I'm just so damn bored...
E
"You'd think with a name like 'Heartless' they'd be a little less likable."
"But this is Disney you're talking about."
"True." Gaara froze while pulling out his keys, turning to look a the brunette. Sasuke had the same slightly shocked, slightly horrified look on his face. They couldn't believe they'd just been discussing video games... A video game they both slightly disliked... The blond was rubbing off on them. "We've got to spend a little less time with him." Gaara growled shoving his keys into the lock.
"Agreed." Sasuke mumbled, pushing the door open, but neither moved.
Naruto had said he hadn't been feeling well so both knew he'd stayed in... but neither were prepared for the sight that greeted them. Mass chaos reigned in their apartment. Clothes were thrown about, draped over everything, the smell of burnt food attacked their noses, the stereo was booming a song with lyrics both couldn't decipher, and Naruto was running around in his boxers singing along with the strange music.
"Yo! Rawr! Sasu!" The blue eyed man shouted, running over to them, pulling them into a hug. "You guys are hoooome! Finally! Oh god! I've been sooooo bored!! I thought I'd go through my clothes, but that got lame fast. Then I tried to cook, we're outta eggs now by the way, but I burned most of it. Then I tried playing some games, but I've played them all already!" The blond babbled quickly. "Homigosh! Ifoundthecoolestsongontheinternets!!"
Gaara tried to take a step back, but Naruto grabbed his hand and swung him into the room, forcing him to dance with him. Sasuke watched, at a loss for words, as the overactive blond flung the redhead around the room, laughing like a nut.
The older male finally freed himself from his roommates grasp and pounced on the speakers, tearing them from the stereo. Silence enveloped the room, but Naruto decided to sing instead. The brunet grabbed the blond by the face and forced him to stand still.
"What the hell are you on?"
"Eh? Me? Nothin'. I just got bored!" He giggled like a girl and gave the other male a peck on the nose before jumping away. "Oh, wait! I had, like, seven of those big ass pixie sticks my auntie sent me! Yummy. I want another!!"
"No!" Gaara grabbed the bouncing male around the waist and lifted him off the floor, forcing the tan boy to giggle again and begin chanting 'Strong Rawr. Strong Rawr.' in a girlish falsetto. "Go find his stash." Sasuke returned moments later with a bag of candy as Naruto began coming down from his sugar high.
"Strong Rawr... I'm tiiiirrrreeed." He whined when they put him on his bed and shut the door to his bedroom. The brunet leaned against the wall and stared at the redhead. Gaara leaned against the opposite wall, observing the ceiling. As soon as snoring started behind the door, they both pushed off and walked to the disaster zone formerly known as their living room. Sasuke let out a heavy sigh and began gathering the clothes while Gaara righted the furniture.
They were just about finished when the redhead started chuckling. Onyx eyes looked over at his pale roommate like he'd lost it. "What's wrong with you?"
Gaara's laugh deepened. "Could you imagine him on E?"
E – ecstasy. A drug known to cause hyperness. Naruto on E would be funny... don't do drugs kiddo's.