AN: Hoo Haa!
Queer
It was an offhanded remark. He hadn't meant to start what he started. Honestly. "Gaara, you're so queer sometimes." The red head gave him a small smirk and took the sculpture to his room. He knew he was in for it when the head of golden hair in front of him tilted to the left. Several minutes of silence ensued before Naruto turned to him. "Yes?"
"Gaara's gay?"
A loud crash erupted from the red heads room but Sasuke ignored it. "Not that I know of..."
"But you just called him gay."
"No. I called him queer."
"N that means gay. Y'know, like Queer Eye For The Straight Guy."
"Queer also means weird Naruto."
The blond thought about that for a second. "Nuh uh!"
The brunette was becomeing frustrated quickly. "Words can have two meanings. Like hammer does."
"Huh?"
"You know. A hammer is a tool, but hammer can also mean using the hammer."
"That's only for real words not slang!" Sasuke would've thought the blond was fucking with him if he hadn't looked so god damn convinced he was right.
"Queer is a real word."
"No way! It's slang!"
"Fuck! Just look it up in the dictionary you moron!" Sasuke finally shouted, ready to throttle the blond.
Naruto just stared at him, apparently thinking about it, before a smile broke out across his face. "Whatever! It isn't in the dictionary!"
Queer: adj. strange or odd from a conventional viewpoint; unusually different.
Naruto... is queer.... and a blond.