Hey, Mansel…

What? Don't tell me that you're depressed because England left…

Yes, yes I am. Ooh, messages, look!

Let me see!

Children,

If Tino visits you, don't mention Christmas. It's that time of year where he starts to get all crazy...

I've told Ladonia plenty of times that hacking things is rude. He never listens.

I hope Mathias won't be crude in front of you.

Eat healthy.

Love,

Sweden

Like I would mention Christmas in front of Mama… he always says I'm getting coal. I always get awesome reindeer stuff, but there is a bit of coal every time.

I don't get any coal.

That's because you aren't on the list – you are uncorrupted.

Does he really get crazy?

Yup. And hacking things? That isn't rude! It's awesome! He hacked Papa's phone last time though so I can see why Papa would think it rude!

Um, isn't it illegal?

Huh? What do you mean?

.Never mind. But what does Papa mean by crude?

He means when I start laughing and Mattie slams his hands over your ears, do NOT under any circumstances attempt to pry the hands away.

Oh, when Denmark has the happy look on his face! And we are being healthy eaters, cause maple is a healthy substance!

Especially if you drink it straight, right?

Definitely! Definitely when you drink it straight! Mattie does that too, so it can't be bad for you!

We have to go now, but you should keep sending us letters, okay? Au revoir !