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Hello! It's time for chapter 2!!!!!! In case you guys didn't see it this story was heavily inspired by none other than… Ouran High school host club! I even changed that name ;D.

This chapter will be in Hikomi's pov because it felt a little off writing the first chapter in third view. First chapter felt like first person in third person, to me anyway. So yes I decided to change pov like my other stories. I'm going to balance it out between our beloved Hikomi and the Akatsuki.

Well I'm going to shut up now so you can enjoy the story! Oh and before I forget everybody is a freshman. So yeah! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I own only the school and Hikomi.

Chapter 2: A Huwallrin plays dodge ball in moon light.

Period 1: English.

'It's been a week since I first came here' I, Hikomi, thought placidly as I sat down in my chair. I still couldn't believe that a week has past and I still hadn't been found out. Well then again I'm a pretty good actor. All I got to do is lower my voice a little and keep making sure that my chest dose not stick out to far. Not that that is a major problem. The think burgundy coat of the school uniform helps make my chest look flat.

The only thing that was going to be the hardest to pull of was Outdoor/Indoor sports. I should be ok. A good friend forged a few diseases' for me and a doctor's note.

"Misa." The words came whispered out of my mouth. Misa was the only friend I had back then. She risked her life just to help me. I don't know what became of her when I left that…. That place. I hope she's okay.

"Hikomi-kun!" I glanced around for the orange blur. I yelped in shook when he came up right beside me. I could have sworn he was not there a moment ago…

"Do you have your homework done?" The eager boy asked. It was 5:50 am and he's jumping around like a rocket. It's just not possible.

"Yeah." I patted my bag. "Finished it when I got home."

"Hey, un." Deidara walked in. Sadly Kisame was no long in their class. He had got a schedule change three days ago .Deidara walked over and sat down next to me. A cup of black coffee in his hands. I fake blanched.

"How can you drink that?" I always hated coffee. Couldn't stand the stuff.

"The some way you can eat 2dollar microwave ramen." I stifled my chuckle. Everyone in "Akatsuki" as they called themselves had never ate anything cheaper than 100 dollars in their lives. Kisame said he had a servant go to a store to buy some so he could try it. He said that it was convenient but then again he said that it also tasted like fish paste.

Of course it would taste like fish paste when you're used to eating gourmet food all the time. Everything not gourmet would taste bland!

"Whatever, did you guys get question 11 on the pass out?" I asked, changing the subject.

"Yeah it's…"

Half way through English

The teacher was droning in a slow monotone voice about the book we were reading, Animal Farm. He had just handed out the books and from the description on the back it sounded interesting enough but the way the teacher talked about it could have been about mold.

I was about to fall asleep on my book when a paper wad hit my nose and landed in front of me. My eyes darted to the teacher whose back was turned then back to the note. As quietly as possible I carefully un-crumpled the wad. It was a note from Deidara.

Another glance at the teacher told me his back was still turned. Grabbing my pencil I wrote my response and inconspicuously tossed it at Deidara not three feet away from me.

I didn't dare turn to see if he got it because the teacher was facing front again.

"There are many forms of propaganda in this book. For example take the song…" The same paper wad rolled in front of me. The teacher didn't notice.

This continued on for about five more minuets. Writing then passing the note whenever the teacher was distracted or had his back turned. Just as I was wondering if we were going to get caught…

"You better not be passing notes Mr. Deidara! Mr. Hikomi!" I paled a few shades lighter as our clearly outrages teacher waddled towards our table. With pudgy fingers he snatched the note up and shoved it at some poor guy sitting at the front of the room. "Read it." The teacher ordered. The boy paled as well. He clearly did not want to do this. Shakily the boy, harry I think his name was, stood up and started to read.

"The teachers comb-over is so lame – Deidara." No one dared to snicker. Just one look at Mr. Wicker, their English teacher, could kill them.

"Continue" He growled, clearly trying to control his temper. His face was a dark shade of purple. The scared boy hurriedly continued.

"Lol yeah – Hikomi.

I can see my reflection on the bald spot oh the back of his head.

Stop it! You're making me laugh.

He should get a tope." A few sinkers broke out. Mr. Wicker shot them all glares.

"Stop it seriously!" The boy continued. "He's so pudgy. Like a walrus. He waddles like a penguin." Even more snickers from the class. Mr. Wicker was not cherry red. He looked like he was about to explode.

"He's a Huwallrin.

Huwallrin?

Human/Wallris/Penquin" Now the entire class broke out into laughter. The boy reading the note quickly finished it. His voice drowned out by everyone's laughter.

"Now your making me laughs!

Deserves you-"The student stopped, signaling the end of the note. Mr. Wicker snatched the note right back out of the boys hands and gave him a week detention. He also swore to make Hikomi and Deidara's live a living heck along with the week's worth of detentions she shoved at them.

