Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming

In which Sasuke wakes up in the bed of a blonde dobe who will stop at nothing to have said Uchiha pounding inside of him. SasuNaru lemon, yaoi. Don't like, don't read.

"M-my tummy!" Naruto cried. "Why am I so… Fat? Surely I couldn't have gained that much weight… I don't remember eating anything particularly bad, and I exercise all the time! Wah, I'm getting lazier, I knew it! I'll have to train twice as hard now!"

"Okay, I get it!" Sasuke nearly screamed. Finally, Naruto stopped freaking out. "Let me see." Checking quickly, he sweatdropped. "Oh, it's not that bad. If you stop eating so much ramen you should be alright," he insisted. It was true; the blonde was definitely not fat, by any stretch of the imagination. No abs or anything, but not fat. And his sweater would cover that right up, if he had been. There was no problem… Right?

It had been only several hours since Naruto cried out about how he was getting fat. Even so, Sasuke noticed by the end of the day that the blonde's tummy had swollen up a tad bit more. Nobody noticed because of the Kyuubi-vessel's clothes, but when the two took a shower together (Sasuke insisted that it was just to save water, but Naruto knew very well that it wasn't, what with the Uchiha constantly glancing in the direction of his groin) the dobe had pointed it out. Deciding that there was no way it was natural (however dobe-ish he was, Naruto exercised enough to lose most of that ramen-weight) they went to Tsunade.

"Weight gain?" Tsunade repeated. "Let me see."

Naruto lifted his shirt, revealing the damage.

"How long did it take for this to happen?"

"Only a day," Sasuke replied. "Yesterday he was alri- Uh, not that I would know, of course! I swear, I did NOTHING yesterday!"

Naruto blushed, suddenly understanding what happened the day before. "You told me I tripped and fell, you bastard!"

Tsunade gave him a 'you're lucky Naruto isn't suffering mentally from this or you know what I would do' look. "Alright, let me do some tests… You two are lucky I don't have anyone else to look at!"

"Hai! Doomo arrigato, Tsunade-baa-chan!" Naruto yipped happily.

"Alright, wait outside, I need to speak with Sasuke again… I'll go with you to the hospital in a moment."

Naruto nodded and left, leaving Sasuke alone. Said Uchiha backed up and away from Tsunade. "Ah-listen, I swear, he was too tempting, you wouldn't be able to stand it if you were me… Please, I've never begged for anything before, but PLEASE leave my dick alone!"

Tsunade stood up angrily. "And why should I?"

Sasuke got to his knees. "PLEASE! I'm BEGGING YOU!"

At this, the fifth burst out laughing. "Dear Kami-sama, that was hilarious! You should have seen the look on your face!"

The younger Uchiha sibling froze. "N-nani?"

"I was going to forget about that, but then you brought it up, and… Well, I couldn't help but feel the urge to terrify you. Anyway, that's not what I wanted to talk about."

Angry and humiliated, Sasuke stood back up. "What is it?"

"I think I know why Naruto is having these problems."

"More insane theories?"

Tsunade coughed. "I think… Well, remember when I told you that Naruto may have more feminine traits?"

"Yes…"

"Well, I can only assume that since this is his first time experiencing… Well, 'trouble' during the spring… He only recently reached puberty… And I believe that Naruto may, thanks to you ejaculating inside him, become pregnant."

At this, Sasuke anime-fell. "You just killed the drama. Again."

After the tests confirmed her theory, Naruto screeched (what did you expect?) "WHAT?"

"You're going to have Sasuke's child."

"B-but I c-can't take care of a b-baby! I'm only 13! I'm a GUY!"

"Well, you could always abort…" Tsunade sighed. "But you'd better do it soon, because that baby will be completely developed and born after six weeks. And I have a strict policy not to abort a child once it can feel pain... That means about four days for you two."

"WHAT? Why only six weeks?" Sasuke asked, practically hyperventilating. "I thought it usually took several months!"

"Not with a Jinchuuriki's child," Tsunade replied with another sigh. "They develop faster. I did some research while the testing was done on other Jinchuuriki that have had this kind of problem before."

"How will it… You know…" Naruto gulped. "Come out?"

"I'd do a C-section, but because you aren't female, I'm not sure what the child is encased in… Most likely it's some sort of makeshift womb made by the Kyuubi, meaning it could possibly cause damage to whoever touches it. You might have to henge into a female and do it that way."

