COATS GET BACK HERE!

I'm sorry! I was watching a program on the telly and she got past me to the syrup!

ANOTHER!

Oh, a message….

Dearest children and Tino,

I try my hardest not to look scary...but it's no use. I should get back to wearing paper bags over my head to hide my face.

It wasn't easy. He broke almost every bone in my body because I refused to allow him to drink. He weighs about 20 lbs more than me, and even though he's (slightly) smaller than me, he has more muscle mass than I do and he's much stronger than me. In the end I failed and he thought nothing of hurting me.

So good luck with breaking her bad habit. I wish you good luck...you'll need it.

Love,

Sweden

I…I don't think Su-san looks that scary … I mean you look scary but not enough for a paper bag even if you are a very scary person…Ehehehe!

PLEASE DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS! SHE HAS MANAGED TO DRINK THREE BOTTLES AND IS RUNNING ABOUT.

I AM THE MIGHTY MAPLE GODDESS, BOW BEFORE ME!

Not the china!

THE SMASHING SOUNDS OF MY MIGHTINESS ECHO!

Failure's easy? You don't say?

PAPA SWEDEN! HELP US!

AU REVOIR MY LOVELIES!