Madison: "Yeah. He kissed me after dinner and we made out in the car a little bit. He started to make out with me in the restaurant a little bit too."

Jessica: "It's a friend with Benefits thing. That's my official assessment."

Roxy: "All right, now that we have that established. Can we get on to the part where I get to break my foot off in one of those plastic Barbie doll asses in the ring? How does that work considering you're the only established one here?"

Madison: "Like this."

She calls Hunter on her phone.

Hunter: "This is Paul Vasquez."

Madison: "Hello Paul. It's Madison Gilbert. How are you?"

Hunter: "Hey Maddie. I'm doing good and yourself?"

Madison: "I'm good. I'm enjoying my rare day off with my girls at home. I have an idea to run by you."

Hunter: "I'm all ears. Shoot."

Madison: "Well, what would you say if I told you I had an idea that would revolutionize the Divas division and take it back to the days when sexy women had talent in the ring and actually used it?"

Hunter: "I'd say sign me up. You've already opened the door for that to happen."

Madison: "OK. I want you to hear this all the way out before you decide."

Hunter: "You've got my full attention, Maddie. Go ahead."

Madison: "All right, I want to for a Divas version of The Shield to take out the weak divas one by one."

Hunter: "And who is your Divas Shield team?"

Madison: "Well, the other two ladies you have heard of, but they aren't established super star Divas. They're from the Independent scene where I got my start and they have serious talent that is being ignored if you ask me. It's an injustice to both of them."

Hunter laughs at her choice of words.

Hunter: "I see you're already getting into your Diva defense mode."

Madison: "Yeah. Well, my first candidate other than myself is my girl The Resident Rocker Jessica Mendez."

Hunter: "You're right. I've heard of her. She's shaking things up over there on the IWC. She's the current Diva champion over there for 6 straight months."

Madison: "That's right. I'm proud of her. I taught her damn near everything she knows."

Jessica shoves her playfully and Madison sticks her tongue out at her.

Hunter: "You trained her?"

Madison: "Well, we used to wrestle in her basement in high school. Her mother didn't like the fact that we were being tom boys. It's a long story that I'll share with you one day. The second candidate is Diamond Dust Roxy Rodriguez."

Hunter: "Another name I've heard of from the IWC and another Diva champion. Didn't she beat The Resident Rocker?"

Madison: "Yeah. A few times and she's proud of herself too. We still love her though. My girls are ready for prime time and have been waiting for their chance to break into the spot light like I did. I'm just taking this opportunity to maybe open the door and let them in."

Hunter: "All right, you've got my attention on this one. I like the idea of a Divas version of The Shield, but we can't have an exact duplicate of the guys. That would be redundant."

Madison: "No. Hell no it's not a duplicate version of the guys. It's much better and besides, they don't go after women. It's not allowed."

Hunter: "Draw me up a prototype and we'll run it Monday and see what happens. If it hits, you're in."

Madison: "You won't be disappointed."

Hunter: "I'll see you Monday in Chicago."

Madison: "You got it. Bye."

Hunter: "Bye."

They hang up and Madison jumps up in the air with a celebratory "Yes" fist pump.

Madison: "We're in. The prototype goes out Monday in Chicago. That means we have to come up with our outfits, a name for ourselves and a gimmick."

Jessica: "So, the Divas Justice League has a green light."

Roxy: "Ummm, no. That's not what we're calling ourselves. We are not comic book super heroes or Shield clones

Jessica: "So, no tactical gear and combat boots?"

Madison: "No. We're going out there sexy and provocative yet tasteful and we're showcasing our skills not our ability to trash talk, but that will be a huge part of the set up."

Jessica: "Yeah. We're going to dominate the Divas division."

Monday night rolls along and the girls show up for the live RAW taping in Chicago, Illinois. The matches are going on and it comes to the point where the Divas are about to go out and do a match. Suddenly, it appears like the television screen goes out and a test pattern comes up. The image flickers and an empty room comes into focus.

"Make no attempt to adjust your sets. We are taking over now."

Three sets of female legs in knee length leather boots come into the frame.

Jessica: "Expecting maybe The Shield to come on? Sorry boys, we're running this yard now. The Resident Rocker Jessica Spitfire is in control now."

Madison: "Madison Gilbert."

Roxy: "Diamond Dust Roxy Rodriguez."

Jessica: "You may find yourself wondering who the hell we are. Well, you'll know us soon enough. There seems to be an over population of talentless, unworthy Divas backstage that are all boobs and no skills or all beauty and no brains. The Mean Girls and Total Divas are prime examples of this."

Roxy: "We have a problem with brainless twits."

Madison: "The fact that all you men out there focus on the physical beauty of these plastic Barbie dolls is a huge injustice. The real talent is never seen because you're too focused on the outside package."

Jessica: "We're here to dominate and destroy each and every single one of you weak, pathetic, plastic, talentless twits back there. Be warned. We're coming for you."