Woot.
Cheat
It was just one of those days. None of them had anything going on so all three were seated in their living room, Gaara barely reading a thick textbook while Naruto and Sasuke battled it out in Mortal Kombat. The red head found great amusement in watching the two. Sasuke always had the upper hand throughout the first half of the battle, but Naruto was the comeback kid, able to pull ahead and win in the last few seconds. The brunettes growing agitation was very very amusing.
The final battle of their latest challenge was well underway and, surprisingly, Naruto was still losing. Sasuke began feeling uneasy as Naruto kept his cool. He knew the blond must have another secret move up his sleeve.
Naruto saw the tension in Sasuke's shoulders and smiled inside. "Y'know those weird guys that, like, fall in love and have sex with goats and shit?"
Sasuke looked at him from the corner of his eye. The blond still looked completely bored so Sasuke figured it was safe to continue. "... Yeah?"
"What happens if the goat gets pregnant?" Sasuke froze and dropped the controller just as Naruto's character delivered the finishing blow. "Hey look, I won again."
Gaara smiled and picked his book back up. "Oh, he's evil."
And that, dear children, is how you cheat.