Disclaimer: Not mine………….that just shows how lazy I am.

Hannah

"Hogsmade this weekend." Said James looking up at the Gryffindor notice board.

"I know." Said Sirius. "And I've got you a date."

"Sirius!" Groaned James.

"You agreed. Her name is Hannah and she'll meet you at the entrance to the great hall at 10:30 on Saturday ready to go to Hogsmade. So be nice."

"Fine." Said James rather grumpily he was beginning to resent his agreement with Sirius.

That weekend…………………….

James walked down to the great hall with Sirius to meet his date. They arrived at the bottom of the stairs and stopped.

"Alright there she is." Said Sirius pointing her out and then leaving. "Remember be nice." He called back before disappearing out of sight.

James walked nervously over to the girl standing alone by the doors.

"Hi I'm James." He said smiling at her. She was pretty James supposed. She had long blonde hair down to her waist and bright blue eyes. She had a round face and rosy cheeks and had a very big smile on her face and came up to James's shoulder.

"Hi I'm Hannah and it's so great to meet you. I can't believe I'm actually going on a date with James Potter. This is so cool. Everybody in Hufflepuff will never believe this. I can't believe this. Can you believe this? I thought you'd never break up with that Lily girl but here you are with me and single well sort of, you never know what could happen. Oh god I shouldn't have mentioned her. Sorry. Do you like pony's I like pony's……………………………………………..."

And she went on and on and on and on. She never shut up. James couldn't get a word in edgeways. But he supposed that wasn't a bad thing since he ad no idea what she was talking about because she spoke so bloody fast, he would have had no idea what to say.

"Err do you want to go into honkeydukes?" Said James quickly when she had finally stopped to breath.

"Yeah sure."

"Oh will you buy me……………………………."

The list of things she wanted was endless, she was like a machine. Never stopped eating. It was ridiculous. James quickly paid for everything before she could add anything else to the list.

"Hey do you want to go to The Three Broomsticks, I'm dying for a butter beer." Said Hannah.

"Yeah sure." Said James taking this opportunity to sit down Hannah was an extremely tiring person.

They walked into The Three Broomsticks and sat at a table for two.

"I just love it in here, don't you just love it in here, I love it! It's so warm and cosy don't you think so and around Valentines Day everything looks so cute. Oh my god I love butterbeer too, I warms my insides, don't you love butterbeer, I love butterbeer."

It had become apparent to James that this girl had a serious case of verbal diarrhea and was not a pleasant person to be around. What Sirius was thinking when he set him up with her James didn't know but one thing was for sure, he was thinking nothing good.

The day seemed to drag on forever, that's what happens when you're bored and Hannah was a very boring person. Full of life, and cheerful but not in a good way. She was very talkative but she didn't have anything interesting to say. She was a preppy bimbo and James's nightmare girlfriend. Through the whole date he wanted nothing more than to kill Sirius for putting him through this misery. Not one of James's better days.

A/N: Well I hope you liked it, this wasn't one of my better character ideas but they will get better. In the next chapter you see Lily's first date so please keep reading and Please Review!