Chapter 1
What!
I was in it all the way yelling and shouting commands like all the normal people did to there pokemon, but of corse I was not. My glaceon by far could beat any of the fire types we had in the town, but no one seemed to respect me. Why? Because I was a morph, a warped version of a pokemon crossed with a human. But I was not alwase like this it all started with my glaceon, I'm not saying she was evil but us being connected brought us together and I started to "evolve". I try to hide my "special" looks but they kept on pooping out of my clothes. I have a tail, I can understand poke speak I have the glaceon ears and the dangly things and I even can attack. I thought it was cool, at first but then my friends started to abandon me and I was bullied. I had glaceon for a while when I finally started to hear her talk, it was confusing at first but then I finally got it. Anyway back to real life, glaceon had just taken a bad hit and heard her scream out in pain. "Are you alright!?" I asked her, "I can deal" she said wincing "alright then!" I yelled startling my opponent "ice beam go!". It hit my opponents pokemon and it went down, "good game" I said putting out my hand for a shake. All I got was a slap to the face, it hurt, but no real damage done, I walked down to my house. My parents were dead, everyone I knew hated me and I was alone, my life sucked, but it was my life and I had to deal with it. I unlocked the small house and walked in, I wasn't alone, there was someone standing there. He said "hello cousin nice to see you"
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Me: dundundun!
Glaceon: how did you get out!
Me: uho
(I type rapidly and hit enter)
Glaceon: wait, what are you doing
(Gaceon turns into a kitten)
Glaceon: gla glaceon...
Me: now you can't say anything, ha!
Sira: what about me
(I slowly turn around and see her with a gun)
Me: (in my mind) crap
Sira: open fire!
(I quickly duck under a table)
Me: oh god please give me the power of the reviews so I can fight back!
(Gets shot in the arm)
Me: ahhh!
Sira: hahahahahahahahahahahaha...(Never ending evil laugh)
Anyway please review and I'll give you a... Hmm, a chicken!