Ha ha ha! Cold baths... Ha ha ha! I've never thought of that. That made me laugh so damn hard.


Uh...

It was a peaceful day. Sasuke smiled. Everything had gone according to plan, no screw ups, no stuttering. No it had been a perfect presentation. He knew they would have to pick him. He was in such a good mood that he even invited Naruto and Gaara on his nightly walk around downtown. "Sasuke Sasuke!" His smile fell a bit.

He was regretting that decision at the moment.

"Sasuke!!" The blond screamed, forcing the brunette to turn around furiously. "What?"

The blond thrust a very grumpy looking turtle in his face. "You gotta take this home!" His face fell into his 'Why the fuck would I do that?' look. Naruto just continued to smile. "It totally looks just like you!!" He shouted happily, as the redhead beside him broke into a low laugh. Sasuke fought to keep his anger back.

"How the fuck do I look like this thing?" He growled glaring at the blond.

"Cause when I was walking by Deffy, I named him Deffy by the way, he totally glared at me! Just like you are now. You could totally be twins!" Sasuke's lip twitched in annoyance as Gaara's laugh became slightly louder. He spun on his heel and walked away ignoring Naruto's cries to wait.

When the others caught up with him, thankfully turtle free, he tried to block out the blond's annoying babble. "How'd the presentation go?" Gaara asked lightly, trying to pull the brunette from his funk. It worked.

Sasuke smirked. "Nothing less than perfect."

"As expected from the..." Gaara paused and looked over his shoulder. "What is he doing?"

Sasuke turned to see the blue eyed boy staring up at a cathedral, face clearly amused and thinking. Black eyes looked up as well but found nothing that would've caught the blond's interest. He walked back to the boys side and stared up at the spot he was sure the blond found so interesting. There, of course, was nothing there. He looked over at the redhead and raised a brow.

Gaara shrugged and spoke the question they both had on their minds. "What are you doing?" The answer had the redhead trying to hold back laughter while Sasuke's hand flew up to his forehead with a loud slap.

The blond turned to them excitedly, grin suddenly mischievous. "I was thinking about dressing up like a demon and standing on that platform, glaring and hissing at people as they walk by."

Has anyone else imagined doing that? Or is it just me? And the Uchiha glare seriously reminds me of a turtle...