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By the time I had reached the first class, I was almost ready to blow my brains out. Thankfully, though, I was seated next to this ugly ass rich kid with dark hair. Better than that brunette bitch, I thought to myself.

Hey. What the fuck. No, seriously, was this bitch serious? We hadn't been in class for two minutes, and she's TEXTING me?

Whatcha doin?

R U ok?

Y arent u responding? i txted u like five mins ago

The teacher was talking about the women's suffrage movement in America, and I realized this was my perfect opportunity. I felt a sly grin creep across my face as I texted Yukari the "answer" of one of the questions that the teacher had put on the review sheet. When I was done, I put my phone back in my pocket and waited, keeping my eyes on Yukari for the whole time. Finally, the moment arrived.

"So," the teacher began, "early movements to push for women's suffrage were quite unsuccessful. Anybody have any ideas why?"

Yukari's hand eagerly shot into the air, and her ass was hovering over the chair like she was about to take a shit in a public bathroom. "I know!" she yelled. With a smile as wide as her tits, she continued. "It's because all the women were on their periods, so they couldn't leave their houses without leaving blood trails all around the city, which attracted the bears and wolves!"

The class became silent. All eyes in the room slowly turned to Yukari, who still looked like she thought she was the smartest person in the room.

"Um, no. Just... just no," the teacher stumbled over his words, unsure what to do. Then, the laughter erupted from the rest of the students while Yukari just sat there smiling like a total dumbass, blood still dripping down her leg from the tampon that I yanked out of her vagina over an hour ago. Suddenly, Yukari turned around and looked at me.

"ARE WE GOING TO TARTARUS TONIGHT?" she practically screamed.

"What?"

"TO FIGHT THE SHADOW MONSTERS! ARE WE GOING TO TARTARUS TONIGHT WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS IN THEIR SLEEP STATE?" she repeated.

That bitch. That's supposed to be a secret.

"I guess the cat's out of the bag!" I retaliated, shoving all my books off of my desk. "Hey teach, you wanna call the President up over here? We're gonna have a fucking announcement!"