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MATURE CONTENT
There was no way their relationship made any sense. They fought constantly, they could never have a decent meal together, and they always signed up to be matched-up in brawls. Kirby and Meta Knight were completely different, on opposite sides of the coin in every subject. Their brawls were vicious and brutal, and not without insults being thrown in at every lash. Their relationship was a disaster and a headache to all residents of Smash Mansion. In fact, it seemed that on most days, they could only agree on one thing...
Sex. Rough, angry sex.
It was most likely the only reason they kept going back to each other, though the fact that they might enjoy hurting each other was not a bad guess either.
Just when their housemates thought one or the other had had enough, that very night the two would go back to their room and fuck each other's brains out.
It was only ideal for the two involved–everyone else was usually up all night trying to drown out the noise. They didn't even try to be quiet.
As always, the next morning was filled with the usual argument they had to start the day, but it was more or less half-hearted, as both already had bruises and scratchy throats from the night before.