Author Note: Ahhhh, forgive me! PLEASE enjoy this.

Chapter 3

"Naruto, please," Iruka gave him a meek smile, "Please sit back down?"

Naruto huffed and reluctantly got back into his seat. Kiba gave Iruka his silent thanks and got back into his seat.

"Alright class. Now that everybody's quieted down, let's give the new students a chance to introduce themselves, shall we?" He glanced at Gaara and smiled, "Why don't we let this fine young man go first?" Shikamaru could have sworn Temari who was sitting beside him stopped breathing for a second. Gaara's head slowly turned 90 degrees and faced Iruka. He narrowed his eyes. Iruka, who was squirming under his glare, laughed weakly and quickly said, "Ok! Why don't we let the other fine young man go first?" He smiled warmly at the brunette, "Why don't you give a detailed introduction of yourself?" Girls with little pink hearts in their eyes sighed in pleasure as Sasuke stepped forward.

"Hn… my name is Uchiha Sasuke." At that Naruto rolled his eyes and looked out the window. He stepped back as Gaara stayed where he was scanning the crowd. His sea foam eyes met Naruto's cerulean blue eyes and the little kitsune smiled brightly at him. His face remained emotionless as he took a step forward.

"My name is Gaara No Sabaku." He glanced at Kiba. "I despise annoying idiots. Useless people should stay out of my way if they don't want to get hurt."

The blonde shot out of his seat and applauded. "HAHAHAA! He's so FUNNY!" He wiped the water out of his eyes as he laughed, "Threatening on the first day! Classic!"

Temari flinched and shut her eyes shaking her head. Sakura giggled as Kiba's eyes widened in horror as the redhead shuffled towards them. He turned right and gracelessly plopped onto the seat next to Naruto.

"Well…" Iruka glanced at Sasuke, "That's one empty seat taken." He examined the classroom. "Ah! Take the seat next to Yakushi Kabuto please." His dark brow eyes scanned the class. Somewhat sternly he said, "Now I expect you all to welcome these two warmly."

The raven-haired teen grimaced in disgust as he felt the four-eyes' eyes roam all over his body. He sighed and got into his assigned seat.

Iruka looked at his watch and clapped his hands together. "I have a meeting today so since you guys have English class with me next, you all will have self-study, alright?" He glanced at his watch. "Somebody show these two around the school, alright?" Without waiting for an answer, the teacher left the room.

"Ne! Ne! Ne, Gaara!" Gaara looked at the hyper-active blonde with an uninterested expression. "Wanna play a game with us?!" He gestured over to the messily pushed together desks. "We're going to play Truth or Dare!" He tugged on his arm. "Come on!"

Kabuto smiled slyly and put his hand on Sasuke's arm. "Sasuke-kuuuuun," He drawled out, "Since you're new here, you must not know the school grounds well. Allow me to show you around."

The brunette looked at Kabuto's hand in disdain. "You have five seconds to get your hand off of me."

He smiled sickeningly. "Alright. That means I have about three more seconds. One, two-" Sasuke swatted his hand away and gave him a death glare. Kabuto frowned slightly and readjusted his round glasses. "Sasuke-kun, I see you do not keep to your word."

"Sasuke-kun," Sasuke looked up and saw a girl with bubble-gum pink hair waving at him. "Please come over here for a second!"

Glancing at Kabuto then turning back to look at the girl he quickly decided that being with a girl was better than being stared at like you were a piece of meat by some weirdo. He got up from his seat and walked over.

From her seat, Sakura looked up and smiled. "Sasuke-kun, how about you sit with us during this period?" She shot Kabuto a disgusted look he caught it and smiled right back and even waved. "I know how that creep is." She grinned and kicked a chair towards him. "Let's introduce ourselves. I'm Haruno Sakura," She nudged the boy beside her, "And this is my boyfriend Rock Lee."

"Yosh! Nice to meet you Sasuke-kun!"

"I'm Temari." The blonde girl with the weird hairstyle smiled. She sighed and absently gestured to the boy beside her, "And this is my lazy ass of a boyfriend."

Stirring from his nap, the genius looked up briefly. "Nara Shikamaru." He said and dropped his head back into his arms.

Shino looked up from a little bug on the palm of his hand. "Aburame Shino." Chouji stopped inhaling his potato chips long enough to say his name, "Akimichi Chouji." Kiba grinned and showed his unusually sharp canine teeth. "Inuzuka Kiba." He looked at Naruto and nudged him. The blonde scowled and glanced at the brunette.

He crossed his arms and pouted. "Teme. Don't expect me to crawl to you on my knees and obey you because you have a little bit of good looks."

Sasuke smirked. "Dobe, you think I look good?"

Flustered, Naruto inhaled sharply, but before he could reply, Gaara spoke,

"Uchiha, is it?"

Surprised at Gaara's hostile tone, Naruto looked at him. Then he shrugged. It wasn't like he cared about Sasuke anyways. He clapped his hands together and reached into his bookbag and took out a bottle.

"Truth or Dare, the first one to go is the one the bottle points to." Licking his dry lips, he set the glass bottle on the pushed together desks and spinned it. Everybody leaned a little closer towards the desks, well, everybody except, the silent Gaara, Sasuke who's arms were crossed, the sleeping Shikamaru, and the bug boy.

Slowly the bottle came to a stop and it pointed to…

"Aww shit! Naruto, you spinned it wrong! You're not supposed to put the bottle on top of where the desks separate. You see? The cracks right there! One desk is taller than the other!" Kiba complained loudly. Sighing he reached over and spinned the bottle over again himself.