"If I ever-" Mr. Wickers rant was cut off by the bell. Everyone stormed out of the room. None daring to stick around and get detentions as well. The guy who had to read the note shot them nasty glares before grabbing his bag and left.

"Well that went well. " I murmured.

Period 2: Health.

"Come on Hikomi, un." Deidara said as we took our seats in health. "Detentions are not that bad."

"Say's you." I mumbled.

"Deidara-sempai is right Hikomi-kun! You should be happy!"

"Did you get a detention?" I backfired. I could see his hpyerness fizzle before perking right back up when the teacher, Mr. Namiko, walked in.

"Listen up class." Everyone leaned foreword in their seats. Mr. Namiko was one of those fun teachers that didn't believe in homework and did fun projects and lessons. "The school board has required me to teach you guy's about the reproductive system." Everyone's eyes were wide. The same fearful thought running through all of their minds.

'Is there going to be a movie?'

"I know that were halfway through nutrition but orders from above are law. I found a movie and we will watch it today and tomorrow."

I paled. Every time they tried to teach this stuff before in middle school I either fake sick or came up with some excuse to get out. But this time… there was no way out. Mr. Namiko is cool and all but he won't let you leave class unless your severely bleeding or puke in. Seeing how I'm pain in-tolerant the first option was out of the question. Make myself puke? No the only way I could do that is if I shove my hand down my throat. I don't know about me but if I see someone with their hand down their throat I would be suspicious.

"The Reproductive system of the male body." Came the deep male voice from the video.

'Crap.'

'I'm scared for life. I'm so friggen scared for life.' This video just had to have drawn pictures.

"Tobi is confused." Tobi said as they walked out of the class. He waved his hand in front of my face. But I didn't notice. If anybody saw me they would have thought I was a ghost.

"About what, un?" Deidara walked in step next to me.

"Why I need… uh what was the word for it?"

"A penis?"

"No the other thing... The stuff that comes out."

"…sperm…"

"Yeah that!" Deidara's left eye twitched.

"You're such a girl Tobi." My eyes popped at the word girl. I stopped in my tracks sweat breaking out of my forehead. I hadn't been paying attention so when Deidara said the word girl I panicked.

"Um..." I looked from one random spot in the hallway to another. "W-Who's a girl?" My voice stumbling through the question. Sweat sliding down my forehead.

Deidara stared at me before he broke out laughing.

"You really are new here, yeah. It's a joke. Since girls can't come here guys joked that it was because the founder thought girls were stupid or something so people call stupid guys girls." I sighed inwardly.

"Are you a girl, yeah?" He smirked.

"N-no!" I practically shouted. "W-we should get to our next class!" I said quickly changing the subject,

"Oh snap your right, un!" The blonde exclaimed. We ran to our next class barely making it on time.

Period 3: Science.

Pein and Sasori had got to class early that day. They sat at their desk. Sharing answers from last night's homework. Roy, their table mate was cursing up a storm as he kicked the door to the room open and storm to their table. He angrily plopped his books on the table.

"What's your problem." Sasori asked not taking his eyes of his homework.

"Mr. Wicker." Roy hissed the name as if it were a curse. His short brown hair and soft tan eyes was misleading. On the outside he looked calm and gentle but on the inside he was a fiery individual who was prone to hold grudges.

"What'd you do?" Sasori asked again. Pein just leaned back in his seat, listening.

"It's what I did. It's what your little friends did."

"Deidara and Tobi?"

"No, Deidara and that other guy."

"Hikomi?"

"Yeah them." He scowled fiercely. "They got caught passing notes in class and Mr. Wicker made me read it!" He threw up his hand in exasperation. "All I friggen did was read the frieggen note!"

"What did it say?" Pein asked with an air of command. Roy glared at him before reciting the note, word for word.

"Huwallrin?" Sasori and Pein said unanimously.

"It's so stupid!" Roy hissed again. The teacher walked in and told them today was a silent work day.

"You got rotten luck." Sasori said simply, lowing his voice to a whisper.

"No, you got stupid friends." He almost peed his pants from the look Pein gave him.

"Shut up." No one but Pein himself talked about his underlings like that.

"You're not thinking about revenge are you Roy?" Sasori narrowed his eyes. He understood Roy almost too well. He understood guys like him. They usually stop at nothing to get back at people.

Roy eyed him warily. He knew that the Akatsuki gang stuck together. You messed with one you messed with them all. Pein scared that crap out of him. He didn't want to risk it. For now that is.

"No." He proclaimed.

Pein kept his gaze on Roy. He didn't trust him. Nor did Sasori.

Period 7: Outdoor/Indoor sports.

