Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
jasper: *walkin down stairs in baggy pants, a shirt and gold chains*
I PARTY LIKE A VAMPIRE, PRAY IT LIKE A PREACHER, WALKIN DOWN STAIRS IN MY HUNDRED DOLLAR SNEAKERS
bella: jasper..what are you doing?
jasper: RAPPIN IN MY BAGGY PANTS AND WALKING DOWN THA STAIRS NOW TURN YO HEAD THA RIGHT AND WATCH THAT BIG GUY BREAK IT DOWN *emmett is break dancing*
bob: HEY EVERBODY!
edward: BOB!!!!
bella: who the hell is bob?
edward: *starts to sing a song with bob* IM A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, YOUR A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH, WE'RE A GOOFY GOOBER YEAH GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS YEAH!!!
emmett: ugh! i hate that song. this is my song. "you get the best of both worlds, chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show!*off-key*
jasper: OUCH YOU JUST BUSTED MY EAR DRUM YOU BIG GOOBER!
bob: sorry jazzy!!
bella: bob...are you gay?....
edward: bella! do you have no respect for the goofy goober club?
bob: yes indeed i am. *all the guys take one step away from him*
alice: EWWW THERE'S A HOMO IN THE HOUSE! EWWW
jasper: then why is the club called goofy goobers when you obviously dont have any manhood?
bob: CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE FINE!!
jasper: AHHH! *jumps on top of emmett* GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FAG!!
bob: come back babe!
jasper: AHHH! * screams like a girl* TAKE ALICE FIRST!
alice: WHAT?! *turns to bob*
STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN. I KNOW TYQUANDO!
bob: I KNOW HOMOQUANDO!
rosalie: *upstairs* AND I GONNA WHOOP YO ASS! (a/n:think about madea if you seen the movie)
bob: HAHAHA EDWARD I WANNA GO...SHOPPING! (a/n: think about the movie white chicks)
alice: AHHH ME TOO!
jasper: alice havent i always told you dont talk to homos? (a/n: I have nothing against homos)
alice: yes.... BUT I NEED A NEW THONG!
jasper: I GOT YOU BABE
alice: does that mean you're coming too?
jasper: hell naw i aint coming, that homo would be trying to touch my butt!
alice: fine i'll just get emmy to
emmett: YEA I'LL GO!
rose: the hell you will. you're gonna rub my feet
emmett:EEEWWWW BUT YOU HAVE HAVE BUNIONS AND TOES FUNGUS!
rosalie: well you have back achne
jasper: bb baby got backne (a/n: from another cinderella story haha)
bella: EWWW EMMETT, YOU HAD BACKNE? THATS SICK!
emmett: ugh* reaching towards his back*
bella can you pop this pimple? i cant reach it
bella: i'll go get my googles
edward: eww bella you better not. that gooey zit stuff will get all over the house
bella: but we use it for our paintball wars..
alice: ewww bob lets go. i dont want that nasty stuff on my prada dress. it stinks and the stain is VERY hard to get out.
jasper: hurry back
alice: love ya!
bob: love you too jazzy *blows kiss at him
jasper: *cringes*
rosalie: *walks down the stairs* oh man whose that bob guy cause he is CUTE
emmett: rose. hes gay
rosalie: oh....never mind.
jasper: ewww rose you are a homo lover
rosalie: I AM NOT!.....I JUST DIDNT KNOW...
edward: whatever rose has a thing for gay guys
rosalie: whatever *walks off*
bob: did she have a gender change?
emmett: hell naw thats my wife you fag!
bob: yea thats what you think
emmett: .....
bob: whats wrong emmett?
emmett: .... where did you come from anyway? i thought you was with alice.
bob: shh dont tell anybody but that girl is one freaky bitch
alice: HEY I HEARD THAT!!
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