Okiedoke, we have got a busy chapter in front of us, holo is outside sleeping and I have no clue where Fae is… probably trying to get into a can of tuna or something. So first off I want to thank everybody for their awesome comments, they mean a lot to me, and though im off to a slower start I think the story with get rollin for other readers soon. Umm I actually wanted to take a survey of the main matchup for the story but I think im going to hold off for now, and just let the story roll for a bit. This chapter is gunna be long so enjoy! :3 3
I have had a lot of good ideas in my time, this was defiantly not one of the. Here I was hanging outside Princess Bubblegum's window, I stopped counting how many windows I climbed to get to this one but it had to be more than ten. Banana guards were everywhere, not that they were a threat to me or anything but I couldn't just walk into the castle and say "I'm kidnapping your Princess" and expect them to go along with it. Could I? Anyways, like I said here I am hanging outside a window waiting for Peppermint Butler to leave the damn room. They were talking about something but I really couldn't hear well. Finally I heard the room get silent and the door close. I lifted myself up slowly and peaked into the room it was empty, and then I heard the shower turn on. Great now I have to wait for her to get out of the shower… I looked around the room for a place to sit, that had an easy exit route. I decided to just sit on the window sill with my back to one side and my leg up, letting the other dangle off the edge. I kept my eyes looking out, you know in case she walked in with no clothes or towel on. The shower stopped, wet footsteps entered the room and a heard a few drawers open, she hadn't seen me yet so, I decided to take a quick peek to see if she was changed yet. Nope. Her pink body had filled out much more than I remember it being, I mean DAMN the body on this girl was HOT… she had her back turned to me so I wasn't given a full view but her round pink ass looked so cute! God I just wanted to go grope it, caress it, love it… Fuck, I didn't have time for this, I looked away, took a breath and used the calmest voice I could. "Was the shower nice?" I couldn't see her but I assumed that Pb whirled around and covered herself up, but that was just a guess.
"Finn? WHAT IN GLOBS NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE?" That was a good question.. really wasn't sure myself. "Can you put some clothes on please? Im still a dude, that hasn't changed, I just want to talk." I heard a few drawers open and close. "You can look now. " I sung myself around just in time to see her slip on a pair of jeans, allowing myself to get a quick glimpse of some white laced panties… Ugh! My eyes shot up to her eyes, which were surprisingly calm. "Now tell me what you are doing here?" I thought to myself for a second . "What's this husband of yours like?" Silence. "Has he been acting strange to you lately? Oh and by the way why now of all times to get married?" Again no response. "Great, that's just great just stay quiet." I heard PB sigh, "You wouldn't understand Finn." Was she fucking joking? I wouldn't understand? Did she actually have the nerves to tell me that? "Right, I wouldn't understand… You know what always pissed me off about you? You are so closed off to everyone else, its better to just do things your way. And now here you are getting married to some douche bag who obviously doesn't even love you! And on top of that yo-" I couldn't finish before I had a chance PB was face to face with me and then the next thing I knew her hand whipped across my face. "Don't you dare talk about things you don't know about! Especially him…" That fucking hurt, I kept my eyes on the ground and held my face where It stung. Okay so this was defiantly not off to a good start, but it was too late now, I had to think fast. I took a deep breath and looked up, "so you would choose him over me?" PB looked hurt by my question, but at this point I reallyt didn't care, she made a stern look and said," Yes, because at least he doesn't act like a child like someone I know!" Bingo. I made a quick smirk, "then we are done here, sorry PB." "what are you talkin-" Before she could finish I jabbed a pressure point on her neck, she went passed out instantly. By the time I had the princess in my arm slumped over my back and was looking down, out the window, the door flew open. "What is taking you so long to get read-" It was wanna be King man. His surprised face quickly turned to anger when he saw me and his soon to be wife passed out. "GUARDS SOUND THE ALARM!" Oh shit. I had no time to think so I gave him the bird and dropped to the next window, grabbing the ledge with one hand. Then the next and the next and so on, I was around number five when the alarm rung through the kingdom. 'Almost there' I let go of the fourth windowsill and dropped down, 'three mo-' "SHIT!" My hand slipped the third and I fell. Quickly I wrapped PB and my arms and braced myself for the impact.
When I arrived at the tree house, my hair had been stained in blood and my back and head were bruised badly. I flung open the door to see Fae and Kurt. "What the fuck did you do?" Kurt yelled as I handed him the princess, "No time to explain put her on the bed, make sure her head is propped up. Fae come to the bathroom I need to stop the bleeding." My head was bust open from the fall and I was already feeling light headed from the loss of blood, Fae followed me to the bathroom and grabbed the first aid kit in the cabinet as I grabbed a chair and sat down. She wet a towel and started to clean the blood oozing out. "Ouch… be gentler will you?" She let out a small giggle, "Sorry". There was worry in her voice despite her effort to cover it up. "This reminds me of when we met for the first time, Remember that? You were are all beat up head to toe, and when you came to, you panicked like a little baby". I felt a tear fall on my neck. "Yeah I remember…" I grabbed her hand that was now covered in dry blood and put it against my cheek. "Everything is gunna be okay. I promise, I won't let anything happen to you or Kurt." Fae didn't respond, she just pulled her hand away and started to work on stitching my head up. By the time she was done there was pounding at the door. "THIS IS THE POLICE OPEN UP!" I went to stand up but Fae stopped me, wrapping her arms around my neck, quietly she whispered something into my ear.
When we walked into the living room Kurt was standing by the door with his arms crossed. "We have some not so friendly company." I looked out the window and saw four banana guards.. armed. "Okay, here's the plan, Kurt open the door, and tell them im not here if they keep pushing you tell them that stopped by but you kicked me out, and I headed into the forest, these guys aren't so bright, be convincing and they'll buy it." Kurt opened the door as I hid around the corner. He recited my lines perfectly and with no hesitation, there was a moment of silence. "Okay Sir, thank you for your cooperation. Kurt smiled, "Any time officer." And then shut the door. I walked out from behind the corner. "they'll be back".
Hoped you guys liked this chapter. Next one coming out in an hour or so!