And here is the 3rd chapter of "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Adventures" (brought to you by Kellogs). I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, and this chapter is shorter than I would like it to be, but don't worry, the next chapter ready in several days, and it will be long!
Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 3:
Clara turned around in bed. She couldn't sleep. She went to check the clock again (yes, the Tardis had a clock, set in Tardis Time).
"5:56. Okay, that's gonna have to do." she thought. The Doctor— her Doctor—had ordered the Tardis to give her a replica of his room. The truth is, she wasn't comfortable with such a big bed. She was only small!
She got out of bed, took a shower, blow dried her hair and threw on another pair of pajamas (she wouldn't get dressed unless she had to go out).
She went out into the corridor and headed towards the kitchen, to get breakfast.
She grabbed a box of corn flakes and poured herself a bowl.
"Hey!" a sleepy voice said. Clara immediately recognized it.
"Good morning, Captain Jack Harkness." she said, as she sat down and started eating.
"Good morning, Clara Oswin Oswald!" he said. Clara nodded.
Jack looked inside the corn flakes box, then looked at Clara in disbelief. "You finished the corn flakes!" he accused.
"Yeah, I did! Got a problem with that?" Clara said, eating another spoon-full.
Jack turned around towards the pantry, opening it slowly. "It's okay. I guess I'll have to take the other, less good cereal!" he said, in a snotty tone.
"I guess you will!" Clara said innocently.
Jack didn't say anything. He looked at Clara from the corner of his eye, before quickly grabbing her bowl and making a run for it.
"Hey, that's mine!" Clara ran after him. There was no way she was letting him go with HER cereal!
She nearly caught him several times, but each time he got away. Clara doubted there was any milk left in the bowl, but she still didn't give up.
Jack kept running, occasionally looking behind him and laughing. He looked behind another time. Clara had nearly caught him. She may have had short legs, but she was fast! He ran a tiny bit faster, enough to leave Clara way behind him. He looked behind again, saw Clara suddenly stopping and then...
CRASH!
"Oi! What the bloody Hell, Jack?" Donna asked, as she looked down at her pajamas, now covered in corn flakes.
Clara and Jack both tried hard not to burst out laughing.
But they failed.
As they were both rolling over with laughter and creating a HUGE amount of noise, everyone was woken up and came outside to check what was happening.
"What's going on?" Martha asked, as she struggled to adjust her eyes to the light of the corridor.
"They spilt bloody corn flakes on my pajamas, that's what!" Donna announced.
"Well, why did they do that?" Ten asked.
"It… It was an accident!" Clara said in between laughs. She took a deep breath, in an attempt to stop laughing. It worked quite well, but she still giggled from time to time.
Jack, however, was not in the slightest way trying to stop his laughter, and occasionally pointed his finger at Donna and tried to speak, before falling over laughing once more. This only got worse when he saw the three Doctors just standing there in matching pajamas.
"Is he laughing at us?" Eleven asked Ten, who nodded.
"Oi! Stop laughing right now!" Donna and Nine both shouted at the same time.
Jack didn't stop laughing.
Everyone had pretty much given up on getting Jack to calm down when the Tardis shook.
"Wow!" Everyone got sent in different directions, including Jack, who's laugher got replaced by yelling.
When the Tardis stopped shaking, everyone was on the floor.
"What happened?" Rose asked.
"I don't know. But we should investigate!" Eleven said.
"To the control room! Allons-y!" Ten shouted, as he, Eleven and Nine trotted off to his chosen destination. Everyone else followed, wondering why the only ones not in pain from the crazy Tardis shaking were the Doctors.
When they arrived, nothing was different. Then the Tardis started Whooshing, and a young, tall woman appeared.
"Oh, look! It's Sexy!" Amy said.
"I still think I'm sexier!" Jack stated.
"Can we not start this again?" Nine said.
"Fine." Jack mumbled grumpily.
"Hello, my darlings!" the Tardis said. She went over to Eleven, and then kissed him, before moving on to Ten and Nine. The three Doctors were just left there, speechless.
"And hello, my dear friends!" the Tardis hugged Rose, Martha, Donna, Jack, Mickey, Rory and Amy.
"Clara." she said coldly.
"Yeah, I'm not happy to see you either!" Clara said.
"Anyway! I have a big day planned for everyone! come on!" Sexy said, as she walked out of the control room.
