I wanna be seme! T-T
Too bad.
It was a long day for everyone's favorite Uchiha, unless of course you like Itachi better. He was busy in bed with Kisame.
Naruto was going back into a heat… He wasn't quite there again, but Sasuke could tell by the way the blonde was instinctively rubbing against him whenever nobody else was looking.
And every few minutes, Sasuke heard Naruto mumbling things such as, "Shit, think of Lee naked… Gah, it isn't working…"
And after about an hour, Naruto gave in to his own desires, much to Sasuke's displeasure.
Why DISpleasure? Well, the rest of the day, Sasuke was mentally screaming, I BEG OF YOU, KAMI-SAMA! MAKE HIM STOP BEFORE I FUCK HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STREET!
It was not a pleasant morning for Sasuke.
"Sasuke, why don't we go to your hou-"
"No."
"Or maybe my-"
"No."
"But-"
Sasuke pulled him aside and hissed, "No! I will NOT lose my dick out of lack of self-control! Stop. Tempting. Me."
Naruto made a cute pout. "But it'd be fun… Don't you wanna do it? I'll even strip for you…"
As they continued walking, Sasuke was beginning to worry. Calm down, Sasuke… Just stay in public places… You know the moment you're alone you'll be tempted to…
A random woman smacked him. "There are children here!" she growled. "Save your fantasies for when you're alone!"
"What?" Did I say that out loud? Looking down, Sasuke realized what she was talking about. Oh, shit!
"Mommy, why does that man have a funny lump in his pants?"
"No reason, sweetie, keep walking and stay away from him!"
Sasuke sweatdropped. If I do this quick and in my clothes, maybe I can make it seem like we didn't do it when he regains his common sense… Oh, this isn't fair, he wears baggy pants and isn't very big, so nobody notices if HE'S horny, the Uchiha thought, glancing at Naruto's groin.
Annoyed, Sasuke whispered to the dobe, "Alright, but just a quickie in the alley, okay?"
Naruto giggled, victorious as Sasuke pulled them into the upcoming alley and went all the way around to a place where there was nobody who would see them. "You're going to have to stay quiet, okay?"
The Jinchuuriki nodded, before turning around and pulling his pants down. After unzipping his own, Sasuke slowly inserted himself into the blonde.
"Ah… Hah… Harder…" Naruto pleaded, keeping his voice down as much as possible.
I'll have to cum outside him so he doesn't realize we did this…
After a few minutes (by then Naruto was standing with his side towards Sasuke and his leg raised onto the Uchiha's shoulder) the blonde came, and the Uchiha quickly pulled himself out as he did, as well. Quickly, he pulled both of their pants up and yanked them back out of the alley before Naruto finally stopped panting and asked, "What happened? My butt hurts…"
"You tripped, fell on it, and bumped your head, remember? Then you were dizzy for a few minutes. We're going to Ichiraku's."
"Eh? Alright!"
Sasuke sighed with relief. He is so gullible… And for that I'm glad. And he isn't as nervous around me as he was this morning… Tsunade probably spoke to him about it. I just hope he doesn't get horny again! If he does, I don't know what I'll do…
Naruto happily sat down and slurped up his ramen. "Doomo arrigato, Sasu-kun!"
Ayame turned around and looked at him. "Since when do you call Sasuke-san that?"
The blonde froze, realizing what he had just said. "Ah, I lost a bet… I think Tsunade-baa-chan is rubbing off on me."
"That stinks," Ayame mused, turning back to what she was doing.
Sasuke mentally laughed like a mad scientist. Naruto, the NORMAL Naruto, just called him Sasu-kun! KUN! NARUTO IS ALL MINE NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
"Sasu-kun, can I have another bowl?"
"Sure, it's your money."
"WHAA? I thought you were treating me!"
"The first bowl, yes. The second bowl, no."
"Aww, come on, teme! Pwease?" Naruto pleaded with big, cute, shiny puppy-dog eyes.
This isn't like him at all… I know Tsunade said he would get some feminine traits, but that's not feminine, that's just baby-ish! Nonetheless, he's so cute… And sad looking… No, I will not give in! I'M AN UCHIHA!
Despite being an Uchiha, the mighty Sasuke finally gave up when a single shiny tear fell from one of the dobe's eyes. "Only one more bowl, got it?"
