Hey! I don't really have much to say right now, so on with the story!

I don't own fairy tail; if I did I'd write a chapter about everyone doing a gender swap. (Seriously, I'd want to see that!)

Normal POV.

Everyone starred at Damien like he had just suggested they burn down the guild hall. Damien just sat there, smiling happily; completely oblivious that he had said anything wrong. It was Natsu who finally spoke.

"Leave the guild? Are you crazy?" Natsu sputtered, still too shocked to punch the guy.

Damien looked at him. "Well why shouldn't she? She would like it a lot better than she does here."

"There is no way she's going." Laxus growled. Small sparks were flickering around him, his arms folded in front of his chest.

Damien glared at him. "Who asked you freak?"

"I knew something bad was going to happen." Evergreen though miserably.

"Besides, you were expelled from the guild for months, and just barely got back in. Why would you think that you have the right to speak on behalf of Cana?"

"And I was right." Evergreen whimpered.

Laxus' eyes were burning now; Erza could practically see him trying to decide where he would stash Damien's body. "Why you little..." Laxus started, making a move to stand.

Erza spoke quickly, "guys calm down. He just made a suggestion, it's nothing to get worked up about." her eyes bore into Laxus. "I don't want to see any civilians getting injured here alright?"

"Don't talk him down Erza." Damien interrupted. "If the guy wants to fight, let him! I'd like to see him best me anyway."

Laxus smirked. "Someone's cocky. You think you can beat me boy?"

"With one hand tied behind my back." Damien sneered. Just then a flash of lighting struck just above Damien's head, singeing the hairs on the top of his head.

"If you can't even dodge that you're going to need a lot more than your wimpy magic to save you." Laxus said, smirking at Damien's surprised face.

Damien stood up at the same time as Laxus, and they were about to step towards each other, before Cana jumped up and placed herself between the two. "Whoa, you guys chill. Damien just asked me a question, doesn't mean I'm going to accept."

"But you are going to accept right?" Damien asked, his demeanor changed back to a loyal puppy dog.

Cana glared at him. "No, Damien, I'm not. It's just as Natsu said, Fairy tail is my home and I'm not planning on leaving. Sure I'll come to visit but I'm not staying."

"What?" Damien said, making a pouty puppy dog face. "But Cana..." he whined.

"And Laxus." Cana interrupted, turning to face him.

Laxus blinked in surprise. "Me? What the heck did I do wrong?"

Cana glared at him. Obviously that was not the right thing to ask. "Damien is right; you shouldn't be speaking for me. Drunk or not I can speak for myself. Well, that's still depending on how drunk I am, but not the point!"

Laxus narrowed his eyes. "It's not like you were going to say yes to this joker."

"Again, not the point." Cana interrupted. "The point is that I can speak for myself, and also, I would prefer it if you don't turn my old friends into cinders, thank you very much." Without waiting for Cana's reply, she turned back to Damien. "We should probably go get you checked into a hotel, there aren't very many in Magnolia."

Damien nodded, smiling as if he hadn't just been about to fight one of her friends. "K! I'll meet you outside!" Damien walked through the crowd to the front, not meeting anyone's eyes, his smile still plastered on his face.

Cana was about to follow him, when Laxus caught her arm. "You're going with him?" Laxus asked.

Cana frowned at him. "Yes as a matter of fact I am. Man, Laxus what is with you? You never acted like this before!" Cana snapped her hand out of his grasp. "I'll see the rest of you later." She said, before storming out of the guild. Laxus' eyes followed her, his fist clenched, teeth grinding together, electricity falling from him like wildfire.

Erza whispered in Gray's ear. "Back. Away. slowly." Slowly, taking small baby steps, everyone, even Natsu; even though Erza had to drag him part of the way; tiptoed away from Laxus, whose eyes were still glued on the Fairy tail doors.

Five minutes later, Laxus snapped out of it, and looked around. "Where'd everyone go?" he asked himself. (Sister asked me to put that little scene in.)