"Woah, woah, woah! You said something about an abortion, right?" Sasuke insisted. "Naruto-no, WE can't raise a child! We're teenagers! And there is no way we're sending it off to an orphanage! Those places would torture anything that has to do with Naruto!"

"Hai," Naruto agreed sadly. "As much as I don't want to take an innocent life, there's absolutely no way we could take care of it properly. And Sasuke is right about the orphanage. I remember growing up there, and I don't want anyone else to go through being hated because of Kyuubi. I can assure you that anyone would rather be dead. Suicide was all I ever thought about in that place."

"Alright," Tsunade agreed. "I'll give you two days to think about it. If you're still sure about this, we'll set up an abortion, alright?" Glaring at Sasuke, she added, "No more copulation until we get this sorted out, okay?"

"H-hai!"

Naruto took a deep breath as he sat on the bed. Tsunade had told Kakashi (not giving him the reason why) that he would not be able to attend training for at least four more days. Sasuke wasn't excused, however, giving Naruto a bit of time to decide for himself what to do. Already, the day after he had found out he was pregnant, his tummy was swollen to twice the size. He had thrown up a few times, too. "Stupid Kyuubi…" he mumbled. "A baby… I can't take care of a baby… What, with Akatsuki on my trail, and Sasuke-kun's reputation to worry about… But to kill it? Ahrg! What do I do?" Never once had he thought that he might be making this decision. Never in his life had he thought much about abortion. He was pro-choice, yes, but that didn't make his decision much easier. What's in the best interest of the child? If I were a baby, would I want to go through that? Darn it, what should I do?

A child. A human child. Well, human plus whatever the Kyuubi put into it… No, not an it. Him or a her… No, no, no, think Naruto! It's a clump of cells! As long as I… Get rid of it before too long, everything is fine… Right? RIGHT? Killing a clump of cells is nothing, cells die all the time… Uhg. This is definitely going to be one of the most difficult decisions I will ever make…

"Naruto! I'm home," Sasuke called, running up the stairs. "Ano… What are we going to do with you-know-what?"

The blonde sighed. "I'm not sure what to do. I keep telling myself it's just a bunch of cells… But I feel like I'm planning a murder."

"Well, we ARE shinobi, and we HAVE killed before," Sasuke joked, trying to lighten the mood.

"Yes, but that was always because they tried killing us. But to kill a baby, even one that isn't even a baby yet…"

Sasuke sat down on the bed next to Naruto. "Listen, Naruto. Whatever you choose to do, you do. It's your body. I'm just thinking of your best interests. But no matter what you do, I'll help you through it. It's my kid too, after all. Not only that, but…" The Uchiha leaned in and kissed his forehead. "You're special to me. Even if it wasn't my kid too, I'd help you through it. Alright? We'll get through this together."

Naruto smiled. "Alright."

This was the big day. The decision to end all decisions.

"Tsunade-baa-chan, we've decided what we're going to do," Naruto said.

"Alright, what?" Tsunade asked, standing up.

Sasuke answered. "It's too dangerous for the two of us to have a child… Between Itachi and the rest of the Akatsuki, it would most likely be killed anyway. At least now it will be before it can think and feel."

Tsunade nodded. "I'm glad you two came to a conclusion." Walking over to Naruto, she added, "Don't worry, there shouldn't be any complications… I've done a little reading, and we should be able to carry this out safely, alright?"

That was when someone burst through the door. "Tsunade-sama! It's Aka- Oi, Naruto, what happened to you? You're… Well… Bigger."

"Genma," Tsunade hissed, "what is it?"

Genma immediately replied, "Akatsuki! Kisame and Itachi are in the village, looking for our little blonde friend here! And, uh, Naruto, you really ought to work out a tad bit more…"

"This isn't my fault, I swear!" Naruto insisted.

"We'll talk later. Naruto," Tsunade addressed. "You and Sasuke should go hide in the Hokage monuments. You can't fight like with a child; the fact that it's the child of a Jinchuuriki makes it a borderline parasite; it eats away at your energy and would render you nothing but a nuisance."

"Eh? But Itachi-" Sasuke began.

"Baka!" Tsunade insisted. "I know it's hard, but you need to forget about the dead and protect the living! Go!"

Sasuke paused, then nodded. "Hai. Come on, Naruto!"

"Coming!"

