Author's Note: Enjoy :)

"Naruto, get yourself out of those ridiculous clothes. And when you're done, meet me in my office!" Kyouko smiled gently as she walked up the stairs with her son. When they were in his room, she closed the door and locked it behind her with a soft click.

"Naruto, dear, where is Naruko?"

"Mom…really, it's not her fault. Mine really…for trying." He laughed pathetically and took out a T-shirt and a pair of jeans from his closet.

"Darling, you know I would never blame you for something that's not your fault. Where's that foolish daughter of mine?" Kyouko demanded. Although her body was not in the best of conditions, she was the wife of the Uzumaki Arashi and of course, there was going to be an air of authority around her when she needed it. "What was that? Speak up, Naruto."

The boy ran a hand through his unruly blonde hair. "Vegas, Naruko's in Las Vegas with her boyfriend." He slipped the blouse and took off the padded bra and threw it onto his bed. Sliding on his T-shirt, he took off the skirt gently. Kyouko's eyes widened at the sight of her son in a pair of panties. He sighed and looked at his mother.

"Turn away for a sec please…"

Kyouko laughed, "There's nothing that you have that I haven't seen before, son."

"Mom!" Naruto scowled and took of the panties, flinging them onto the floor. He grabbed a pair of boxers from the bottom drawer and put it on. He put on the pair of jeans and cleared his throat.

"You can turn back now, mom." He plopped onto his extra large orange bean gab chair and turned to face his mother.

"Alright, now that you're all changed, tell me why Naruko's in Vegas with her boyfriend instead of here, where she should be."

"I hate it when you do this."

Kyouko raised her eyebrows. "Do what?"

"This! It makes me feel like I'm telling on her. I know you won't punish her, but you know how Dad is. He's going to so kill her when she gets back."

Kyouko tried to reassure him, but what he said was true. Ever since the twins were born, Arashi had always been favoring the son, Naruto and always been harder on the daughter, Naruko. Kyouko sighed and got up from the bed. "Go, go to your Father"

Naruto grinned. "You know he wouldn't do anything even if I were late."

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"Alright, Naruto," Arashi put on his business face. He sighed inwardly. Honestly, he couldn't bring himself to even raise his voice at his precious son. How could he give him 'the Arashi Business Face' when his son was giving him the bright innocent smile only he could give? He smiled gently, and folded his hands, "Naruto," He said in a gentle voice, "Why did you dress like a girl trying to fool everybody into thinking you were Naruko which caused me into almost losing our important business partner?" He said in one breath.

"Well…" He smiled innocently and widened his azure eyes, "Can you forgive me, Daddy?"

"Of course! Of course I will!" Arashi ran a hand through his hair. "I can't believe I almost used the business face on you!" He took both of Naruto's hands and held them by his chest. "Can you forgive me?"

Works like a charm. "Of course, Dad! I love you most in the world!"

Arashi let out a big sigh of relief. "Thank goodness." He looked around his office, frowning. "Why were we talking in my office? Was it about work?"

"Nope!" Naruto grinned, "What would you like for dinner? I'm sure Kurenai (A/N: She's their cook/maid, whatever.) can cook something up tonight!"

The older man patted his son on the back and laughed heartedly. "Yes, yes! We shall have a big meal tonight to celebrate our return from France!"

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"Whoa. So he just forgot the whole thing because you smiled at him and called him daddy…?" Sakura asked disbelievingly.

Kiba scratched his chin. "Somehow that sounds wrong and pedophilic." Naruto leaned across the lunch table and punched him on the arm. "Ow!" He nursed his abused arm and pointed to his head. "Look at what you did to my head already?!"

Naruto stuck out his tongue at him and said, "You deserve it!" The others nodded in agreement not even bothering to help the dog-boy.

"So Naruto-kun, your father completely forgot the disaster and didn't bother you about it for the rest of the night?" Lee asked. Sakura smiled at her boyfriend and leaned against him and put her head on his shoulder. Ever since Lee shaved his eyebrows, they had been going out since freshman year.

"Yup! My Dad has always been easy on me."

Sakura frowned and tapped her chin, "But doesn't that mean he's harder on Naruko then?" She pursed her lips. "That's not fair."

Kiba smiled playfully, "What makes Naruto so special?"

The blonde grinned and batted his eyelashes, "My charmingly good looks!" Kiba snickered and the girls rolled their eyes. It was their second year in high school with these boys and they were used to their stupid jokes.

Temari jumped when her phone rang suddenly. She rummaged through her purse and finally found it. After look at the caller ID, her eyes widened and she hurriedly flipped it open.

