You Had One Job, Fíli
What's In a Name: That time he got himself and Kíli killed while saving their Uncle Thorin.
Spoiler Alert: Who dies anyway.
...Too soon?
Who's the bad older brother now, bitches?
You Had One Job, Fíli
By: Lasgalendil
His brother's keeper? Yeah, right! Caught in a custody battle over Ori and labeled by Dori as "the worst older brother in Arda", Nori recounts for the court all the times Fíli was *actually* the worst big brother in The Hobbit franchise.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Nori, Fíli, Dori, Kíli - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: Apr 28, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10308177
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