When they got there, it turned out all the children in the village were there, as well. Iruka dashed up to them. "You two keep everyone here, alright? I have to go out there and help!" Looking at Naruto, he said, "Be careful… Eh? Naruto, your stomach-"

"We'll tell you later," Naruto replied, blushing slightly.

"Alright. Good luck with them!" Iruka sighed. "Be careful, you two."

"Hai."

As soon as he left, Konohamaru walked over to them. "Naruto-nii-chan, why are you fat?"

"Eh… You don't want to know."

In the end, the two Akatsuki members were driven away, but there was bad news.

"Naruto, Sasuke… It turns out that during the fight, all our surgical equipment was destroyed. They tried destroying the hospital in order to prevent us from healing any of our shinobi, and it'll take over six weeks to have everything replaced."

"And?" Sasuke insisted. "What does that mean?"

"It means we can't safely carry out an abortion. I'm sorry, but you two are going to have to raise the child," Tsunade replied sadly.

"E-eh?"

"I'm sorry."

Feeling lightheaded, the blonde asked, "I'm going to have to… Raise… A child? A kid? A human being? What if it's a girl? I don't know anything about girls! Oh… What do we do?"

"Well," Tsunade replied, "there's actually only a twenty five percent chance it'll be a girl." She took out a piece of paper and wrote on it. "You and Sasuke are both male and have both X and Y chromosomes. Now, normally in reproduction there would be a male and a female, the female having nothing but X chromosomes."

X Y

X xx xy

X xx xy

"The XY represents a boy, and the XX represents a girl. So normally, there would be a fifty-fifty chance. However, as males, you both have XY chromosomes…" She drew another chart right beside it.

X Y

X xx xy

Y xy yy

"Because of this, there's a twenty five percent chance of a girl, a fifty percent chance of a boy, and a twenty five percent chance that the baby dies."

Sasuke nodded, understanding, while Naruto sat there stupefied. "Chromowhat?"

The Hokage sweatdropped. "There. Is. A. Low. Chance. It. Will. Be. A. Girl. I'm speaking in plain Japanese, baka!"

"Umm… Alright…"

The Uchiha cut in. "Alright… So… Now what do we do? Everyone in the village will find out! What about Naruto's reputation? People will think he's some sort of man-slut!"

"Eh? I thought you'd be more worried about YOUR reputation," Naruto said, confused. "You're the Uchiha."

"Which is why my reputation can't possibly be damaged," Sasuke replied. "I'm an Uchiha, so unless I run around nude screaming 'I like pie,' my reputation is secure."

Tsunade sighed. "Alright, you two probably need a bit of time alone… I'll give you both the rest of Naruto's pregnancy off to prepare… You may want to start living together, too."

Sasuke coughed. "We already do, actually…"

She raised an eyebrow, but nonetheless responded, "Alright, then. Can I speak with Naruto? Alone? Sasuke, you wait outside."

With a shrug, Sasuke left the room.

Sasuke

What do I do, what do I do, what do WE do? A baby, an innocent child, what will happen? I can't raise a kid, I'm a teenager! What happens if I have some… I dunno, a HORMONE attack, and KILL it? GAH! Pacing back and forth in front of the door and gathering a few stares from people walking through the hall, the Uchiha continued to worry. What about missions? How will we earn the money we need to pay for food? Heck, it's a good thing I'm an Uchiha and have tax exemption… Otherwise we'd be even farther up the creek… But what about delivery? What if there are complications? If most of her surgical equipment is destroyed, there's no hope for a C-section… Crap, this is hopeless!

Naruto

"So… What do you want to speak to me about?"

"The child… I understand that it will be extremely difficult for both you and Sasuke… And I don't plan to let you two go through this alone."

"Eh?"

"Listen, Naruto, I'm going to help you. If there's anything you need, anything at all, you come to me. All medical procedures you're going to need to go through, I'll do. No cost. Got it? I'll help you get all the supplies you need. As for missions, I'll take care of the child when both you and Sasuke are away at the same time."

"But why? It's not your fault we're in this mess…"

Tsunade smiled. "Yeah, well, it's not your fault either. Sasuke's, maybe, but not yours. And… You remind me of my little brother," she sighed. "Plus, as we both know, if it weren't for you, Orochimaru would have killed me by now. So I owe ya', too. Anyway, you might wanna run along to Sasuke now. Something tells me he's anxious about the whole thing."

"Okay… And, Tsunade-baa-chan?"

"Yes?"

"Thank you."

Normal

"So Tsunade-sama's going to help us out with this?" Sasuke inquired on their way home.