"Gaara?" Everybody quieted down and glanced at Temari's distorted expression worriedly. "Yes, yes, I understand. Alright. By-" She stuffed her phone into her purse angrily. "He cut me off! Brat!" Shikamaru yawned and patted her on the back.

Gaara was the one who was going to succeed the Sabaku business although he was the youngest. Kankuro and Temari protested because of Gaara's lack of socials skills and cold cruel ways of dealing with people, life and their business. Their father, however only cared for efficiency and didn't care if Gaara had to threaten people to get things done. As long as he get them done, he says. The youngest in the family was a child prodigy, having finished college at the age of fourteen and whose theories were more advanced and complicated than many scientists who were supposedly experts in their field, making him one of the greatest minds in the world today. (A/N: Exaggerating, I know. Lol, but, hey Gaara's always a misfit in fanfics so I'm being nice here.)

Naruto was the first to break the silence, like always. "So…what was the call 'bout?" He slurped his ramen noisily sending the soup flying out of the bowl.

Temari sighed heavily, "Gaara…he's coming. He's coming to this school!"

Kiba jumped out of his seat. "Hey! Didn't he already graduate college!?!" Kiba's misadventure into Gaara's office last year was still embedded deep into his memory. His two-week stay at the hospital of course, was very unpleasant considering how he had a few ribs cracked and a couple of bones broken, nothing fatal of course.

Naruto snickered and nudged Chouji in the side. "He's just scared he's going to get beat up again!" Chouji laughed and nodded in agreement.

Flushed, Kiba turned to Naruto. "You have no idea what he can do!" Making a failed attempt pouting he snuggled against Shino and decided into sobbing on his shoulder, making a big wet dark spot on his coat. A light tint of pink settled on Shino's cheeks as he tried to hide by covering his face with his coat.

That only made Naruto laugh harder. "God, you're such a pussy! He's human! What's the worse Gaara can do?"

"That…I can demonstrate." Kiba froze and slowly lifted his head form Shino's shoulder as a shadow cast over them. Temari laughed uneasily as Sakura held onto Lee even tighter.

"Gaara…." Temari stood up and put up two hands. "Calm down." His sea foam eyes never left the blonde's azure ones as he crossed his arms.

"What's your name…"

Naruto frowned. "You should tell me first. You should always tell people your name first before you ask for theirs." He grinned, "But I do know your name. Sabaku no Gaara, right?!" He laughed and patted Gaara heartily on the back. Temari's eyes widened and she cringed in fear for the blonde. "Well, my name's Uzumaki Naruto! Nice to meet you!" He took hold of both Gaara's hands and shook them ferociously. "You don't talk much! I can show you around school if you want. But first, we have to bring you to the office to get your paperwork done." He let go of one of his hands and began to drag him towards the exit of the cafeteria, babbling about his life the whole way.

Kiba let out a big breath. "I can't believe Naruto's still alive."

Temari shakily sat down. "Maybe Gaara's in a good mood."

Sakura shook her head. "No…" The she slowly smiled, "Naruto just has the effect on people. You want to hit him, but you gotta love him."

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"Alright class." Iruka said as he clapped his hand together to get his class's attention. Homeroom was always a mess. "We have some new students today. Two actually."

Excited murmurs erupted among the girls.

"Oooo, foreign exchange?!"

"I looooove cute accents!"

"Oh, I hope he's a hottie!"

"Yeah, we're low on supply of actual normal boys." Naruto stood up and shook his fist in disagreement.

"Alright, alright! Settle down, we'll find out soon enough." As if on cue, Kakashi-sensei's head popped out from behind the sliding door.

"Dolphin-chaaaan! I have your two new students!" Kakashi giggled and motioned for him to come out. Iruka blushed and while the rest of the class tried to keep a straight face.

"Kakashi! Not in school!" He glared at his lover. "You promised!" He hissed.

Kakashi laughed and disappeared form behind the door. A few minutes later, two boys entered the classroom earning themselves multiple squeals from the girls in class.

Naruto shot out of his seat and pointed a finger a certain raven-haired boy. "You! Why are you here!?"

Sasuke smirked, "Nice to see you too, Dobe."

Gaara looked at the blonde. "So that's your name…"

Kiba held Naruto the blonde down by the waist, trying to restrain the blonde. "Lemme at him! Lemme at 'im!"

Author's Note: Yeah, well not much of a cliffhanger. I hate those…I can't write them. Lol, anyhoooooooos, I hoped you liked the latest installment :)