Aiko awakened to feel a pillow hit her head.
"OW! WHAT THE FOOK!!!" she screamed, bolting upright with a sleepy yet fairly pissed off face. She quickly rubbed her eye and then stared accusingly at her sister.
"Get up already, I've been trying for an hour now. Did you stay up to tape my sleep-talking again?" Kayuri asked, her eyes slitted.
"No…" Aiko said with shifty eyes.
"What did I say?" Kayuri suddenly looked interested.
"Nothing. You didn't say anything. I was awake most of the night… stupid jet lag." Aiko muttered at the end.
"You can't get jet lag if the time zone is the same." Kayuri said in her matter-of-fact voice, then she realised something. "No! You didn't have a certain somebody on your mind did you?"
Aiko blushed, "...… Ah…"
Kayuri gasped.
"Wow... C'mon I'm hungry, and I wanna go shopping in half an hour!" She bounced out of the room still in her camisole, boxers and overlarge navy-blue shirt. Aiko followed, still in her own pyjama's (a black t-shirt and baggy brown pants), out to the kitchen where Kayuri went directly to the fridge in search of eggs, (which, to her delight, she found) and then went to the freezer to search for bacon…
"Where is the fooking bacon!?!"
Sasuke walked over to Aiko, "She's not exactly a morning person is she?"
"Nope" Aiko popped the 'p', "No one in our family really is… she easily takes the title for worst, though."
"Please tell me you guys have coffee, at least!" Kayuri cried desperately, staring at Sasuke with pleading eyes.
Sasuke sighed and looked at the cup in his hands, "We have coffee. Here, have this one." He handed her his coffee, which, as usual, he had only gotten a couple sips out of.
"Oh, thanks heaps!" She proceeded to drink the scolding hot coffee in less then a minute. "Wow that's mega nice coffee, who made it?"
Sasuke, about to claim his awesome coffee making skills realised something, "That's my shirt you're wearing!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that it smelt really nice and…" Kayuri trailed off, blushing. She took the shirt off and threw it to him.
"Ew! My precious virgin eyes! Yuri, what have I told you about stripping!?!" Aiko screamed with her hands covering her eyes.
"Dude, I'm wearing a cami underneath. And what have I told you about calling me 'Yuri'?" Kayuri said rolling her eyes.
"Yeah, yeah… don't call you it… but it's so much fun to call you nicknames you dislike." Aiko said, grinning.
"I feel like I'm related to Brendon Urie or something, though." Kayuri whined.
Naruto (who had wandered in during the conversation and sat down next to Aiko) asked, "You know some people say 'yuri' means girl luff?"
Kayuri stood there, blinking, "…"
Aiko scoffed then said, "The internet says that that's what that means… and the internet knows everything. Dude, yuri is girl on girl. No 'if' about it."
Kayuri stared to twitch. Then Gaara walked past the kitchen and Naruto yelled out, "Don't worry Gaara, we accept you for who you are, you don't have to hide your yuri porn!"
"What? I haven't made any porn!" Kayuri exclaimed.
"What?! You have girl luff porn?!" Aiko yelled at the same time.
'What? Cookies are my secret obsession… not porn…' Gaara thought whilst staring at everyone, as if he had instead just thought that they were idiots.
"Well… this is sufficiently awkward. I'm going to go get changed and whoever wants to come -and by 'want' I mean, at least two of you HAVE to come, boys- you should go and get changed, cause we are out of here in like-" Kayuri paused to look at the clock on the wall "- twenty minutes if my hair looks alright… I think it will be fine."
Aiko rolled her eyes "Sure, sure… good luck with that."
Kayuri walked away, but everyone could have sworn they heard a faint, "Bitch…!"
* * * *
Half an hour later, it wasn't Kayuri they were waiting on, she was waiting by the door impatiently (wearing a pair of skinny leg jeans, a PATD shirt and her black with silver stars converses), it was Aiko they were waiting on, who was searching for her wallet. Then she walked over to them, wearing her usual cargos, a simple shirt and a pair of green converses, holding a lime green wallet.
"That's your wallet?" Naruto asked, looking sceptical.
