Me: What's up guys long time no see, okay I need some votes people, we are having a poll.

Which one should Hana fall for?

Tamaki?

Kyouya?

Mori?

Honey?

Hikaru?

Kaoru?

Someone unknown?

Come One Come ALL to the Poll, select and we will see who chooses best!

Hikaru&Kaoru: Why are we on the poll. That's just gross, we're her brothers.

Me: Yes, but, I know some people might choose it

Hikaru&Kaoru: Oh…

Honey: YAY! I hopes it's me that way me and Hana-chan can eat cake together! YAY!

Mori: It doesn't matter to me

Kyouya: She seems intresting.

Tamaki: MOMMY! Your not replacing me are you?

Kyouya (huffs): and why does it matter?

Me: OOhhh! Shot DOWN!

-Tamaki's in the emo corner-

Me: ONWARD WITH THE STORY AND OR VOTE!

I opened the door and random flower petals started to fall. "Welcome." I pointing a finger at the red-head behind the couch, "Give me back my painting! Hikaru!"

He smiled, "Why so immature Hana-chan"

"Hikaru, give me back my painting now!"

"Ask for it in French and I shall give."

"NO!"

"Then I guess you won't get your painting."

I growled as I took of my right shoe and aimed it at his head, "Hikaru, rends-moi ma peinture maintenant!" I threw the shoe at him. He ducked. I broke a window.

-GASP-

As I was in shock, Hikaru walked over towards me, "Geez, Hana if you wanted the painting all you had to do was say so." giving me back the painting, I gripped it and…

-SMACK SMACK BAM SMACK SWAT BAM BAM BAM BAM SMACK SMACK-

"You take my painting!" -SMACK- "You runaway!" –SMACK- "You make me take off my shoe!" -BAM- "And after you make me," -SMACK- "break a window," –SWAT- "You pull something stupid like that!" –BAM BAM BAM SMACK SMACK-

By the time I was done Hikaru had a huge bump on his head and it was steaming just like me.

"Oh dear, do you know how much that will cost us?" Some blondie asked, "Approximately 360,000 yen plus the addition damage done in here." Kyouya said calculating the amount. The blood drop from my face as my mouth fell open, "thr-th-th-three hundred thousand…"

I saw a smile creep on his face as he calculated, I glared at him. Then he pulled out his shiny sleek black phone, hit a bunch of numbers and spoke, "Yes. Only one. I see. Good." Then he hung up.

"You could at least said 'thank you' or 'good-bye'" I stated. He simply said, "Formalities such as that is not required at the moment, right now we need to figure out how you can settle your debt to us."

Blink, blink.

"Uh, I-" "BWHAHAHAHAHA!"

"What the hell!" I looked around as the ground started to shake, "Is it an EARTHQUAKE?" just then this girl appeared swirling dramatically out the ground. Boy, don't I feel stupid. Can you say IDIOT.

"Hey Renge." My brothers said both sitting on a couch, I sweatdropped, "When did they get there?"

The dramatic swirly girl came up to me, "So, you're the window breaker eh?" I gulped, "Uh, yeah."

"You're pretty cute, too bad our roster is full."

"Thanks?" Then she turned and pointed a finger towards Kyouya, "Kyouya give me a background." His glasses had a glare on them so I couldn't see his eyes,

"Hana Kikyo Hitchiin, age 15, birth date: June 9, Gender: Female, Blood-type: AB, Won four minor art competitions, in sculpting, painting, sketching, and photographs, qualified in CPR, ran track and field for six years, and recently quit cross-country. AB student, extra-curriculum activities include: Kendo classes Wednesdays and Firdays at 5, attending a Feed-The-Homeless Soup Kitchen on Sundays at 12-4pm and is in a band called "JawBreakers'."

I narrowed my eyes at him "…stalker…" He smiled, "I believe the word you're looking for is researcher." I rolled my eyes.

Then that Renge chick pointed at me, "I got just the thing for you."

-AT HOME-

I tossed and turned in my bed, trying to fall asleep.

This just the way I wanted to start my new day at a rich school. In identity crisis, and in debt. Ah, well at least I know one thing for sure working with Renge is going to be a pain in the butt.

