Ugh…I can't believe South confiscated our laptop for so long…

Well…you did kind of crash his car on purpose.

Oh, bluh bluh bluh. He deserves it half the time, he really does. Anyway, my lovelies, I am now back from a long, long grounding! Miss Snow was also grounded for a while, so she couldn't help.

Poor Miss Snow, it wasn't her fault!

Yeah! But anyway, we are real happy to be back, we also have to tell you that we have been having great fun with Shetland Islands. The girl is great to hang with, and she thinks up all the best pranks!

You angered Scotland.

Oh, like that's hard to do. But anyway, my birthday is in a while! 24th of August, people! Whooo!

That's a while away. My birthday is June 1st.

Oh, that's right, your birthday is sooner than mine. But anyway, Iceland is getting annoyed more often – bluh.

And Finland says that we need to be more quiet in the meetings…But Papa Sweden let me sneak under his chair so I could hear what Mattie was saying.

Norway let me sit under his chair, and me and Shetland played online chess the entire time. She's winning, but I always win at the dragon breeding game.

Oh, yeah, I like that game…Me and Ladonia trade dragons. Wales helps us sometimes with picking the ones to breed.

He won't help me, he says that I should get Shetland to help me but she likes battling dragons rather than breeding them and won't help…But I do well at the dragon breeding thing. It's good.

Anyway, feel free to ask questions? I guess. But now we have to go for coffee at Mattie's.

Au revoir!