Kayuri: Woo-hoo! The vampires emerge! This is where the ACTION starts!
Aiko: … I don't seem to be handling it as well as I thought I would…
Kayuri: Well… it is a bit of a… shock.
Aiko: Phft. No duh.
Kayuri: Fine then, I won't be nice. You're completely traumatised and you look stupid. You've read Twilight so you should be jumping for joy, not standing there like a stunned rabbit.
Aiko: Rabbit? Oh haha.
Kayuri: Uh… pun unintentional.
* * * *
Sasuke swivelled around to set eyes upon the girls. Naruto also turned his head to look, moving the rabbit away from his bloodied mouth.
"Oh, crap…!" The blonde swore under his breath. Sasuke frowned, and suddenly he was behind the sisters, hands over their mouths.
'I didn't even see him… he's as fast as the Twilight vampires!' Kayuri thought.
Meanwhile, Aiko had come out of her shocked state and was busy struggling against Sasuke's hand.
'He's not cold, though… I wonder what differences they have to Twilight's definition of vampires…' Kayuri stood calmly, as compared to her now angry sister.
"Hey, hands off!" Aiko tried to say, but thanks to Sasuke it came out as, "Mhf, hmn mufh!"
"Hey, Sasuke, shouldn't we see what they have to say first?" Naruto said, also frowning, "I think–" He was cut off by Sasuke's sigh.
"Fine. But we erase their memories if they can't handle it, okay?" Sasuke stated, removing his hands from their mouths.
"Plugh, your hand tastes terrible!" Aiko grimaced, "And another thing – don't invade the personal bobble! Got that?" Sasuke was slightly surprised at her reaction. It was as if she had forgotten what she had just seen.
"Listen, Sasuke, we're cool with you guys being… vamp or whatever." Kayuri ignored her sister.
"You don't care?" Gaara inquired, not having moved from his chair at all.
"Nup. We're Twilighters," Aiko stuck her tongue out playfully, "…It was just a pretty big shock… you know?"
"Twilighters?" Sasuke asked in a tired tone.
"Yeah. Twilight… you know, the books? Vampires?" Kayuri prompted. All three of the boys stared blankly at her.
"Oh, come on! Edward Cullen, Bella Swan?" Aiko asked, "My god, you boys know nothing!"
"You know what this is…" Kayuri said to her sister, shaking her head in disbelief.
"Indeed." Aiko sighed, as if the three vampires before her didn't know what one plus one was.
"Epic failure." They said together.
"YOU FAIL IT!" Aiko half shouted, pointing at the boys with a rather psychotic expression while Kayuri pulled a face at them.
"Ehm…" Naruto blinked a few times at them.
"I think that 'What the hell?' sums up my feelings pretty well right now." Sasuke concluded, his expression screaming out just that.
"…" Gaara said nothing and just stared at Kayuri and Aiko with an odd expression on his face.
'I think I understand why they aren't afraid, now… they're both complete psychopaths.' He thought.
"Yup, we're insane. Just don't let it bother you, okay? Uhm… you alright, Gaara?" Aiko said, seeing that Gaara's expression had suddenly become even more weirded out.
"Yeah, I'm fine… it's just that you practically answered my thoughts." He explained.
"But anyway, why did you girls come here in the first place?" Sasuke asked, getting to the point.
"We visited our grandpa," Aiko started.
"It turns out that he completely forgot that we were going to be attending." Kayuri finished, shaking her head.
"So you guys are gonna have to clear out one of those extra storage rooms he was talking about. Apparently we have to stay here until 'they work something else out'."
"This should be fun!" Naruto laughed, "I've never lived with girls before."
"Oh, and with us you'll start hating it even sooner than you would with anyone else!" Aiko laughed right back. Sasuke and Gaara both smirked a little at this.
"But it's not like you have a choice… you guys are suck with us~." Kayuri grinned.
Somewhere else in the dorm, a bell rung.
"RAMEN!!" Naruto screamed happily, vanishing.
"Dinner's ready, then." Sasuke explained, glancing in the direction that his blonde comrade ran off in before turning to the sisters.
"Sounds good!" Kayuri said cheerfully, "I'm soooooo hungry!" Aiko rolled her eyes at her sister's whining.
"What?!" Kayuri demanded, spying her sister's eye rolling, "I've been lugging around twice as much as you today!"
"Yes, well, whose fault is that?" Aiko asked, boredly.
"Hey, I -!" Kayuri began, but was stopped by Aiko.
"No. I don't care." Aiko stated.
'Gah, beech tree!' Kayuri thought angrily.
"I don't care that you think it's bitchy of me to say that, either."
'Man, that's such -!'
"Nor do I care that you think I'm being a meanie. I just want food." Aiko walked off, leaving Kayuri behind to sulk.
"… Meanie." Kayuri murmured, pouting before she followed her sister.
Heheh... Aiko's good ol' mind reading skills. Okay, well, she's not actually telepathic, but she's darn good at guessing what people are thinking. A huge thanks to darkf0x for our first review!!