"Hai!"
Ayame giggled.
"Oi, Ayame-san," Sasuke inquired, "where's Ichiraku-san at?"
"Oh, Otou-san? He's decided to try and find a date… Spring does some weird things to you, doesn't it?"
Sasuke watched as Naruto cried anime tears, thinking about the 'weird things' spring had been doing to him. With a smirk, the Uchiha mused, "You have no idea…"
Ah, it was a lovely morning in Konoha… The sun was shining, the birds were tweeting, and Naruto was nowhere to be found! Sasuke yawned, before finally getting out of bed. Oh, wait, never mind…
"GAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?" Sasuke snapped, seeing everyone's favorite Kyuubi-vessel snuggling up against him.
"Wa… Sasu-kun…" Naruto mumbled, before slowly opening his eyes. "Eh?" He shot up, immediately looking around. "WHAT AM I DOING IN YOUR BED?"
"That's what I just asked!"
Naruto sweatdropped. "I can't remember… Oh, hang on… It's coming…"
Sasuke forced himself not to interpret the last statement the wrong way.
"Oh yeah! Now I remember…" A grim look appeared on the dobe's face.
Naruto woke up, groggy but ready to train. He opened the door to his apartment, about to leave, when a man blocked his way.
"What is it?" Naruto asked.
"Your rent has been raised."
The Kyuubi vessel stared. "But… But I can't possibly… I can barely pay the rent, as it is…"
"Then I suggest you pack up and find somewhere cheaper, demon-brat."
"And then," Naruto continued to speak, "I didn't know where to go. That was the only place I could afford to stay in before. I believe Tsunade-baa-chan told you why… Anyway, that was yesterday, and I kept going through everything as usual. But in the end, I still didn't know what to do... And if someone like me slept on the streets, I don't know what would happen. So I went to your house and knocked, but nobody answered, and the door was unlocked, so…"
Sasuke sighed, vowing to give the guy who basically kicked Naruto out of his apartment a big hug for forcing said blonde to sleep with him. "Why me? Why not Kakashi-sensei or someone else?"
"Anyone older would have told Tsunade-baa-chan, and I don't know what that guy would do to me then. Plus, you're the only one my age who would understand why most older people don't really like me much."
"So why didn't you tell me yesterday?"
Naruto turned red. "I was afraid you wouldn't let me stay… And that I would just be a nuisance."
"Baka," Sasuke said with a slight smile. "You can trust me, I promise."
"Doomo arrigato, Sasuke!" Naruto thanked him with a hug.
Thank you, cruel man who raised Naruto's rent! THANK YOU!
"Now, there's the matter of you repaying the favor," Sasuke mused. I have to be careful… Make sure he comes up with it on his own… Otherwise, he may tell Tsunade. He mentally gulped.
"Eh? Umm… I don't have any money, though; that man took it all from me before I left… And it wasn't much."
"Whatever shall you do?" Sasuke asked in a 'this is easy as pie' kind of way.
"Well…" Naruto turned bright red. "I have my body…"
"What about your body, Naruto?" the Uchiha inquired with an evil glint in his eyes.
"Well… You liked it when we… Umm… Did it the day before yesterday… So…"
"Done," Sasuke responded with a victorious grin. "You can start paying now."
"What?"
Before he could say anything, Sasuke was on top of him.
"B-but it's so early, and we have training to do!"
Sasuke sighed once again, defeated by this rare show of logic. "Alright, but tonight for sure… Although you'll probably be in heat again by then, anyway."
"E-EH?"
"Come on, let's get breakfast."
At the table, Naruto contemplated the deal he had just made, still wondering whether or not it was one of his brighter ideas. What have I gotten myself into now?
Sasuke hummed a tune to himself as he cooked the eggs. Life is good now… Naruto will probably admit how much he loves me eventually, and until then I get all the sex I want… And this time he's REALLY willing!
And that was when Naruto let out a cry of shock.
A/N Woohoo! Another chapter completed! What is Naruto so upset about? You shall see shortly! And yeah, I know it was short. Deal with it. I'm probably going to release the next chapter within the next ten minutes, anyway. Either that, or I'll forget whilst watching TV and release it tommorow.