Hey guys, I'm so sorry that it took me so long to update. I want to thank you guys for the review but there was one that I didnt like and I want to tell that person that I can write whatever I please and if you dont like this type of writing (role playing, script fic, or whatever you want to call it) you need not read it. For all the ones who like it, thank you and keep reviewing. here is chapter 7 please enjoy
disclaimer: Sorry world, we dont own twilight, stephenie meyer does
co-written by edwardgirl14
DAY 7
bella: OMGH! MADEA AND ARE ON TV!
emmett: hey! magic school bus was about to come on!
bella: well too bad we're watchin madea, arent we edward
edward: *not paying attention* huh?
nessie: ooohh! madea's on! i love that old guy with the funny clothes! whats his name..?
bella: ?
nessie: yeah thats it!
edward: what...huh?
emmett: we aint watching this!* turns the channel 2 magic school bus*
nessie: oh...i love this show more! * emmett smiles with enjoyment*
bella: ugh fine, be that way! im going to my room to watch this* walks out*
esme* comes in, sits between emmett and nessie, takes the remote from emmett and changes it to the food network*
emmett: hey!
nessie: i love this show too daddy!
edward: *reading twilight* huh?...you know? this book is really weird...
nessie: let me see it daddy
edward: *hands the book to her*
nessie: *reads the first chapter quickly* mama your name is in here! so is yours daddy!
edward: that what makes it so weird pumpkin
nessie: i wanna read breaking dawn
edward: no you cant read that! edward and bella do some really graphic things in there from what i heard * grins* it reminds me of our honneymoon, its crazy because its the exact thing that we did
nessie: i wanna read breaking dawn *starts crying*
emmett: oh eddy boy just let her read it
edward:*glares at emmett* no emmett theres some graphic stuff in that book and shes not old enough for it. and its very weird because all of us are in there and all of that stuff really happened to us!
emmett: whos the author?
edward: stephenie meyer
emmett: she is spying on us! *yells* OK WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW AND STOP WRITTING BOOKS ABOUT OUR LIVES!
rosalie: emmett, who's stephenie? are you cheating on me?! * gets mad*
emmett: no hun!
* everyone hears bella laughing hysterically*
nessie: mama what are you laughing at?
is so retarded and that rose thinks that emmett is cheating on her * laughs harder* no just kidding, but not bout emmett "cheating"
edward: then what are you laughing at love?
bella: im reading these fanfics by these girls named twilightchick and edwardgirl14
emmett: ooh i wanna read one! * reads the one about the cullens being old* what are funyions?
bella: hahahhahaha eddy poo you have to come and read this one, you throw jacob to china in this one!
edward: oohhh! *rushes over there to read it *hahahahaha
emmett: hey! i dont dress in girl clothes and neither does jasper!
jasper: * sitting on the couch reading a magazine and his head snaps up at that and he runs upstairs to see what they're talking about*
alice: *also reading them* jasper, since when did you become a trans dresser?
jasper: im not!
rosalie: well apparently you are. tell me jasper, since when?
jasper: * starts throwing a hissy fit* I DONT! I WILL SHOW YOU * kisses alice passionately and alittle inapropiate*
alice: W-O-W * dazed*
rosalie: um okay i guess that proves it
emmett: i'll prove im not either! * kisses rose and she slaps him*
rosalie: get off of me im still mad at you!
bella: *starts laughing* rose you have bunions in this one
emmett: ow!
jasper: *stares into alices eyes and smiles*
rosalie: i do not!
bella: haha * to jasper and alice* get a room!
jasper: ok then! * picks up alice and runs to their room and lock the door*
edward: ewww jasper stop thinking about that!
jasper: *chuckles*
edward: ugh! he won't stop!
jasper: *chuckles and enjoys bothering him*
alice: stay out of his mind eddy!
edward: ugh! dont call me eddy!!
alice: eddy! eddy!
jasper: no! you need to be jasper jasper!
bella: ugh! you sick perve!
jasper: its the truth though. now listening we're busy!
alice: *giggles* jasper! stop telling the world!
jasper: well i cant help it, they wont leave us alone!
alice: EVERYBODY LEAVE THE HOUSE OR WE WILL ROLL DOWN THE STAIRS FOR YOU ALL TO SEE US!
bella: uh as if! edward just give me earplugs and i'll be fine, but i aint leaving! im still reading fanfics
alice: ok then! *her and jasper start rolling down stairs doing things that will not be said in detail...*
edward: nessie cover your eyes! i dont want you to see jaspers booty! *to bella* love take nessie to the cottage! i dont want my baby seeing this!
nessie: why is aunt alice all over uncle jasper like that daddy?
edward: nothing, dont worry about it this is too much for you eyes to see. lets go honey
emmett: this is so much better than magic school bus!
rosalie: *slaps him in the back of the head* close your eyes you perve and stop trying to see alice's goodies!
jasper: they're my goodies not yours! * runs back upstairs with alice and continues* all i want is some goodies!
alice: *giggles*
emmett: I DONT WANT YOUR GOODIES I HAVE MY OWN!
rosalie: whos goodies do you have?
emmett: i have my own * unbuttons his shirt to show her his man boobs* see!
rosalie: for some odd reason i find that very attractive!
bella: ewwww emmett and rose yall are sick!
rosalie: *losing her mind* do you think these are attractive? * unbuttons her shirt*
emmett: oh lordy! yes! *passes out*
edward: ewww put those things away!
bella: they're sagging to the floor!
rosalie: they're my tittles!
edward: more like tatonscers! (a/n: tittles mean little boobs and tatonscers mean big boobs...anyway back to the story)
bella: *slaps him* why are you looking at them?!
edward: im sorry love, i dont like them but they're just right there! i like yours and only yours
bella: * thinks about it* mmm ok..rosalie get out of here so me and MY eddy poo can read more fanfics bout your bunions
rosalie: *screams* I DONT HAVE BUNIONS
emmett: who doesnt have funyuns?
chapter 7. please review =)