Peepshow
(I'm not kidding, this is the word I got. I actually had to look it up.)
WARNING! MATURE CONTENT
Oh, what a lucky day indeed~
Shortly after princess peach had stuffed every single one of the short brawlers into dresses, they all rushed off to change out of them (excluding Nana and Jigglypuff, who of course didn't mind.)
Meta Knight was no exception to this, but as he fled down the hall towards his room, he noticed Kirby walking briskly ahead of him. His cheeks were flushed red, as if he was embarrassed. But how could that be? He never seemed to mind girly things before..
Kirby turned quickly and dashed into his room, slamming the door behind him. Curious, Meta Knight followed, but seeing as it wasn't ideal to just barge in, he decided to look through the keyhole.
Kirby paced his room, still looking anxious, before laying down on his bed. Meta Knight's eyes widened as he noticed how red Kirby's face was getting, and his breathing quickened. Apparently wearing a dress had a peculiar effect on the puff, because he was getting very hard. Blushing, he reached down to gingerly touch his member. Meta Knight concluded that things like this didn't happen to him often, since he was touching himself so tentatively.
He felt himself start to get excited as well at the unexpected display.
Kirby moaned softly from inside the room, and it was enough to capture his attention so completely that he didn't notice someone come up behind him.
"..what are you doing?"
Meta Knight spun around fast enough to give himself whiplash. There stood Wario, eyeing him suspiciously. It didn't take but a second for the man to take in the dress that Meta Knight was still wearing and double over in laughter. Meta Knight took the opportunity to run, before Wario could find out what he'd really been doing and what kind of thoughts were running through his head.