Why yes. I do things like this in real life.
Names
"Hey Gaara." The red head looked up from his textbook and sighed. Whenever Naruto used that tone of voice, it meant he had been thinking. Thinking seriously... and, honestly, whenever Naruto thought about something seriously, Gaara always worried about the outcome... Okay, he was just a little terrified.
"Yes?"
"I've been thinking." Of course.
Gaara shifted uncomfortably in the silence his blond roommate let stretch on, finally deciding to prompt him. "What about?"
"Your name."
Gaara looked at the blond lounging on the sofa lazily. What the hell was that supposed to mean? He was thinking about his name? How was he supposed to respond to that? Why was he thinking about his name? What was he thinking about his name? What the hell? Out of all the things he could've asked, Gaara simply went with, "Huh?"
"Have you ever thought about your name?" The red head didn't even dare to give that a response. "Don't give me that look. Your name is fucking awesome."
There was a solid minute of blinking and silence before Gaara could say anything. "Uh, thanks?"
Naruto laughed. "Dude. Say your name."
"I think you said that wrong." The blond had to think about that for a minute before he started giggling like a nut.
"Just say your name."
"No." They spent a minute arguing and glaring at each other before Naruto gave up.
"Fine. Just listen then. You have to listen." He waited for the other boy to nod that he would before clearing his throat and continuing. "Rawr." He rolled his eyes at the blank look he received. "Ugh. Looks like I hafta explain. Gaara. Gaaaara. Gaaaarah. Garaw. Grawr. Rawr! You name is basically a fucking roar man! Like a battle cry! Hey wait! Where're you going?"
The red head turned and looked at the idiot from the hallway door. "Away from you."
"Aw, c'mon. You gotta admit it was an awesome thought! Everybody's name can be changed into something awesome like that." Gaara raised a missing eyebrow and Naruto smiled at the challenge. "Like my name for instance. Naruto. Naruetoe. Narahtoo. Nasrahtwo. Nosrahtuu. Nosferatu!" The look on the older boy's face told him he didn't get it. "Fuck, watch a damn movie for chrissake."
Unfortunately, Gaara was intrigued and the rest of the afternoon was wasted changing others names into weird things. Sakura became Shang-ri La, Temari into Tamagotchi, Kankuro changed to Canker Sore and so on. Gaara was smirking and Naruto was full out laughing by the time they reached a name they couldn't quite distort. Before they could get anywhere, their subject walked into the room.
"What are you two doing?" Sasuke asked spotting an oddly relaxed Gaara and an obviously frustrated Naruto spread out on the floor. The room filled with silence as the two just stared at him. The raven haired boy was becoming seriously uneasy when a grin broke out across Naruto's face and Gaara smirked. They looked at each other then back at their slightly disturbed roommate, who fought the urge to take a step back. Naruto spoke first and Gaara finished his thought.
"Such 'n"
"Uke."
Ha ha. The original one I came up with for Sasuke... wasn't appropriate for anyone.