Hey, do you think we got any new messages?
I think I'll check, you call up Mattie and ask him to get over her, okay?
Okay!
Oh, we do!
Dear children,
Yes, he goes ballistic. That's why we don't mention it.
Ladonia really is wild. He's hard to calm down.
Mathias talks about his private life in explicit detail. It's gross. And he swears like crazy.
Maple isn't very healthy. It has a lot of sugar. Try eating fruits and vegetables. They're healthy and they taste good.
Love,
Sweden
Hard to calm down? Really? I just usually give him a Pokémon and he's okay. And Kugelmugel and him seem to get on okay… And I know Mama is hard to calm down about Christmas.
Yeah, so do I…Hey, Papa! Don't say such things in front of Mansel!
Big sister, I can't see the message if you put your hands over my eyes!
He just says maple syrup is unhealthy…It isn't! It's natural! And vegetables… does poutine count?
Take your hands away from my eyes… Big sister…onee-chan, I can't see! And maple syrup is very healthy…
I know! If we cover apples in maple syrup it will be delicious and healthy!
Big sister, what does explicit mean?
Ack! Don't look, it's bad for your eyes! Well, we are going off to cook, okay? Au revoir, mon Papa et everyone else!