Three weeks at Ouran. Another day, another class, I already learned every-ones name, type (Host Club), age, blood-type, backgrounds and birth-date. I probably sound like a stalker but, Renge permanently drilled it in my head. Let me tell you something working as Assistant Manger ain't all it's cracked up to be.

In French, I tried to stay focused but, stupid Tamaki and my lovely idiots kept either tossing me notes or pulling pranks (I think you can figure out which is which) and Mrs. Adele, had a strict no notes law and no lollygagging law. If she caught you with a note or you were lollygagging you must suffer the consequences.

Tamaki: When I grow up I want to be rich and beautiful -giggles- wait I'm all ready that.

I rolled my eyes and wrote something down then quickly wrote something down and beamed it at his head.

He let out a soft 'ouch', I smiled satisfied. Hehehe, idiot.

Then I put a few coins in two paper balls and beamed them at Kaoru and Hikaru. They gave me a look that read 'Oh it's on'. Bring it, SUCKAS!

It was almost the end of class when Prince Frenchy and the Dynamic Duo decided to get their revenge, both beam me in the head with a paper-note ball. I glared at them unraveling the note which I thought was Tamaki's:

Tamaki: So you want to be a Fashion Designer that neat.

I panic, I quickly scribbled

No, no that's insane I want to be a Doctor or a Lawyer that's the reason I enrolled in this school.

I quickly tossed it back and let out a sigh of relief, which was probably too loud because Mrs. Adele snapped her head back at me and then pointed, "Hanazuko, would you care to explain to the class what 'Parlez-vous francais, and j'ai besoin d'un traductuer' means?"

I stood up, and raised my index finger, "Parlez-vous francais, mean Do you speak French, and J'ai besoin d'un traducteur means, I need a translator." After I explained I sat down, Mrs. Adele turned around and continued writing phrase from Japanese to French. What's the whole point of this I took French when I was like in third grade!

I sighed and started writing when I saw another wadded up ball, possibly the one my idiots threw. I grabbed it, unwadded it and found myself covered in white chalk.

"What the-! HIkaru Kaoru! Your both dead!" I screeched standing up and death-glared, they smiled and held up a brick of white chalk.

Who the hell carries chalk with them?

"Hitchiin Trio, what is the meaning of this?" Mrs. Adele asked not looking oh-so-forgiving, All three of us pointed at each-other, "HE STARTED IT!"

Mrs. Adele sighed, "Well, since neither three of you want to admit what's going on here I guess you'll have to stay for detention. Hanazuko take the pass and go get yourself cleaned up I can't have chalk in the room during my class."

I looked down and grabbed the pass, "Yes, ma'am"

Tamaki's POV

Oh, I wonder where my darling daughter is, I haven't seen her since French class.

I wonder as I wander the halls going to my next class. I heard a low sigh of defeat and turn my head to its direction, it was Hana and she didn't look to happy. When I was walking up to her she was mumbling something under her breathe like, "When I see those two they in it for a good bruising."

"Hanazuko-chan?" I asked cautiously. She looked up surprised and I smiled.

"Oh hey Frenchy..er, I mean Senpai." Frenchy? Does she think I'm Frenchy?...OO! there serving salads today I think I might have one with French dressing, No stop it Tamaki you're missing the point of this conversations.

"So-EH?" When I went to talk to her she was gone! Actually walking away. "Wait Hana-chan." I yelled after her raising a hand. She turned back with the same bored expression those devious little devil brothers have on when they're bored.

"Yeah, senpai? What's up. You sorta spaced out on me so I just left you there."

Well geez that makes me feel better. "Hana-chan, remember when you said you wanted to be a Fashion Designer?"

She closed her eyes and looked down, "Senpai, I told you I attend this school to either become a doctor or lawyer, I have no need or nor do I want to be a Fashion Designer."

"Looks like some-one's lying."

Hana's POV

"Looks like some-one's lying." I looked up in shock, He saw through my buff, I guess I'm not the greatest liar in the world not even to fool a drama-queen like Tamaki.

"How did you…" He ruffled my hair, and smiled, "If you want to fulfill your dream then go out and chase it."