"I don't trust her! I say we get out of here and go meet Marilyn Monroe!" Jack said.
"Yeah, We're not going anywhere near Marilyn Monroe! And we can't. When the Tardis is in this form, the actual Tardis—the ship—doesn't work." Eleven explained.
"What happened with Marilyn Monroe?" Nine asked.
"Long story!" Eleven said.
"Excuse me! I said 'come on'!" Sexy shouted.
"We've better go!" Ten said, as he made his way out. He stopped right in his tracks when he saw where they were.
"No way!" Rose laughed.
"Oh. My. God!" Amy said.
"Yes!" Sexy said proudly. "The Space Olympics!"
"This is Fantastic! I've never been to the Space Olympics!" Nine said.
"I have!" Ten said. "I even got banned. God, I hope they don't remember me!" he said, looking grim. He quickly brought a smile back to his face and ran ahead of the group.
"Let's go! Allons-y!" he said.
"Geronimo!" Eleven shouted.
"I want a catch phrase too!" Donna pouted.
They all ran off. In the next two hours, many things happened.
Mickey accidentally set fire to the flag of Krio, Ten outran one of the best sprinters, Amy got into a fight with a woman while trying to defend a little girl, and accidentally hit a policeman, which resulted in them making a run for it. Martha got into a battle of wits with someone from the intelligence challenge (yes, they have that in the Space Olympics), and continued arguing way after she realized she was wrong, for the sake of pride. Rose accidentally broke a HUGE water tank, causing everyone to get soaked. Jack and two athletes—one female, one male—went missing for half an hour, during the time where the athletes were supposed to be doing whatever sport they did (Jack didn't bother to ask). They ran into the policeman Amy hit, and had to run away again. Sexy 'found' a motorcycle. Nine unintentionally challenged a wrestler. Eleven's sonic screwdriver got stolen, and they had to look everywhere to find it. In the end, a little boy had it. Eleven tried to get it back, but the little boy's dad was very very muscly. In the end, Jack had to try and seduce him to get it back. He didn't actually manage to seduce him, and the guy just gave it back to them because he couldn't figure out how to use it, but Jack was convinced he was some kind of love god.
"I mean, it's impossible not to be attracted to me! Isn't it, Clara?" he said.
No one said anything.
"Clara?" he asked. Everyone looked around, but she was nowhere in sight.
"She must have gotten separated from us, and I was too concerned about my screwdriver to notice!" Eleven said, feeling guilty. "Why do I keep losing stuff?" he added.
"Oh, we'll look for her later! Come on, the anti grav kung fu is about to start!" Sexy said, grabbing Eleven's arm and trying to pull him.
"Tardis, not now!" he said.
"I'm sexy!" she said.
"Actually, I'm—" Jack got cut off by Eleven.
"Would you all shut up? Clara's gone missing. Now, we're all going to separate into groups until we find her! Okay?" he said, the stern look on his face discouraging anyone who wanted to object.
"Okay. Amy, Rory, Mickey and Martha go that way. Rose, Martha, Nine and Sexy, go that way. And me, Jack, Ten and Donna will go this way." he said, as the three groups went off in different directions.
"I can't believe I let her out of my sight!" Eleven grumbled.
"Don't worry! I know Clara, she'll be fine!" Jack said.
"You met her yesterday!" Ten stated.
"Umm… okay, I don't know her that well, but you don't have to be a genius to know she can take care of herself." Jack said.
"I know she can take care of herself! But she could still get hurt!" Eleven said.
"What's the worst that could happen?" Jack asked.
"She could get kidnapped, or worse: d—Aaaah!" he screamed, as he got thrown into the air.
"Air gymnastics! Love those!" Jack said.
"What are those?" Donna asked.
"You have to do a whole bunch of figures while an air vent is throwing you up into the air! Eleven stepped on the air vent. I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. Well, at least this is just a training air vent! Imagine he had stumbled onto a real one!" Jack laughed.
"Waaaaaah!" Eleven yelled, as he floated 10 meters up in the air.
"Hey, aren't you the bloke who got banned two years ago? You have some cheek coming back here, after what you did!" a security guard yelled at Ten.
"Uh oh!" Ten said.
So, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I do not actually own corn flakes or any Kellogs products. And it would make me happy if you left a review! :)