Cana POV

Cana smiled, walking along side Damien, as he chattered on like a happy little school boy, eyes widening at everything he saw. Cana couldn't help but laugh at his playful attitude. It was mostly dark now, the two of them having spent their day wandering through town. Cana and Damien walked back towards the hotel that they had found for Damien.

"Hey Cana." Damien said abruptly, awakening Cana from her thoughts.

She looked up at Damien and smiled. "Yeah Damien, what's up?"

Damien looked at her, his serious expression startling Cana. "Did you really mean that, that you aren't going to come back home with me?"

Cana swallowed. She had been hoping to avoid this conversation. "Well, yeah, Damien. Sure I used to love it there, but Fairy tail is my new home. I have people I care about here, and people who care about me, I don't want to leave." Cana felt like she was talking to a child, being careful with her every word. When Damien's expression didn't change she spoke quickly. "But hey! I'll still come to visit every now and then, don't look so serious Damien."

Damien's eyes drifted to the ground. "Are you sure it's Fairy tail you don't want to leave, or is it something else?"

Cana choked. "w-what do you mean? Of course it's Fairy tail, I told you they're practically my family."

"I mean," Damien said, taking a step closer to Cana. She tried to take a step back, but found herself pinned to a wall. "Is there anyone in particular who you'd miss?"

Cana bit her lip. She knew this was coming. She had always known about Damien's little high school crush on her, she would have been blind not to see it. Back when she lived in her village, he would visit her daily, and even after she came to Fairy tail, for the first 3 years he would send her letters, with little hearts written on the bottom. (She had never heard the end of it from Mirajane.) She herself had never really felt anything for Damien. In her mind, he was like a cute puppy dog you'd want to play with, but nothing more. Honestly, she had tried really really hard, to picture Damien as a possible love interest. She had even forced herself to write cheesy couple name things in her notebooks in an attempt to force herself to like him, but no matter what she did, she couldn't picture Damien as anything more than a friend. She had hoped that he had gotten over it by now, but no such luck. "Damien, look I know that you, um..."

"Just answer the question." Damien snapped, "Do you like someone from the guild?"

Suddenly, involuntarily, an image of Laxus flashed in her mind. "I don't know what you're talking about." Cana said. She had to restrain herself from banging her head against the wall.

"It's that Laxus guy isn't it?" Damien demanded. "You love him don't you?"

Cana's face was aghast. "w-what?" Cana said, unconvincingly. "Th-that's ridiculous." She said, trying to force a laugh as she waved her hand, as if dismissing the idea. "Th-there's no way, that..."

"You do, don't you?" Damien said. "But you won't admit it will you?" Cana opened her mouth to protest, but she snapped it shut; knowing anything she said would just make her look more guilty. Damien gritted his teeth. "I don't like it." Suddenly, without warning, Damien grabbed for Cana, and pulled her into his chest, crushing her against him, resting his head on her shoulder. "No one else is allowed to have Cana! Cana is mine and mine alone, I'm not going to share you with anybody!"

Cana was surprised, shocked at Damien's bold statement. She was about to call his name, when Cana felt a sharp tug, an unmistakable magic working within her. "Damien," she called, starting to panic. "Damien, what are you doing?" she called again, the magic starting to become painful.

Damien straightened himself, Cana still pressed firmly against his chest, as he put a hand on her head. "No one is going to take my Cana away from me. Not now, not ever." Cana tried pushing against him, but found that he was still far too strong for her. She tried to grab her cards, but Damien's grip was restricting her, as her arms were stuck between his chest and her own.

"Damien let me go!" she called, the pain becoming excruciating.

"Shhh shhh." Damien said, stroking the back of her hair. "It'll be over soon, don't worry, then it'll be just you and me." Cana could barely hear his words anymore, as she screamed at the top of her lungs, unable to stop it because of her pain, before she collapsed in his arms. Damien picked her up, bridal style. The last thing Cana saw before blacking out was the small lightening on the horizon of the sky.

Whoa Dramatic! I actually wrote this one within a few hours of writing the first chapter. After my first review I got really excited and didn't want to stop writing! Hopefully you like this chapter; I know it was written fast, so it might not be very good. Reviews please!