Skater Girls And Playboys

Chapter Eight

Pp1147: Hellooooooooo! For those of you who are wondering, the song that Akira sang in the last chapter is 'Hurt' by Christina Aguilera. It's not actually played on guitar, so just pretend it is! But it's a really awesome song, so if you've never listened to it, you really should.

Kankuro: Pp1147 does not own Naruto. She doesn't own 'Hurt' either.

Sakura sighed as she put in the combination to her locker. She hated Monday. 'Stupid Monday. Ruining my weekend. Well, this weekend wasn't exactly fun, but- hey, what's this?'

She watched curiously as a rose with a note attached to it fell from her locker. She put her books in her locker before bending down to pick up the flower.

Dear Sakura,

My beautiful cherry blossom, would you like to go to the dance with me?

-Turn Around

"Turn around?" Sakura swiftly turned around. She narrowed her eyes and scowled. "What do you want, Uchiha?"

Sasuke smirked. "For you to go to the dance with me, of course."

Sakura glared. "No thanks," she said off-handedly as she started to walk away.

"Why not? You'd be the luckiest girl in the world." Sasuke declared as he followed the pink-haired girl.

She snorted. "Yeah right. I'd rather go with Lee!"

Sasuke looked insulted. "You'd rather go with that overgrown bowl than me?"

Sakura frowned. "Lee's not that bad. Sure, his hair's weird, but he's really sweet."

"Look who's talking," Sasuke pointed at her hair.

Sakura glared, "Have you seen your hair?! It looks like a duck's butt!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "So when should I pick you up?"

"I never said yes!"

"You just did."

"GAH! No! Sasuke, I will not go to the dance with you of all people! You're just a stupid playboy that wants to do it all the time!"

Sasuke smirked. "I don't do it all the time. But if it was with you, then yeah, I'd be doing it all the ti-"

Sasuke clutched his nose as he flew across the hall. 'Crap, that hurt. She punches like an elephant!' He grunted as he hit the wall. Sakura glared as she stomped over to the dazed teen. 'Stomps like one, too.'

"You see this?" She questioned the boy as she help up the rose.

He nodded dumbly, all the while clutching his now broken nose. Sasuke watched as she ripped all the petals off of the delicate flower.

"You're just like this rose," Sakura stated matter-of-factly. "Dead. To. Me." She sneered at the Uchiha before turning around and heading to the cafeteria.

Sasuke gaped as he watched the girl disappear behind the double doors. No one had ever rejected him- ever!

He smirked as blood ran down his face, making him look very frightening. 'You can't reject me forever. You're gonna fall for me eventually. Just watch.'

He just didn't realize that he was going to be falling for her first.

"SASUKE-KUN! You're hurt!" Karin, one of his many fangirls, exclaimed as she latched herself onto his arm. "Are you okay? If you're not, I know what would make you feel...better..." She trailed off suggestively, dragging her fingernail across his chest.

Sasuke smirked. 'Why not? She's pretty annoying, but in bed, or in this case, an empty room...' "And what exactly do you have in mind?" He whispered huskily into the redhead's ear.

She shivered in delight. "Well," she started to heal his nose as her hands glowed. As soon as she was finished she wiped the blood off of his face his her white shirt. "Kurenai-sensei is on her lunch break, and I need to change my shirt..."

Sasuke smirked as she practically shoved her boobs into his face. "Let's go." Karin squealed as Sasuke dragged her into Kurenai's classroom.

Naruto grinned as he headed to the table a certain skater girl was seated at. He silently crept behind her and placed his hands in front of her eyes. "Hey babe, wanna go to the dance with m-NYAAAAUUUGGHH!" Naruto flailed his arms around wildly as he came crashing down on the table.

"Keep your hands to yourself, Uzumaki," the pale girl said in an icy tone as she smoothed out her skirt.

Naruto grumbled as he slid off the table. So much for his ninja reflexes. When he hit the floor, he immediately got up and smiled brightly at Hinata. "Wow Hinata! I never knew someone as small and weightless as you could flip someone as big and heavy as me!"

Hinata glared at him, "I'm a ninja; I'm supposed to be able to flip people over."

Naruto scratched the back of his head. "Uh, right!"

Hinata rolled her eyes. "Idiot," she mumbled under her breath.

"Anyway!" Naruto started as he pulled a rose out of his pocket. "Would the prettiest and amazingest girl in the school like to go to the dance with me?"

Hinata suppressed a tiny blush as she stared at the rose. It was practically dead, all it's petals hanging limp, from being inside the blonde boy's pocket. 'Don't be stupid Hinata! He's lying! He just wants to get in your pants...er..skirt!'

Hinata scoffed. "As if I'd ever go with a playboy. I'm not stupid."

Naruto grinned sexily. "What makes you think I'm a playboy?"

Hinata pointed at his neck. "The fact that you've got at least five hickeys on you. I knew that boys tended to leave them, but girls? Che."

Naruto smirked, "But I want one from you."

Hinata gagged. "Gross. As if I'd ever touch you; who knows how many diseases all your fangirls have. Goodbye, Uzumaki."

She skated out of the cafeteria, her friends following.

Naruto scratched his chin thoughtfully. "This seems really familia-OW!" He grabbed his toe which had just gotten run over by one of the girls. "Curse you, you evil pieces of wood with wheels! I hope you get run over by a cow!"

"NARUTO-KUN! Are you okay?" Naruto's fangirl, Nanami, rushed over.

Naruto pouted. "Ne, Nanami-chan, will you make me feel better?"

She almost fainted right there on the spot. Naruto, one of the school's kings, had just asked HER to make HIM feel better!

"Of course, Naruto-kun! But where?" She questioned eagerly.

"Let's go on the roof," Naruto said as he dragged her out of the cafeteria.

Gaara shook his head and sighed as he watched Naruto drag a girl out of the cafeteria. 'They never learn.'

Pp1147: Okay, next chapter will be Shikamaru! What's gonna happen? What's with these guys and roses? Sorry if it seems rushed, but I barely finished the chapter, and I really wanted to update today. And it's kinda short...

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