Me: Since I couldn't get my obsession with the Host out of my head I decide-interrupted-
Honey: What better way than to write a story?
Me:-ding- Correct (gives a strawberry cupcake)
Honey : 3 YAY 3 OMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Me:-pats head- soooo cute
Kyouya:-writing in his notebook- shouldn't we start with the story already?
Hikaru&Kaoru: Yeah, before we get bored.
Me: One-You two are bored all the time and Two-It's my story and I shall say when it begins and it begins NOW
Hikaru: Idiot
Me:-smacks upside the head- I will have the last word
Kaoru-brotherly love moment-: Oh no, Hikaru that mean Leelee hurt you didn't she.
Hikaru:-grabs hand- It's okay I'll be fine -sparkles-
Me: ONWARD WITH THE STORY!
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The sun's orange rays of light shone right over my eyelids, Ugh stupid sunlight, goo AWAY! It's not time for you to be out!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Go away, I'm still asleep"
SLAM
"Sorry did you say come in?" A set of golden eye glistened
"Yes I believe she did." Another set glistened
I got up my orange curl locks falling over one side of my face allowing me to see only out of one, "Seriously Hikaru, Kaoru, get out."
Of course, since they're my brothers they absolutely HAVE to annoy me. "Aww, but Hana-chan we wanna play," Hikaru whined, nuzzling under my neck and stroking my hair
"And we're bored." Kaoru whined mimicking Hikaru's moves on the opposite side. I scoffed, "You guys are bored 24/7", they looked at eachother then busted out laughing, "True, True, Hana-chan, True, True."
OMG, Where are my manners I'm Hana Hitchiin, yes a relative of the FAMOUS HICTIIN TWINS, one thing though their actually TRIPLETS! Yup, I'm the third, and I look exactly like them but in girl form. Though I'm shorter than them only by four inches, and unlike my overly protective brothers in Middle School, I was a social butterfly making friends with all my classmates and everyone outside.
"Look there's an un-open box with a ribbon on it on the dining room table and it's NOT open, go fetch." I pointed towards my open door. Like excepted the idiots went to fetch the box that I imagined, I jumped up and slam the door shut and flopped back onto my queen size bed. "It was like yesterday I was home making scraps of food and barely getting by and now five years later here I am." I thought out loud, covering myself with the fluffy blue blanket.
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
"No, go away. Stop texting let me believe today's the last day of summer vaca."
SLAM
"Hana-chan you lie!" Hikaru shouted tossing the covers off me, "and now you shall pay the price." If you're wondering what the price is, which you probably are, it is to tickle you 'til you cry, seems stupid til you actually laugh so hard your stomach hurts and you can breathe but your still laughing. "Ugh, can I give you and IOU?" I asked grabbing both their hands as they attempted to tickle me. "Nope!" they said in perfect sync and wrapped their arms around me and squeeze til I could hardly breathe. "Can't…breathe…" I managed to say and that took a lot of breathe, they let go,
"That should teach you not to lie."
"Message received."
"Aw," the idiots hug me and nuzzled under my neck, I wrapped my arms around them and fell back onto the bed. We laughed, after our 'siblingly love' moment I manage to get them out my room to put on my uniform.
Ohh! I hope it's something cute but not PINK! Anything, ANYTHING other than PINK.
I pulled out the green dress-cover that my uniform was in and unzipped, folded it back and…
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
BAM SLAM
"What happened?" My brothers ran in the room ready for anything, flying ninjas, Scorpios, evil bunnies.
I threw the atrocious butter looking pity excuse of a dress at them, "There is NO way in HEAVEN or HELL I'm wearing that." Kaoru stared at it, "What wrong with it?"
I practically exploded, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT! Well, for one- me and frou-frou girly-girly ugly colored dresses do NOT mix and TWO there's no way in HEAVEN AND HELL I'm wearing THAT!"
"Then what will you wear?" I flopped on my bed as I thought of every excuse to the reason of why I was wearing regular clothes: well, my mother is a astounded fashion designer and she thought that uniform dress was absolutely hideous, Nah, too snobby, I'm sorry my partners can only afford this, can't back that up. I snapped my fingers "I got it." My brothers watched me as I ran to their room and rummaged through their closet.
FEW MINUTES LATER…
For about the seventh time I looked at myself, again. Only this time I was in an Ouran High School boy's uniform.
Damn I look good. I look sexy, I date me. Man, I have no butt in these pants, and no chest, thank you whoever invented saram-wrap.
Hikaru walked in, "Come on stop gawking at yourself and lets go." (A/N: This is all happening at 7:53 school doesn't start 'til 8:10)
"What about my hair." I asked caressing my long orange locks, sniff…I miss you beautiful long hair…eh, I'm over it.
"There's scissors in the compartment above." Kaoru pointed above my head. YAY! Scissors…
RIDING TO SCHOOL…
I always felt awesome riding in a limousine, pfftt, rich people don't walk 'til they have to. I practically gagged when I saw the clock tower for the girls, "Whom in god's great mind thought PINK was the okay color for a clock tower, whatever happened to white or opal, or eggshell?"
"It got your attention didn't" Kaoru asked, "Yeah but, PINK?"
Our limo stopped our driver Jives, psych, Dino addressed us, "Master Hikaru, Master Kaoru, Mistress Hana at what time would you feel best to allow me to pick you up?" (A/N: Why so proper Dino Beano? HAHAHAHA sorry I'm eating Poppycorn or is it puppycorn? Poppy, Puppy…Tomato Tamoto, same thing.)
"We'll be staying late again entertaining." The boy's announced
"And you Misstress Hana?"
"Uh, you could just drop me off at Kendo practice if anything pops up I'll H.Y.U."
My brother's stared at me skeptical, "H.Y.U."
"If you pardon me Mistress Hana but, H.Y.U. Masters Hikaru and Kaoru, means 'Hit You Up'."
They sweat-dropped "Really."
"Pardon me again but you two Master need to -ahem- get jiggy with it."
"hahaha, good one Din-Din" I fist bumped him. I stepped out, of course, my brothers came out, Thank god for extra extra extra EXTRA padding in these shoes or I'd never be eye level with them.
"Ahh! Hikaru and Kaoru are here.." some girl squealed
"And look they bought their brother." Another pointed out
"I wonder if he's single?" a third giggled
I look over to group of girls and gave them a sexy smile and winked
"ahhh!" they all squealed as one by one fainted, faces scarlet red.
My brothers threw their arms around me, "Oh your good," they purred into my ears.
Oh, this is going to be one fun school.
Me: Yay! Okay...I need about 10 review so please review! Oh and please visit 'The Story With No Name' it's funny as hell, if you like funny thing you'll probably love that