A/N: Hail mod-soul love.

67%
Kon + Pyon

Kon calculates. The possibilities, the mean averages, the statistics, the medians, bulk moduli, velocities, perimeters and lastly, a very complex set of problems on differential calculus.

And then his head aches.

Why in the holy name of Rukia-nee-chan is he computing anyway? Oh, right - orders from above. A.K.A orders from a person, no, a human boy taller than him when he's in his sexy orange plushie body.

Ichigo bossed him around, so he's doing homework.

And now...

Now...

His head aches. Because of all the calculations.

"Kon-chan, are you done-pyon??" a squeaky little female voice said, and the orange lion looked up to see Pyon, on Rukia's body, looking down at his work.

The lion gave the mod-soul a thumbs up sign with his paws and grinned. "Don't worry, Pyon-chan! I have saved Ichigo's grades!"

Pyon giggled cutely and then smiled that sweet sugarry smile. "Would you like some snacks, Kon-chan-dapyon??"

Kon looked up again, at those sparkling violet eyes and smiley, smiley face, and then nodded enthusiastically. "Of course, Pyon-chan's snacks invigorate the great me!!!"

"Alright then, Kon-chan! I will get you something for more energy-pyon!"

The whole house could have shattered down to pieces by the intensity of their voices.

And then the girl took her leave, leaving the orange plush a kiss on the forehead.

And if a plush could blush, Kon would have done so.

Rukia-nee-chan's lips brushed against his forehead!!! Oh, that is...-

But that was Pyon. And Rukia is not Pyon.

Kon suddenly had tormented thoughts. Pyon is cute. But Rukia-nee-chan is his number one. But Pyon is just TOO cute, and TOO sweet, and TOO likeable-

Kon decided to get things by logic and mathematics. Hah! He knows probability and statistics after all! Grabbing Ichigo's bunny ballpen, the plush simply grabbed a piece of paper and started to compute.

He was having headaches by the time he finished.

Pyon found him sprawled sleepily on Ichigo's desk - and being Pyon, she lifted the stuffed mod-soul up and put him on a nice comfy position on the bed. Complete with fluffy pillows, stuffed bunnies, and blankets.

When Rukia and Ichigo returned from hollow patrol, Pyon herself was sleeping on the bed.

When Ichigo found the 'Probability-That-The-Great-Kon-Sama-Likes-Pyon-Chan' computation, he laughed at the 67% final average.

And when Rukia pointed out something wrong in the calculation, they decided to re-do it.

Kon sucks at math - it should have been 101%.

A/N: Review? :D