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Chapter 6: Andrew

Ah nothing like mother's homemade ice cream and brownies.

I dare say our mother is twice as good at cooking as Molly Weasley.

We'll have to ask Ron that.

True; anyway we shall continue even while we eat. Although; a warning to anyone that usually shoots things from their nose when laughing……

Don't put anything in your mouth for the next four minutes!

Cause now we have Andrew Dumbledore singing 'Welcome to the Family' Merlin help us all!

A tall man with shoulder length reddish brown hair pulled into a pony tail, an unkempt beard, and blue eyes jumped onto the stage taking a microphone. "You guys have been married to or dating my sisters for awhile. This is a fair warning," he smirked as the song began playing.

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my baby Sister

Yeah, she'll make a real good wife

I hope you have lots of babies

Andrew walked on the stage waving to his nieces and nephews.

And you get a real good job

I hope you don't mind company

Cause we'll be there a lot

Now Brother let me give you some brotherly advice

If you know what's good for you; you'll treat her right

Andrew's singing was very country sounding and fit the tone of the song very well. "And you all know what happens if you don't…" he said jumping into the chorus.

Cause grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker's son

And he'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse's; he's just crazy

And he'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And Daddy's got a shotgun

While singing; Andrew did his own version of a little jig which cracked all the children up. Andrew was the craziest of the ten Albus and Minerva children.

Welcome to the Family

Welcome to this side of the tracks

And ever you ever leave her

You ain't coming back

My Nephew Red's a hunter

And he's gonna hunt you down

Just like the last one

The body still ain't been found

"Why do I get the feeling there's some truth in this song?" David asked Adam. "Cause it's true…we do not take kindly to anyone mistreating our sisters. As Morgana's ex," he replied seriously with a twinkle in his eye. David nodded but gave a nervous gulp.

Now I like you fine; and there ain't nothing wrong

But boy you better take care of her…

"Morgana you let Adam and Andrew confront Jacob when he broke up with you didn't you?" Arista asked. "He deserved it cheating on me," Morgana huffed. "True," Arista conceded.

Cause grandpa's the local sheriff

Yeah he's the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill's the undertaker's son

And he'll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse's; he's just crazy

And he'll fight you just for fun

Mama's got a real bad temper

And Daddy's got a shotgun

Andrew finished and jumped off the stage as all the children laughed.

"I'd just like to say I do not have a shotgun…but my wand arm is just as good as ever," Albus Sr. replied standing and then sitting back down.

All the men married into the family gave nervous chuckles while the others laughed uproariously.


Interesting thoughts.

You'll do the same for me if I have a boyfriend or husband mistreat me.

Allie if anyone even thinks about messing with you …they really will not be found again.

My hero. I'm so lucky to have such a dashing and awesome twin.

And I couldn't ask for a prettier and funny twin.

Now we break for another bathroom break…I think more or less for Dimitri and Robert.

This short intermission brought to you by the Hog's Head. Not the cleanest bar in the world…But any Dumbledore gets free drinks when they go there!