Okay so according to Wikipedia drabbles are 100 words each and these story are definitely way under that but I have nothing else to call them. Okay? Okay. Now read :)
This
Eddie was in the kitchen making a boy sandwich when Patricia walked in.
"Hey Weasel"
"What?"
"This" she grabbed him by the tie and kissed him.
Sarcasm
Patricia was trying to do some homework in Sweetie's classroom when her vision went dark and she heard a voice saying
"Guess who!"
"Is it my Prince Charming coming to take me away so we can live in a big castle and live happily ever after?" she said sarcastically
"Wow Yacker didn't know you had such big dreams!" said Eddie revealing himself
"Uh, it's called sarcasm, brainbox"
"I knew that I just like watching you squirm" He said kissing her on the nose
Better Man
Eddie and Patricia were watching Once Upon A Time in Patricia's room,
"Ugh, I hate how gushy that stupid Prince is, why can't Snow White have a better man like Hook"
"'Cos Charming's perfect for her and besides if Snow had Hook who would Emma have, we both agreed Baelfire sucked"
"True, well at least you're not suckish like Charming!"
"Oh I dunno, if you ran away I would always find you" Eddie stuck out his tongue and quickly dodged a slap from his girlfriend.
I would like to point out that I in no way agree with Patricia's view of Prince Charming but I definitely agree about Baelfire/Neal!
Also I've only seen the first 2 seasons of HOA and that was a while ago, so sorry if they seem a bit OOC :)