I felt tears swell my eyes, no-ones ever told me that before, a tear streamed down my face and Tamaki noticed, he panicked, "Ahh, wh-why are you crying, Hana-chan?" I laughed slightly, "You idiot these are tears of joy." I sniffled, "No-ones ever told me to follow my dream." He blinked and in one fluid motion I hugged him, taking him to realize what had happened he hugged me back, I uttered a soft 'Thank-you' and released him, and smiled "I gotta go before I'm late." He nodded his head and I ran off.

Tamaki's POV

She smells good, like vanilla flowers and her smile is amazing. I shook my head, "Pull yourself together Tamaki. You heard her, you'll be late to class." I looked at my watch, "EEKKK! I'm LLLAAAATTTTEEEE!" I yelled zig-zagging through the halls.

Hana's POV

Crap, crap, crap! I'm going to be late! Curse World Studies for being so far from French! I mentally cursed full sprinting to class. The late bell rang after I slid in barely making it. The teacher huffed, "I guess you made it in on time. Now get off the floor and take your seat." I did as I was told. Fifteen minutes into class and the notes started again.

Hikaru: What happened between you and Tamaki-senpai? Eh?

Kaoru: Yeah, what happened?

I sweat-dropped, even in notes those two still sound the same. I shrugged it off,

Nothing. Just some friendly advice geez you act like he's a pervert of something.

Hikaru: AWWW look Kaoru she defending her boyfriend.

Kaoru: I see it Hikaru, she is indeed.

As if. You know I don't do Drama Queens.

Hikaru&Kaoru: YOU COULD ALWAYS CHANGE YOUR MIND.

Ok, let me conversate with it right now…..it said nothing's change still same and still sane.

Idiots: OKAY…whatever you say Hana-chan.

Right.

I tossed the note and they looked at me, I sighed I'm not ever going to live this down.

HOURS LATER…

"I get rid of chalk to go back to doing it again." I grumbled smacked erasers together forming a dust cloud around me. "..cough…cough…geez Hana keep that up and will all have asthma." Kaoru protested waving away the chalk storm-cloud.

"Well, you should have thought about that BEFORE you dumped chalk ALL over me." I said beatind the erasers faster to make another chalk cloud.

"It's wasn't my fault…cough…cough…Hikaru thought of it." Kaoru snitched

"Yeah rat me out! Snitch!" Hikaru complained, "You're always doing this!"

"You're always making things up and forcing me to go along with it!"

"I never force you to do anything!"

"Yeah well explain why you're always in my bed?"

"I do it because you look lonely!"

I yelled, "Enough!" they got real quiet. "I just finish wiping off the chalkboard, and I'm not about to watch a petty argument over something so stupid because if you guys dye your hair but one more time I smacking the dye out of both ya hair. Understand." They gulped, "Y-yes, ma'am."

"Good, now come on we'll be late for the meeting."

"R-right."

We walked, I sighed I love those two idiots but sometimes they act like five year olds. When we reached our destination I opened the door, seeing all hosts present I went to the back and behind a curtain and changed into a girly outfit that Renge put out for me. It was a ruffle white top shirt and a gray pinstriped pencil skirt that stopped above my knees, a wig that met the mid of my back which I just put into a messy bun with the hair-chopsticks, and to keep and identity I had to take my contacts out and wear my rimless glasses all this plus a provided bra since I had to use saran wrap to keep my chest looking like a dude during school hours through I was a full B-cup, black-gray stockings and some one inch wide heel, black heels. I walked out and grabbed the small load of papers and my purple binder with the words HARAJUKU LOVERS in red written across it.

"Wow, Hana-chan you look great, it almost feels weird seeing you like that." Haruhi commented, I smiled when I turned my head my two rouge fell, "Thanks Haruhi, and I should be able to say the same about you."

"You look very BEAUTIFUL HANA-CHAN!" Honey complemented, I smiled and nodded my head in thanks.

Renge clapped her hands, "Alright," then she pointed towards me, "Assistant Manager, what do we have planned for today?"

With a quick nod and a swift opening of my binder I recited, "To have the boys dress up in a Mardi Gras theme get-up." "Thank you Ha-," I interrupted her, "Pfft, that's stupid."

Renge seemed to take appeal to this, but before she could speak Kyouya beat her to hit, "Then tell us what do you suggest?"