"Hai."

Sasuke took a deep breath. "This whole thing is sort of hard to believe… I mean, people are going to find out… Even if you wear even baggier clothes than usual… You really can't hide the weight gain."

Naruto groaned. "Why me? I'm going to be fat, fat, fat!"

Sasuke nodded slowly, not really listening. "Naruto?"

"Yes?"

"Why did you… You know… Choose me? I know you were… Well, in heat and all… But… You aren't angry… You know… That we're… Sort of together now, are you?"

Naruto looked at the ground. "Hang on, let me get something."

As soon as they entered the building, the blonde walked up the stairs. The Uchiha waited, and soon enough, Naruto came back down with… A book.

"My diary," he said with a blush. "I brought it with me from my apartment. You can… Look through it if you want…"

Taking the diary, Sasuke flipped it open to a random page.

Hello again, diary,

Sasuke-teme beat me in a fight… Again. Crap, if this keeps up, I'll never be Hokage! Even so, he's… Well… I can tell he's not as cold as he acts. Maybe it's the feminine side of me talking, but he really is a nice guy sometimes. I couldn't stand it if he left or died or something. He's an ego-tistic bastard, but he's my best friend at the same time. I'd write more, but I have to go on a mission soon… D-rank, of course.

With interest, the Uchiha continued looking through the book, turning forward a couple of pages.

Me again, diary,

Curse that Uchiha, I can't believe this… Every day I feel more and more drawn to him… Leaving his side makes me feel unsafe. I don't know why the heck that's so; I mean, I can take care of myself, right? Although… There have been a couple of times where he's saved my life, though I've saved his as well. I can safely say that neither of us would still be alive right now without the other. It stinks, knowing that I would be dead right now without him. At the same time, it feels strangely satisfying, knowing I'm in his debt, 'cause he's saved my butt a few more times than I saved his…

I don't like it. I feel so vulnerable… And even though I don't like it, well, I DO like it. Without Sasuke, it's like I'm incomplete. Unfulfilled. All my feelings towards Sakura have slowly been transitioning over to Sasuke… But I'm not gay, I swear. Bi, maybe, but not gay! And I most certainly don't LOVE Sasuke. He's very important to me, yes. But I don't love him!

Flipping through even more pages, Sasuke couldn't help but want to laugh at how Naruto insisted that he wasn't gay to a book… As if he didn't believe his own words. Which he probably didn't, as they most certainly weren't true. But the entry he saw soon after was too interesting for him to waste time thinking of stuff like that.

You guessed it, diary, it's me again,

Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke… Everything about him is perfect, from the way he walks to the way he speaks as if he owns the place, from is flawless hair to his natural skill, from the way his eyes can switch between cold and caring, to the way his rare smiles are so sweet…

I swear, he's become an obsession. As unhealthy as it is, I can't stop thinking about him for five seconds. If I do, I'll go mad. I need him. But I can't tell anyone… Sakura would hate me for the rest of my life. It hurts, knowing Sasuke will never know how much I love him, but it's better for both of us. He's got a bazillion girls; why would he care about a 'dobe,' as he calls me?

Wah… This isn't fair. Maybe it's selfish, but why can't I have a single thing that I want? I want to be Hokage, but I'm not part of some great shinobi clan. I want to be able to get through a day without worrying about angry mobs chasing me down… I want to be normal, not having to worry about the nine-tailed demon-fox somehow breaking free… And most of all, I want Sasuke… Kuso, why? Why can't I just be normal? Why can't I just be a regular, straight kid with no stupid demon sealed inside him? Why can't I have a normal, achievable goal?

I suppose fate hates me, just like everyone in the village who knows about the Kyuubi. Would all my friends avoid me, worried about their own safety if they knew?

Would Sasuke desert me?

If that happened… I would have to kill myself.

Sasuke closed the book and gave Naruto a hug. "Poor, sweet, innocent Naruto-chan… I won't desert you, dobe. Not ever."

"Really?"

"Well, on one condition."

"Eh?"

The Uchiha smirked. "You're the permanent uke."

"NANI? I don't get to be seme, even once?"

"Maybe once… Maybe. But otherwise, no. Besides, you're the pregnant one."

Naruto glared at him, but soon laughed. "Stupid Sasuke-teme. Whatever you say."

The next six weeks were definitely the worst six weeks of Sasuke's life. And not because of the baby itself, either.

