AN: Ah... true story time.

Weenis

The tall brunette sat down in the uncomfortable blue plastic waiting chair gracefully, eyes pinched closed against the irritating fluorescent light of the waiting room. Of all the times he had to take his car to the mechanic... Naruto had been downing energy drinks for the past half hour, encouraging a certain red head to keep up with him can for can... Now both were practically bouncing off the pristine white walls. Suddenly someone slammed into the chair next to his, jerking it to the side and slamming his elbow into the wall painfully. His funny bone sent a violent snap down his arm and he reached for his injured elbow, glaring at the over excited blond next to him.

"What the fuck?" He growled.

"What be up grouchy?" Naruto smiled, flashing his brilliant white teeth before blue eyes snapped to Sasuke's hand, rubbing his tingling elbow.

"You just slammed me into the wall moron! Now my fucking elbow-" Sasuke was cut off by Naruto's sharp laugh, drawing all eyes in their direction. He just became louder as Gaara's chuckle, most likely laughing because the blond was, joined in. Naruto was laughing himself silly, gasping for air and flailing his legs about. "What's so damn funny?" The onyx eyed man growled as every set of eyes in the room became amused or offended by his companions inability to control himself.

"Ga-Gaara!" Naruto gasped out, reaching for the lanky pale boy beside him. "Sa-Sasuke -snort- just hit.... hit his WEENIS!!"

"Oh christ." Sasuke rolled his eyes as the teal eyed boy nearly collapsed trying not to laugh out loud.

"Weenis!" Naruto chirped again slipping off the chair and hitting his head on the floor which only made the two laugh harder. "S-Sasuke's weenis!!" The brunette rolled his eyes trying not to die of embarrassment as a few people around them started laughing lightly.

"Did -gasp- did you know your weenis has little or no feeling? It can -snort- can be pinched and pr-prodded without pain." Gaara giggled to the floor, on his knees beside the uncontrollable blond. He knew exactly what would the blue eyed boy would do with that information.

Naruto shot straight up and grabbed the brunettes hand, a sever look on his face and asked "Sasuke! Will you prod my weenis?!?!" before he and Gaara collapsed in laughter.

Weenis... lol