Big sister, there's a message for just you!
Really? Oh, wow! You can help me with it, okay? Let's see… it's from MariHadALittleLambo.
XD Coats Island is on the naughty list
Coats Island why are you so naughty?! XD I wanna know what kind of funny adventure stories you have.
Adventure stories…oh, you mean scrapes. Um, well, I did once get put on the naughty list for throwing custard at America…
What about when you dressed up as Belarus and hit him over the head with a pipe?
How do you know about that?! Ah, yeah, I guess I did kind of do that, but…
Or when you glued maple leaves to his back…
Um, how do you know this, Mansel?
And when you covered his Xbox in maple syrup! I remember that!
Hey, who told you about this?
Matthew. He says you're a little bit out of control, and he was asking France what to do.
He did what now? Why would he ask Papa what to do?
Perhaps because you are out of control?
Okay, let me rephrase that: Why would he ask France what to do instead of Mama or Papa Sweden?
I think because he always asks Papa France to help when he has a problem.
Huh…
I think the best prank you have played is when you tied everyone's shoelaces together at the G8 meeting, and tied them to the table with ribbon, before calling Belarus and telling her that her dear brother had become rather attached to everyone and the room she could find him in.
Ha, that was the best one, I think. Not my fault if she took it in the practical sense rather than the literal sense. I had to hide from her for a week… so there is your answer. Oh, wait… you wanted to know why?
With Big Sister, I think it is sadly because she can…
H-hey! Mansel!
Au revoir!
