Neophiles grunted as he deleted the
last line that he had wrote, History assignments were a real pain to
get his head around.
He managed to pull himself away from
Wikipedia, turning off the throne's onboard computer and urging it
into the kitchen...
NTM: Great, 3 piece history assignment that has to be handed in, unfortunately my time is shortened when I go away on holiday...
*Neophiles poured himself a cup of tea (2 sugars, I like it sweet), slowly sipping it when he noticed something*
NTM: Devastator247, you have got to start asking permission before coming into my Dimension.
*Devastator 247 steps out from
behind the fridge and looks amazed at NTM*
(Think Brolly from the
DBZ series, adding a Red-ish super glow, brown hair and two anime
devil horns, and attacks through sonic waves and an axe shaped guitar
that he carries on his back. Also wears a pair of large headphones
that constantly blast out heavy rock music)
D247: How'd you know I was here?
*NTM indicates the headphones atop D247's head, which are on a louder volume than normal*
NTM: Seriously dude, you're gonna hurt your ears...
*D247 strikes a pose*
D247: But I'm super powered! Nothing can harm me!
*An Ask-a-bot enters the room, turning on its speaker*
Warning, warning! Review Alert!
*NTM flips into the throne, turning to D247*
NTM: Climb in, I've got a review!
D247: We're not going to some magical place where reviews float around on sheep are we?
NTM: Ok, rule number 1, lay off the triple chocolate gateau flavoured ice cream, that's mine.
*D247 hides a spoon behind his back, grinning sheepishly*
NTM: ...and to answer your original question, no, we're going to the living room...
*The throne scuttles onwards through the winding corridors of the Disorganised Dimension, until they reach the living room*
NTM: Ok, Kitchen to Living room in under a minute!
*13 holds up a stopwatch, which reads 00:39:95*
13: Congrats Neo, it's a new Dimensional record!
23: Can we just get this review over with?
*Trouble Maker appears onscreen, grinning to her hearts content*
TM: Hey bro! You heard about the review?
D247: Who you?
*TM bows*
TM: I'm Trouble Maker, NTM's little sister (OFFICIAL!)!
*D247 flexes his abnormally large muscles*
D247: I'm Devastator 247, super powered dimensional being with big abs (UNOFFICIAL!)!
NTM: Intros made, review time!
TM: This one's from Gemini Gamers, for everyone and it reads *ahem*... Who is your best friend?
D247: Alphabetical order time!
*Plays catchy introduction tune on his guitar*
Alpha: My best friend would be Juliet; she's helped me through some tough times...
Delta: My favourite is 13, for...uhh...helping us out *blushes*.
Genocide: I am close friends with Neophiles the Metal; after all, he built me.
Hunger: I like Trouble Maker, YAAAAY!
TM: O...K...serious drama happening on my side of the cam...
Juliet: My friend's 13, we love to club!
Sarah: I don't have any friends...
D247: *cough* Emo *cough*
*Sarah starts unloading her plasma cannons at D247, while he runs playing 'Benny Hill Chase' on his guitar*
Sarah: DIE YOU MUSIC MAKING SONOFA...!
*Runs after D247 screaming bloody murder*
TM: I'm friends with Juliet, 13 and Genocide.
NTM: *Ahem!*
TM: Oh, and my big bro Neophiles.
Zulu: I'm friends with everyone! Especially Kyle my big brother!
13: I like Adam *blushes* he's cute...
Everyone: Awww!
*Delta motions for them to 'talk' privately*
23: I am not associated with anyone, although I am assisted by Sarah...
*Sarah and D247 come back the other way, Sarah now wielding an energy sword and proceeding an attempt to hack D247 in two*
D247: My mate *whoa!* is NTM *eep!* both in *yikes!* and out of story!
*Sarah starts panting and slows down*
Sarah: I'm *wheeze* too outta *cough* breath!
Hunger: SARAH'S AN EMO, SARAH'S AN EMO! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Genocide: LOL :)
NTM: Ok, things are getting a little bit random here so keep sending your reviews before we kill each other!