"No, that's Kayuri's wallet. Mine is the black thing that is no doubt in that bag of hers…" Aiko said, looking rather angry at her sister.
"Nope. That's my wallet for this trip, 'cause you owe me a whole ton of money from the plane." Kayuri said looking smug.
"No: you got even for taking the stuff out of my bag-" Aiko started.
"No, 'cause I did that before you stole all of my money, and now I have to get a job… and if replacing your stuff with mine was revenge for anything, it would be for that thing with that guy at my old job… I never really got back at you for that one…" Kayuri trailed off thinking of different possible types of revenge.
"I'll need a job, too, though." Aiko said.
Meanwhile, all three boys found themselves thinking, 'What "thing" with "that guy at work"?'
"You can't get a job till you're fourteen- I had to wait." Kayuri said smugly.
"…We can pretend I'm fourteen." Aiko suggested. "You know I'll need the money anyway…" She sighed and scratched her head.
"So… can we go yet?" Naruto whined, all of what had just been said going through one ear and out the other.
"So this wallet is mine now, then?" Aiko ignored Naruto, holding up the lime green wallet as she talked to her sister.
"I believe so." Kayuri stated contentedly, spinning around and walking off towards the front door.
"Geez, you guys have issues…" Sasuke commented, making Aiko sigh in defeat, knowing full well that he was right.
"Come on, guys! Hurry the hell up!!" Kayuri yelled from the front door.
* * * *
After walking out of the campus and into town, the group found themselves standing in front of the biggest, most amazing shopping plaza the girls had ever seen.
Kayuri gasped in delight and Aiko, not being a total shopping fan (unless there was something that she really wanted to buy), was still rather impressed.
"Oh~! This is gonna be so~ much fun!!" Kayuri cried in delight, grabbing her sister in a headlock and marching off towards the entrance.
"Uck…" Aiko grumbled, failing to squirm out of the headlock out of the headlock. "My neck's gonna be totally screwed when I'm older."
The three boys followed quietly behind, already growing accustomed to the sisters' strange/wild antics.
"Oh mah gosh," Aiko suddenly exclaimed, pointing at a window, "something shiny!"
"SHINY?" Kayuri instantly let go and looked around in the direction her sister pointed.
Chuckling evilly, Aiko silently (Yes, the 'not-one-sound-was-made' kind of 'silently') sneaked into the building, the automatic glass doors making the one noise that caught her sister's attention once more.
"Hey!" Kayuri cried. "Wait up!" She jogged in after her sister, looking cross.
"So, where we going first?" Naruto asked, Gaara and Sasuke trailing along behind him and the girls as they wandered into the middle of the massive complex.
"I dunno…" Kayuri sighed in defeat. "There are so many interesting places around here… I just don't know where to start."
"Well, we'll be here in Konoha for a while, right?" Aiko began.
"Yeah…" Kayuri answered, wondering what her sister was trying to get at.
"Hey, how many floors are there in this place?" Aiko asked the boys, with the 'on-a-mission' face.
"Twelve, I think." Sasuke informed her boredly.
"Not including parking…" Gaara added, extremely bored.
"Hmm…" Aiko had a Sherlock face on. "If we do this level by level and shop by shop, we should have enough shops to last us the year."
"Haha, lol. Are you kidding? I could go through this whole place in one day AND squeeze in a movie." Kayuri laughed, one hundred percent confident in her… skills.
Everyone stared at her, even Aiko.
"But… that's no fun." Aiko shook her head. "We're doing this my way. We're going into each shop, one at a time, sweeping from the left side to the right, working our way up the building."
"Sounds logical enough to me." Sasuke commented, leaning against a nearby wall.
"Thank you, Sasuke." Aiko replied.
"But-" Kayuri tried to say, but was cut off by her sister.
"No." Aiko already knew what she was going to ask.
"Then, can we at least-"
"No. I'm not following you into a lingerie shop."
"I think you may want to rethink that answer," Kayuri was using the signature Kosora evil grin, "considering what it was that I threw out of your bag."
"Fine." Aiko grumbled. "We start sweeping from the left, so let's get moving."
And so, they all shuffled off towards the left side of the building, thus, signing the beginning of Kayuri's mad spree, Aiko's torture and the three vampires' boredom.