"La la lalala la la la la lalala lala!"

"Hana."

"Yeah?"

"What are you doing?"

"Lala-ing."

"Why?"

"Cause you never told me what happen between you and you little BOOOOOYYYYY—"

"Nothing happened."

"*That's what you say!*" picture my face like this: X3

Haruhi rolls her big brown eyes and pushes me into some lockers. I gasp dramatically, an evil tinted gleamed in my eye. Causally I walk over and shove her into an open locker, "Haha!" I say in triumph.

"Oh, he-he haha, help me out." Haruhi said sarcastically. "Nope." And I shut the door in her face.

I'm a great best-friend aren't I!

"See ya, later alligator!" I pretend to walk away, and put my hand over my mouth to stifle my laughter. Then I see a shadow pop up at the corner of my eye.

"What are you doing?" It's my all loving ninja tall person, KYOUYA!

"H—" I catch myself but it's too late. Haruhi speaks from the locker, "Hana get me out your locker."

"How do you know it's my locker?"

"Last night's homework assignment is here, and it's due today."

"That could be anybody's."

"It has you name on it."

Crap.

"Okay." I go over and unlock it, and Haruhi spills out on to the floor. "Thanks Hana." She says the floor muffling her words. I put my thumb up, "What are best-friends for!"

Then strolling over to kiss my hubby on the cheek. He comments, "I don't think best friends lock their best-friends in lockers."

"Who knows what best friends are for? I surely don't." he looks at Haruhi pushing herself up off the ground. "Clearly."

Later…

Okay, somewhere between lunch-time and statistics the world just came crashing down on my head and I was floating in space. Éclair Tonnerre; The savage she-beast that terrorized me for years while I was with my 'foster" parents. I keep my head down passing everything and everyone.

"Hana? Where you going?" Kyouya ask questionly, I don't answer I zip past him and head into class. Hopefully she won't have this class. "Hana? Hana Hitchinn? Is that you?" a dangerously sweet voice whispers in my ear. Eyes wide as possible I turn to face that of my worst fear. "Éclair Tonnerre."

Her wild dirty blonde hair framed her steel gray eyes and that wicked innocent smile spread across her oh-so-flawess tan skin.

Me: How's that for a teaser! Sorry guys and gals for not updating in like 5 years! You can personally yell at me for not updating I know I've been neglectful, *que tears-rivers* I'M SO SORRRY!

Hikau&Karou: she lies.

Me: HOW DARE YOU! RING OF FIRE! *ring of fire forms around the twins* NOW BE FORCED TO WATCH NOTHING BUT RERUNS OF THE HISTORY OF THE COLOR YELLOW!

Twins: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Asta Pasta fans and authors. To another chapter in another eon. Not really no.