A/n: hello my people I'm back and I'm still the baddest bitch. Ok here it is chapter 9.
Chapter 9 : termination.(excessive language)
About time ino finish the story they pulled into the parking space of sakura's house. They all got out and went inside. They went inside and sakura pulled up the myspace of
Sasuke. They all were speechless.
"Omg." Was all they could say.
"Yeah that's exactly what I said." Sakura said.
"So who's next?" gaara said. Sakura pulled up the page and he smiled.
"Nice choice." He said manically.
(This instant)
They were all excited about the person she picked, no one likes her except the her little followers… the plastic the stuck up bitches who always got a mother fucking problem with everyone. Ok I am not talking about Paris Hilton she is dead already if I could I would but we can't. No I'm talking about Lindsay lohan. Oh I'm sorry let me get back to the point of this story.
Sakura already had her plan how she was gonna do it but it included some of her people.
"Ok I have a plan but I will need you guys." Sakura said.
They all looked at her fucked up, I mean if Michael Jackson had another surgery fucked up face. That I mean is fucked up.
"You need us?" Ten ten said with a fucked up face like I already explain.
"WELL UH DUHH!! I JUST SAID I DID." Sakura said doing one of doing those retarded motions.
" you telling me," ino started(this gonna be good) " you want me to get my ass out somewhere and do some physical labor which means a good possibility, once ta gain a good no not good a damn good possibility that my hair is going get messed up?? Ha! You got me bent."
Sakura looked at her and smirk she went over to ino and whispered in her something. And whatever that something was she changed her expression and mood.
"So... How are we going to do this?" ino said even after she said. Every one looked at her like what just happen.
"Ino," Ten ten started. "didn't you just say.." she was cut off by ino
"I said nothing." Ino said dropping the subject.
"but…" ino cut her off again.
Ten ten could take a hint and she did not want to deal with sakura or ino. She looked at gaara who also caught the hint.
"so what can we do?" gaara said trying to watch his words because he saw the evil eye sakura was giving him.(imagine when your mom is freakin pissed at you and gives you that eye like she is having a siezure)
"she is going to be on chealsy lately tonight we strike." Sakura said smiling.
"so what are we going to do?" ino said looking away from her. She was trying not get death glares.
"all I need you to do is to try the van so we can get away faster and I need ino to help me grab lindsay and make a great escape." Sakura said with an evil glare.
" I thought we were going to kill her." Gaara said with another fucked up looked.
" oh no I thought of a fate worse than death. I mean mind searing pain." Sakura said with a corrupt voice that some how turned gaara on wich caused him to hear a voice that he hadn't heard since he was a child.
( A/n: italic words are gaara's thoughts and bold is shukaku remember becuz I won't use quotation marks for their thoughts ok)
What a fine pieace of ass..
Shukaku?
The one and only bitch!!
oh shit.
Aren't you glad to see me? he said like a little kid.
If glad means ready to rip my eyes out than yeah I'm just fucking peachy keen.
No need for that kind of language.
No need?! You fucking torment me as kid and took me three years and therapy to get you out and you say no need for language. I say whatever the fuck I want when I fucking want to.
Gosh! I know when I'm not wanted.
Thank you now fuck off.
Ha! You got me bent. But anyway I have a question.
What?
Are you hittin dat.(ghetto)
Go fuck yourself.
I'm just saying. Well anyway I'll see you later.
After had his little intervention with himself they sat in the living room and they made a plan.
(on chealsy lately)
" hi and welcome to my show chealsy lately, tonight we are you going to interview a young hick..I mean Lindsay lohan." She says as the audience claps and laughs. And sakura and ino where in the audience as gaara and ten ten where in the van.
Chealsy had moved to her interviewing chair with Lindsay opposite from her.
"hello Lindsay." She said with a smile.
"hello." she said back.
"how does it feel to be a slut." Chealsy said.
"what?" Lindsay said confused.
"I'm sorry what I meant to say was how does it feel to be a whore."
"What is your problem?" Lindsay said looking pissed.
"I'm sorry I have torrets (she asking but the audience knows but loves it.) you shit whore." She said making weird faces.
"I will sue you." She said standing up.
(A/n: by the way sakura and ino is laughing their ass off.)
"I'm sorry Lindsay are you that stupid or are you high you hick." Chealsy was going off on her. That's when sakura decided it as time to strike.
"Gaara the lights." Was all she said as the lights disappeared. When they came back on sakura, ino, and Lindsay where gone.
"well I guess hicks are fast. Well goodnight." She said as her show ended.
(in the van)
They had drugged Lindsay and she was in the van.
"Where are you going to do with her?" gaara says.
"you will see." Was all she said.
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Lindsay woke in a very large house but not hers and she saw George bush.
"What going on." Lindsay said.
"yeah you're my knew nanny forever." He said like a little kid.( I guess dick Chaney needs a break.)
" NOOOOOO!!" was all she said.
A/n: ahh a chapter well done. But it was short but I will keep writing please review.