He didn't blame the dobe (he read about the symptoms of pregnancy as soon as he found out an abortion wouldn't be possible), but that didn't make Naruto's constant mood swings and ramen-with-ketchup cravings any more bearable.

"Sasuke!" Naruto whined. "I cut my finger!"

"Eh? But you've had much worse wounds than-"

"WAH! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE!" he sobbed, running away.

"WAIT, NARUTO! I'LL GET A BAND-AID, I SWEAR!"

And then later…

"I'm so hungry…"

"What? But you just ate already…"

"I know, but… I'm still hungry. Do we have any ketchup?"

"Ketchup?"

"For ketchup-filled ramen. Oh, and there have to be sprinkles, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup!"

Sasuke sweatdropped. Of course, then Naruto started crying. "WAH! YOU THINK I'M FAT!"

"NO I DON'T, YOU'RE… Uh… VERY THIN AND HEALTHY-LOOKING!"

"LIES, ALL LIES!"

And so, the pair went shopping for baby supplies, Naruto using a genjutsu to keep people from seeing his tummy. Tsunade had supplied them with some extra cash so they wouldn't end up broke, telling them they could pay it back by doing extra missions later.

"Eh? What's a pair of teenagers doing here?" the shopkeeper asked them curiously.

"We have a friend who's having a child soon," Sasuke replied calmly. "Do to some complications with her pregnancy, she doesn't have the time to come to the store for supplies. Thus, she gave us the money and asked us to get them. We even have a list." He held up the list of things Tsunade had recommended.

"That's very sweet of you two," the shopkeeper replied with a bright and cheery smile.

"Thank you," Naruto replied happily, following Sasuke. "You're a great liar," he giggled.

"Hn," the Uchiha responded, placing a bundle of pacifiers in the basket he had picked up.

Naruto walked over to the toys; a dog with large, shiny brown eyes had caught his eye. "Kawaii!"

"Eh? Nani?"

"Isn't this dog the cutest?" Naruto asked with a smile.

Sasuke sighed. "Put it in the basket."

Alone, the two strolled silently along the deathly quiet paths, only about a day before the Jinchuuriki would have to go to the hospital; in a henge, of course. There was no way he was going through the village that fat.

Sasuke glanced around at all the empty houses. "I remember… I remember when this place was filled with people, both the Uchiha clan and whoever came to visit… It's so quiet now…After… That event, I've never actually spent too much time wandering around here…"

The blonde followed Sasuke's gaze. "It feels lonely. How could you possibly stay here? It's TOO quiet. So quiet that it's scary." Suddenly, he fell to the ground, clutching his abdomen.

"Eh? Naruto, what is it?"

"UWAH! Sasuke, it hurts… I think… Unn! The baby-GAH! I'm not a woman, WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?"

Taken by surprise, Sasuke immediately forced himself not to panic, and created a bunshin to go off and get Tsunade.

"Now, calm down Naruto, take deep breaths… I have a clone going to get Tsunade now, okay? Just… Calm down, alright? Umm, try turning into a female!"

Shakily, the blonde formed a hand seal. "O-orioke no jutsu!"

With a puff of smoke, he transformed, still clothed but female. In the distance, the Uchiha heard footsteps rushing towards him.

Quick as she could, Tsunade (who, in case you haven't figured out, was the source of the footsteps, the clone having disappeared after giving the news) lifted Naruto up. "Come on, let's get him to the hospital, quick!"

"You said we had one more-

"WE'LL TALK LATER!"

"Okay, okay!"

Quickly, they dashed to the hospital, rushing through the halls to the delivery room.

"Eh? Tsunade-baa-sama?" a nurse spoke up as they sped by, and ran after them.

"No time, emergency delivery!"

"Oh, I'll alert the staff!" the nurse replied, turning and running in the opposite direction.

Before long, Naruto was laying in a bed, already in agonizing pain.

Now that the delivery specialists were arriving, thanks to the nurse, Sasuke finally asked, "Why is this-"

"He's a Jinchuuriki. Due dates are tricky to predict. Six weeks is the average, but it can take longer. I didn't really think that it might take a shorter period of time…"

Sasuke sighed, just relieved that Naruto was going to-hopefully-be okay. "So… How long will this take?"

Tsunade began to whistle.

"How long?"

"Well… Some have been known to take hours…"

"HOURS? What do I do, what if Naruto is in pain, what if he hates me for this, what if he dies, what if-"

One of the delivery specialists turned around and spoke. "Oi, wanna know how you can help?"

