Disclaimer: Persona belongs to Atlus.

A/N: Rated M for crude language and sexual content.

o2.

Even all of my pillows piled over my ears could not fight the relentless sound of that weird jazz music. When I finally started to drift into a peaceful slumber, I was awoken by a pounding on the door to my room, followed by a nasaly, ear-piercing voice that sounded like nails on a chalkboard. Yukari.

"Dick Banger, are you awake?" She really believed that shit? How thick can she possibly be? I decided not to answer the door in hopes that she would go away. This was, of course, to no avail.

"Dick! Dick! Dick!" she repeatedly yelled, the knocking increasing in volume as time went by.

"WHAT?!" I screamed, whipping the door open in her face. With that creepy grin plastered across her face, Yukari looked like a mental patient. Probably is, I noted to myself.

"Mitsuru-senpai asked me to show you the way to school. Are you ready?"

Is this bitch being serious? "No. Get the fuck out of my room. I don't want to be seen in public with you, and I can find my own way, thank you very much. And why the fuck are you calling her 'senpai?' She's only a year older than us." I thought for a second, realizing that Ariel was probably much older than Yukari in mental years, though. I looked back up at Yukari and saw her twirling her hair, her eyes empty of any thought.

"Are you sure? You don't want to be late for your first day of school."

At this point, I realized that Yukari and her pea-sized brain couldn't find her own way to school. I gave in, knowing she would probably get lost in the wilderness somewhere if I didn't go with her. Great. I'm the chauffeur for the retard, I thought.

Just as we were about to leave, I looked at Yukari. Her skirt was so short that I could almost see her vagina. She wasn't wearing underwear. I saw something else - a string.

"Is that a fucking tampon?" I yelled. She turned toward me, and I reached under her skirt and yanked it out. Just as I thought, Niagra Falls started gushing out of her pussy, leaving a puddle of blood in the middle of the hallway. Yukari looked at me with panic.

"Hey, Takeba, is that the new transfer stu-OH MY GOD!" A silver-haired young man stepped out of the room diagonal to mine, and his eyes moved from the waterfall of blood coming from Yukari's vagina and the tampon in my hand.

"Takeba, did you wake up Minato yet?" Ariel asked as she descended from the third floor. Her eyes met mine as she took in the scene in front of her. She gasped.

The silver-haired man looked at me, then Mitsuru, and back again. A grin crept across his face as he reached over to Mitsuru and yanked from below her skirt. What came back was a tampon covered in shit.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" I yelled, realizing that Mitsuru had stuck the tampon up her ass.

"What? I have diarrhea. I don't want it to leak all over the chairs in class," Ariel replied.

This place really was fucked up. Right then, I decided to leave, the silver-haired man following beside me. I think I could grow to like this guy. On our chat to the station, I learned that his name was Akihiko, and he lived in the dorm with us. He also got laid twice a night with both Mitsuru and Yukari. All of the sudden, in the middle of our train ride to school, I heard prissy bitch behind me.

"This is my favorite part of the ride. It feels like we're gliding over the water."

"Oh, really? Why don't you go try it? I'm sure you can jump out one of the windows."

"Dick! Hey! I've tried. They lock the windows," Yukari said. This bitch really needs a reality check. She must be "special."

"Are you fucking kidding me? How did you manage to catch up to us without cleani-oh," I stopped, realizing that Yukari hadn't stopped to wipe up the period blood that drenched her legs and skirt.

On our way into school, Akihiko managed to escape being seen with Yukari. Shit. Everybody was talking about her.

"Here we are! Welcome to Gekkoukan High School! Hope you like it!" Yukari exclaimed.

I really could not fucking tolerate this bitch anymore.

"Welcome to the bottom of the lake. Hope you like it!" I said, thinking aloud of what I would say when I dropped her off in the center of the water with a cinderblock tied to her ankles.

"I'm pretty popular here," Yukari said, her head held high in pride.

"Is that a fucking joke, semen breath? You're an embarrassment to human kind, a waste of flesh, and you deserve to be pushed out of a plane," I snapped.

"-and you need to go to the faculty lounge before classes start."