I really just wanted to use the word 'priceless'
Priceless
Gaara really didn't mind the blond's questions. Really he didn't. Sure, sometimes there were way too many for one day and he'd get a little annoyed, but all in all they weren't too bad. It kind of made the red head a little happy. Someone was showing an actual interest in him and it was a nice feeling. Sadly, Naruto just didn't seem to know boundaries. So when the question rolled off his tongue so casually, Gaara was startled enough to drop the mango he'd been eating.
"So, do you jerk off at all?" Naruto didn't see how this question could get such a response from anyone, including the red head, but the look was absolutely priceless. Teal eyes widened, a mixture of horror, and disbelief. "Cause, if you did, I think you'd be less up tight. Seriously. It'd get rid of a lot of that tension between your eyes and shit." Naruto had to fight to keep a straight face.
Gaara had turned a nice shade of pink and his mouth was wide open. The blond was sure this would be the only time he'd see this look on the stoic red head.
Naruto glanced down the hallway to make sure a certain Uchiha's door was still closed and almost cheered when it was. "Yeah, y'know how sometimes Sasuke looks like he might actually be almost somewhat happy in the morning? Why do ya think that is?" It was practically killing him not to laugh. "So do ya?" Gaara could only shake his head no and looked as if he were a million miles away. "Well you should." Naruto was really enjoying himself, he didn't even notice the smile that slowly spread across the red heads face.
"What if I don't know how?" This time Naruto was caught off guard. How the hell does a twenty year old not know how to masturbate? Gaara leaned towards him. "Will you show me?" Naruto's mind went blank and he fell off the couch with a loud thump. A blinding flash went off above him, making his eyes blink against the burning sensation it left. He heard Sasuke laugh and Gaara chuckle.
"Uzumaki, that face was priceless."
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