"Hai!"

"Go boil some water; Kagome, the woman at the desk, will tell you where you can do that."

"On it!" Sasuke replied, dashing out of the room.

Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief. "Glad he's out of the way, at least for a little bit while we make sure everything is alright…"

The specialist smirked. "That trick works every time."

"Yeah…"

The room was silent for a moment, other than Naruto's groans in the background.

"We need to come up with a new trick, before all of the the new parents of Konoha finally understand that boiling water doesn't help anything get done."

"Oh, don't worry, it'll be a long time before that happens."

"True."

Naruto whimpered. The Hokage went running over. "You okay?"

"I'm fine," he whimpered, tears trickling from his eyes.

She sighed and smiled slightly. "Gakki."

"Well? Well? WELL? Let me in! I need to know if Naruto's okay!" Sasuke insisted.

"No!" the nurse insisted.

"But I haven't been able to see him for a day and a half!"

"Oh, just let him in," Tsunade said, opening the door.

"Hai..."

Dashing inside, Sasuke immediately went over to Naruto, who was wearing a white hospital gown (now transformed back into his old self) and holding something wrapped in blankets. "Sasuke!"

"Well? Are you okay? Is it a boy or a girl?"

"I'm fine, and he's a boy."

Tsunade strolled over, smiling slightly. "What are you two going to name him?"

"Eh?" Naruto blinked, not having thought of one. "Sasuke, what do you think?"

The Uchiha shook his head. "Don't look at me, I never thought this far!"

The fifth Hokage sweatdropped. "Didn't you two think about this at all?"

"We were going to think about it the day before… Neither of us anticipated that it-"

"HE!" Naruto interrupted.

"Neither of us anticipated that he would come early," Sasuke finished.

"You have all the supplies you'll need, right?"

"Yes, we have the supplies," Sasuke replied.

"Check them off this list."

Sasuke took the list and checked things off as he spoke. "Crib, check… Set of bottles, check… Pacifiers, check…"

"So, Naruto," Tsunade addressed while Sasuke continued looking at the list. "How do you plan on… You know, telling people this? You can't keep it a secret forever. Kakashi and Sakura are already suspicious because of all the training you missed, and Jiraiya… Well…"

"What about Jiraiya?" Naruto inquired.

Suddenly, someone burst through the door. "Naruto? I came as soon as the nurse Tsunade sent told me about this! Tell me it's not true! Tell me it's a sick joke!"

All three of them sweatdropped at Jiraiya as he saw the baby and fainted.

"You told him?" Naruto asked, stung by what seemed like betrayal.

"I'm sorry! He threatened to check every building in Konoha until he found you, and so I sent one of the nurses to get him during the birthing process…"

Naruto sighed. "Do you think he'll ever wake up?" he asked, glancing at the fainted Sannin.

"Eventually."

It was only a few minutes before the perverted Sannin finally got up. "I had the craziest dream… Naruto had a baby, and-" He paused, looking again.

"Don't faint again," was all Tsunade said.

"So you're telling me that not only do they have a baby, but they haven't even named it yet?" Jiraiya asked.

"Don't talk about us like we aren't in the same room, please," Sasuke said.

The old man took a deep breath. "So… Naruto being… Pregnant… Must mean that you two… You two…"

"For a pervert, you sure seem to have difficulty discussing these things," Naruto giggled. "Don't worry about the baby, he's too young to understand this."

"So you two… Had… Sex?"

"Yep," Sasuke replied.

"How?"

Sasuke replied, putting it as blunt as he possibly could. "He was naked. I was hard. My dick entered his ass. It's very simple."

Naruto blushed and glared at him.

"I know that, but… Well… How did a b-b-baby come from it?"

"I'll explain later," Tsunade sighed. "This child is going to have to go through a lot… What with Naruto being a Jinchuuriki, Sasuke being an Uchiha, and the both of you being male… Both of you have a lot of decisions to make about what you're going to do with him."

Naruto nodded. "So many winding paths." Then, it hit him. "Paths! Streets! Michi!"

"Michi?" Sasuke repeated. "Nice name."

"Alright, Michi it is!" Tsunade chirped, typing something into a nearby computer.

A/N Okay, now it's time to get started on the next chapter! And I know, horrible way to come to a conclusion for a name, but in my head I kept referring to the kid as "Michi," and thus had to find a way to give it that name.