'I'm so glad they beloved the doctors note." I thought with relief. In order to hide my identialy my best friend from before, who's dad was a doctor, got me a fake doctors note. The note said that I had a rare illnesss that prevented me from doing any kind of exercise. The gym teacher was skeptical but after disappearing into his office. When he came back out I was ordered to sit and watch on the sidelines. No doubt he had called the number on the bottom of the slip and received a confirmation that the note was, indeed, very real.

I had even fooled my new friends with the note. They shared their sympathies with me. Apparently to them not being able to do sports was like living without breathing. You don't live without air.

This week was devoted to running and strengthening leg muscles. I watched without a trace of jealousy as the guys ran laps around the gym in their gym clothes. A black tank top and black shorts. I just sat in the corner of the room in my normal uniform.

"Okay guys!" The coach yelled as he blew his whistle. Everyone either finished their lap or slowed to stops, slightly panting. "Let's play some dodge ball!" Yeses and high fives were heard all around the room as a few guys ran to the storage closet to grab the balls. "Minoru!"

"Y-yes coach!" I snapped up, my arms straight at my sides.

"Quit your goofing around!"

"Y-yes coach!" I loosened up

"Since you can't play I'm making you referee."

'Oh great' I thought. I had really hoped that all I would have to do was just sit around and watch. Guess that's not going to happen now. Saying another "yes coach" I jogged lightly on the sidelines to the center of the field.

All the playing balls were set up along the half court line. Teams were chosen quickly with Pein and another boy-a friend of Ray- a team captains. Everyone but Kakuzu. The male said nothing and just went with it. He did have the strongest arm in the whole school after all, him and Hidan but Hidan wasn't very accurate.

The shrill screech of coach's whistle begin the onslaught.

'Boy can these guys go at it.' I commented as I watched a volley of balls from Pein's team went shoot like bullets to the other side. Bruce, the guy I sit next to in social suited was taken out. Followed by Rick and Will, two twin brothers.

On Pein's team Deidara and few other guys (Doddy, Jake and Mik) were out. On the other team eight guys stood grudgingly on the sidelines. It was 10 to 7 in Pein's team's favor.

So far I wasn't needed as a referee. There has yet to be a big argument.

"What the (bleep)" Cursed Hidan as a ball caught him on the heel of his foot.

"Out!" cried the other team's captain.

"No way!" Hidan retaliated. "That so hit the flippin floor first!"

"Shut up and join your friend on the sidelines."

"No you! You son of a-"

"Referee!" A smaller boy called out from the sidelines.

'Guess I spoke too soon' in my minds eye I replayed the last throw. It was a little blur but I was 90 percent sure that he ball hit the floor first.

"Hidan is still in! The ball hit the floor first!" I proclaimed my voice slightly hesitant.

"No way!" the boy who called Hidan out exclaimed. "You're just saying that because he's your friend!"

"The ball hit the floor first!" I repeated. My voice just a bit more firm. I figured that something like this would have happened.

"Shut up will you (beelp bleep) If the ref says I'm in then I'm in!" Hidan smirked as he stood up straight, his hands curled around the top of a ball.

"I have to words for ya buddy" The other guy hissed, his voice low and violent. Hidan's eyes seemed to gleam. "up (censored)"

"Stop!" I yelled as Hidan rushed the other guy tackling him to the floor. "Stop1" I cried again in vain. They rolled around on the floor trying to gain the advantage over the other. Everyone formed a circle around them shouting support to Hidan or the other guy. I pushed myself between two of them to squeeze inside and hopeful break up the fight.

"What the tarn blazes in going on here? Minoru! Where are you?!?" Coach's face was red and his eye narrow. Hidan quickly pulled away from the other boy as everyone scooted far away from me.

"H-here?" My hand rose to mid chest. Coach, too angry to speak, jerked his thumb in the direction of his office.

I knew one thing and that was I was in for the worst lecture of the century. I didn't even do anything!

I was home. Good old blessed home. With a tired heave I flattened myself across my bed. Ever has there been a bed more welcoming than mine. Even if it had hard metal coil springs that poking you in the middle of the night. Even if it was hard and lumpy. Even if I smelled like old rotten cheese and mayonnaise. It was at that current moment cloud nine.

'Gosh can Coach give a lecture' I cringed at the memory. He had lectured me for three hours. Not only did I miss art but I also missed the bus that took me home. So I had to walk the entire five miles home. Gosh I'm beat.

"Dearie?" Call the kind old lady Mrs. Gema's voice from the other side of my door.

"Yes?" I answered sleepily.

"Some of your friends from school are at the door?"

"Okay." I mumbled.

Wait a sec…friends from school? Don't tell me… Ugh. This day just got longer.

Me: Okay! Second chapter is done! And guess what? Konan makes an appearance in the next chapter! But only if you review!