Who did it point to?

Contestant #1: Uzumaki Naruto?

Contestant #2: Uchiha Sasuke?

Contestant #3: Sabaku no Gaara?

Then the bottle slowly stopped spinning and came to a stop pointing at…Kiba! H grinned wickedly and scratched his chin.

"I go first right? So I dare Naruto!"

The blonde grinned. "Bring it on baby!"

"I dare you to ask out…..Hinata,"

"Oh yeah! That girl is mad hot!" Naruto punched the air in excitement.

"'s cousin." Kiba smiled and finished. "Ask out Hinata's cousin Neji."

"Whaaaaaat? You gotta be joking!"

Sakura giggled. "If you had let him finished saying his dare instead of interrupting him like you did he wouldn't have known you wouldn't have minded asking out Hinata. Now he wants you to ask someone else out."

Temari shrugged. "Neji's not bad looking. In fact, he's quite handsome. He gets good grades, good at sports and is student council president." She looked at Naruto. "You should be satisfied."

He looked at her blankly. "We have a student council?"

Temari rolled her eyes and didn't even bother to answer. Sakura coughed into her hand and tried to keep a straight face.

Kiba smiled smugly, "So what's it gonna be? You gonna do it or not?"

Naruto looked at him indignantly. "Of course I'm going to do it!" He yelled. The blonde smoothed out his shirt and ran a hand through his hair. "Ok, where do I find Neji?"

Sakura waved her index finger. "Tsk tsk. No so fast." She looked at her nails and said, "Do you have any idea how many girls and guys ask him out everyday?" She looked up and gave him a sympathetic look. "He's very cold to all of them too."

Naruto grinned and gave her a sultry look. "I have my sex appeal, don't worry."

Kiba snorted. Temari looked at the blonde and spoke up, "Naruto, Ten Ten, the captain of the cheerleading team couldn't get him. Do you think you could?"

Naruto waved his hand at her dismissively. "Pish posh.. I'll bag him and make all your jaws drop. Then," He faced Kiba, "it's my turn."

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Naruto ran out of the room as soon as he got the directions to this Neji guy's classroom. He looked down at the little slip of paper Sakura gave him. "3-A." He read aloud. So this guy's a year older? Well, doesn't make a difference. He thought to himself.

Naruto slammed open the sliding door. A startled teacher and twenty pair of widened eyes looked at him. Naruto smiled and bowed. "Naruto Uzumaki deeees.." He waved the little slip of paper around. "Do you guys know where I can find this Neji guy?"

Regaining his posture, the teacher glared at Naruto. "Uzumaki-san, we're in the middle of a class if you don't mind."

Naruto gave him a smile. "Not at all." He looked at the students. "Anybody know?"

A girls giggled and pointed to the ceiling mouthing the word 'roof'. Naruto grinned and blew them a kiss. "Thanks." He looked at the teacher then at the blackboard. "Oh, by the way," He said over his shoulder before he left, "There's no answer to that problem. It's supposed to be seventeen pie but you wrote the problem wrong." With that, he slid the door closed noisily and walked away.

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Naruto huffed as he finished another flight of stairs to his journey up to the roof. Stupid stairs.. we donate so much to the school, why don't they get some goddamn elevators?! Finally, after all those flight of stairs, he reached the roof's door. Turning the doorknob slightly and without bothering to knock, he walked in. A gust of wind blew at him and slammed the door closed behind him.

A boy with long silky black hair and light silver eyes looked at him with stone hard eyes. Coldly he said, "You must be a freshman. Did you not see the sign DO NOT ENTER?"

Naruto grinned. "Sure I did." He walked over and leaned against the railing next to the older boy. "I just though nobody would be here to catch me."

"You can clearly see I am here. Now you can leave."

The blonde laughed. "By nobody, I meant the staff." He looked at his uniform. "You, are a student."

Neji relaxed his shoulders a bit. This boy wasn't timid or scared of him like the others. He didn't kiss his ass like the others would. Maybe they could talk for a while. Maybe. "Hyuuga Neji. President of the student council."

"Yeah, I know. Uzumaki Naruto."

"The trouble-maker?"

He smiled. "I wouldn't call myself that, but yeah."

"What are you doing here, skipping class?"

"Well, Mr. Student council president, I could say the same."

"I," Neji said as he dangled the key in front of the shorter boy's face, "have the keys to here." Neji looked at the blonde closely. His bright sunny blonde hair was unruly and his cerulean eyes were bright and shining. His honey-colored skin was just tan enough to bring out both his hair and eyes.

"Ne, ne! Eat lunch with me tomorrow!" Neji was slightly taken aback. People usually didn't outburst at him.

"What grade are you in?"

"Aww! Why does that matter?!"

"So I can know what period you have lunch." He replied emotionlessly.

"No need, no need! I'll come get you!" He ran out the door and called a loud, "Bye bye!" over his shoulder.

The door slammed closed and Neji recalled what just happened with a frown. "Maybe I shouldn't have said that," He said to himself. He shook his head and continued looking at the nice view of the ocean the roof offered.

Naruto took out his phone and txted Sakura. Smiling away, he typed quickly and accurately.

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Sakura looked up as her phone rang. A txt message. She looked at the ID and it was Naruto. She announced it to everybody and Kiba looked over shoulder as she read aloud,

'SEVENTEEN PIE :D'