Meanwhile on an island just outside of New York, Deadpool, a mutant Vigilante was vacationing on the beach, he was sitting in a beach chair sipping a martini wearing shades with two models. One was a red head and the other was a brunette. They were also both in skimpy bikinis fanning him.
"Ah this is the life." Deadpool said. "I'm telling you ladies it doesn't get much better than this. Hey Stacie, Lacey tell me if those Bikinis get to hot for you ladies." He flirted
"Hey Deadpool what is that floating over there in the distance it looks like a body?" Stacie the redhead asked
"Huh? Give me those binoculars?" Deadpool said grabbing the binoculars and looking at what was in the water. Sure enough it was a body floating off in the water.
"Well I'll be damned it is a body. Hold my drink ladies it's time for lifeguard Deadpool to do his thing." Then Deadpool leaped into the water. He swam to the body and realized it was Wolverine.
"Wolverine? Boy did my day just get better." Then he grabbed him and swam his body back to shore.
"Is he dead?" one of the ladies asked
"I don't know let's check." Then Deadpool checked Wolverines pulse and realized that he was in fact still alive.
"Nope, he's alive just needs a proper Wade Wilson waking up." Then he got on top of him and started bitch slapping him across the face
"Ok up and at em, rise and shine, let's go." He said slapping him three times, however he wasn't getting up.
"Hmm not getting up huh?" Deadpool said then that's when he got an idea and started slapping him for fun letting out all the anger he built up on him. "Fine this is for being everybody's favorite X-men, this is for never answering my texts, this is for X-man origins, this is for Ryan Reynolds, This is for never excepting my friends request on Facebook, this is for never favoriting my tweets, this is for not inviting me to your last birthday party, and finally this is for never setting me up with Rogue. Come on what does that Cajun have that I don't have?"(Yeah I know I sort of took that from the Deadpool game but I thought it would add a little bit of humor to the story.) Then Wolverine woke up and grabbed Deadpool's hand
"Well for one thing he doesn't take advantage of someone when they're unconsiance."
"Oh you're awake." Deadpool said
"Where the hell am I?" Wolverine said "And what are you doing here Wade?"
"You are on an island right off the coast of New York and I am here investigating the Friends of Humanity group on possible terrorist threats.
"That's not what your swim shorts indicate." Wolverine said looking at his swim trunks.
"Ok so I decided to take a short brake at the beach, sue me!" Deadpool snapped
"And what do you mean investigating them for possible terrorist attacks."
"I see the professor isn't educating you guys as well as I thought at that so called school of yours." Deadpool said "I have reasons to believe that the group's leader Graydon Creed could be responsible for that bomb that you nearly killed yourself over."
"How do you know all of this?" Wolverine asked
"Because the mutant that hired me to take out Creed, Magneto, had one of his mutants go undercover in their group and she overheard them discuss their plan."
"You're working for Magneto?" Wolverine asked shocked
"I'm more of a vigilante for hire." Deadpool said "I work for whoever hires me. It is sort of a mission by mission job."
"Does anybody else no about this plan?" Wolverine asked
"Not that I am aware of" Deadpool said "But I'll tell you this if that nut job isn't token down soon the whole mutant race could be in grave danger.
"I've got to get back to my team fast." Wolverine said trying to get up but then he yelled in pain and grabbed his side and instantly sat back down on the sand
"Whoa take it easy there partner." Deadpool said "You are in no shape to go after those people yet. You nearly got yourself killed in an explosion."
"I'll heal." Wolverine said.
"Not even you can heal that fast considering the amount of damage you took." Deadpool said "Let me go after these guys. You stay here and let my ladies take care of you. Lacey and Sadie are great at medical work they have fixed up some wounds of my on. They are also not that bad in bed if you know what I mean wink, wink."
"What's wrong with you man?" Wolverine said
"That would take more time than what I got right now to explain." Deadpool said. "Don't worry I got this. I'll be back before you can say Deadpool is awesome. Take care of my ladies for me." Then he got in a speedboat that he had on the beach and sped off.
"Come on Logan let's take you inside and fix you off." Stacie the redheaded girl said. Then both of the ladies grabbed him by the arms and started taking him inside the cabin near the beach.
"Then maybe we can all have a dip in the hot tub." Then she got up to Logan's ear and whispered
"Skinny dipping I mean."
"I could actually go for something like that." Logan admitted.
"That's what I like to hear." She smiled
Meanwhile in Washington Kelly and some other congressman were getting ready to sign the mutant rights bill into law. Off in a distance one of Creed's men was putting on his mutant mask and just before they could sign the law into order the guy burst into the room and started shooting the people in the building.
"What's going on here?" Kelly asked ducking under the table. Creed walked over to him and hit him over the head. Xavier was their also and he got knocked out by the guy in the mutant costume. Creed then picked up a gun and shot finished gunning down the rest of the congressmen.
"What are you doing?" Kelly screamed seeing what Creed just did.
"What we are about to do." Creed said having the guy in the mutant outfit walk over to him and take off his mask. "We are going to do what you refused to do. And that is to wipe out the mutants once and for all." Then he knocked Kelly unconsiance and had his and Xavier's body drug away.
"The war on mutants starts now.