I shrugged, "I was thinking since fall is around the corner why not an Autumn theme y'know instead of flower petals, some leaves of different colors and you guys could dress up in autumn wear and give this place the whole effect, and have tea and such." I then remembered that the Mardi Gras theme was all Tamaki's idea, I quickly added, "But, it's just a suggestion, nothing personal Tamaki-senpai."

He shook his head, "No, it's a good idea." Kyouya agreed typing buttons as fast as humanly possibly I'm guessing his a master at 'Prediction', "Indeed I'll have this place ready in no time."

I smiled, "Thanks guys."

HOST CLUB IS NOW OPENED

I sat around watching the girls admire the leaves, I'd always loved Autumn it was my most favorite time of the year. Considering it was near my favorite holiday, Halloween. I stared up at the ceiling as the leaves fell gracefully around me, I smiled.

"I see you've taken a liking in the leaves I recommended." Kyouya stated, making me a little surprised that he was behind me, I turned to him, "Yeah, I love the way the leaves change so many colors and it's beautiful to watch how they gracefully fall like little dancers with years of experience." I breathe contently, then, I saw Kyouya take out a leaf that fell in my hair, "This was in there, sorry but it was irritating."

I laughed slightly, "No problem," and then he smoothed away one of my rogue strands of hair. "That was also bothering me."

I blushed slightly but, quickly snapped out and narrowed my eyes, "Oh, no you don't," I said grabbing his hand and pushing it away from my face, causing the rogue strand he was holding to come back out, "don't you go all 'Cool type' on me."

He smiled, "I see, but I never was going as you put it, 'all cool type' on you." I snorted, "Right, whatever helps you sleep at night, Kyouya." I smirked, then I saw Renge almost having a heart attack trying t get my attention, so I walked over there.

Kyouya's POV

Hmm. She dazing out into the ceiling, this should be interesting.

"I see you've taken a liking in the leaves I recommended." She looked somewhat surprised, so, she's easy to startle when she's not pay attention.

"Yeah, I love the way the leaves change so many colors and it's beautiful to watched how they gracefully fall like little dancers with years of experience." She drew a breath of content. I noticed a leaf that was in her hair and decided to take it out. She looked at me confused I explained, "This was in there, sorry but it was irritating."

She laughed slightly, "No problem," I decide to take a opportunity to see if she was like these other girls, smoothing away that rogue strand should do the trick, then I said nonchalantly, "That was also bothering me."

I saw slightly pink blush cross her face, but to my surprise, she quickly snapped out of it and narrowed her eyes, "Oh no you don't," she said grabbing my hand and pushing it away from her face, causing the strand of hair to fall right back in place, "don't you go all 'Cool type' on me."I smiled, She's smarter than I thought, "I see, but I never was going how you put it 'all Cool type' on you."

She snorted, "Right, whatever helps you sleep at night, Kyouya." Then she walked away to go to Renge.

She is interesting indeed.

AT HOME…

"How could I say no…SHE'S GOT LOVE LIKE WOE, WOE, WOE!" I sang as I bathe in my lavender bubbles shaving my legs with a golden handle razor (A/N: HATING :O) "This is the life." I said my eyes half open after I finished shaving my legs, listening to Dinosaur by Kesha.

-KNOCK KNOCK-

"Miss Hana, may we come in?"

"Sure."

The two twin servant girls came in with blank expressions on their face, I still came seem to remember their names, they spoke, "Are you done with you soaking?"

"Yeah," I said standing up but covering my body some as they closed the door and grabbed a towel to dry me off.

"Seriously guys you don't have to do this, I can dry of myself" I protested

"Oh, but we insist." Was their reply.

After getting dried and lotioned, they insisted that too, I jumped on top of my queen sized bed and put my alarm on, "Tomorrow I visit them, go to kendo and work on that painting"

And like that I fell asleep.

Me: I'm hating on her for enjoying her lavender bath (switches to mocking voice) with real lavender petals in it,(switches back) meh.

Kyouya: I don't see what the problem is.

Me: Shut-up Kyouya, you don't care what the problem is because you want more information on you 'speicmen' aka HANA!

Kyouya: And?

Me: Whatever (turns to audience) reviews my people and vote Vote VOTE!