Thankies for the reviews! -BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS IN THIS CHAPTER-

Edward's Blog of His Thoughts
Last updated on October 10, 2008 at 8:11 am

Yeah...Carlisle tried to kill me again. Oh the joy. I hate fire AND candles. Stupid scented blood...

ANYWAYS Bella laughed when I almost died! What kind of wife does that? Pshaw. And Nessie did it too! What kind of DAUGHTER does that?

Grr.

Carlisle, I am going to get revenge.

Your loving NOT son,

Edward.


October 10, 2008 8:15 am: Comment posted by CARLISLE CULLEN

Oh, I'm SOOO scared.

Carlisle


October 10, 2008 8:16 am: Comment posted by EDWARD CULLEN

You should be.


October 10, 2008 8:17 am: Comment posted by CARLISLE CULLEN

Let's bring this to the chat room.


October 10, 2008 8:18 am: Comment posted by EDWARD CULLEN

It's on like Donkey Kong.


Chatroom: When I ruled Neverland

Participants:
urmindisread
sexydoctor

urmindisread: psshhhh...you aren't sexy! I am the ONLY sexy Volvo owner!

sexydoctor: I never said I had a Volvo.

urmindisread: WHATEVER!

sexydoctor: I will burn you...

urmindisread: No...please...I have a family...

sexydoctor: Here comes the maaaatch...chugga chugga chugga chugga

urmindisread: ??

sexydoctor: Don't ask.

urmindisread: Wasn't planning on it.

sexydoctor: At least I have a pretty wife...

urmindisread: OH NO YOU DID NOT!!

sexydoctor: Oh I did. What are you gonna do about it?

urmindisread: EVERYTHING!

sexydoctor: Ohhh I'm afraid.

urmindisread: Well, grrrrrrr. I'M TELLING BELLA!

sexydoctor: Oh no! Not Bella! (sarcasm intended)

urmindisread: :p you suck. I HATE YOU DADDY!

sexydoctor: Please never ever call me that again. Ever.

urmindisread: Good idea. Truce?

sexydoctor: Truce.


Alice
Last updated on October 10, 2009 at 8:29

Like my blog name? I don't. Help me find a new one. Please?? Jasper is the one who FORCED me on here...but it's fun...I guess...

Bella: Meet me on the chat room: ABC ! Okay?


October 10, 2008 8:32: Comment posted by BELLA CULLEN

Okay...


Chatroom: ABC (AliceBellaCullen)

Participants:
BellaLove
AliceinWonderland

BellaLove: Why did you want me in here?

AliceinWonderland: Uhhhm...I am really mad!

BellaLove: (rolls eyes) What now?

AliceinWonderland: My Zune!

BellaLove: What with your Zune?

AliceinWonderland: All the songs got erased! I SWEAR I didn't do it!

BellaLove: Are you updating the software?

AliceinWonderland: Yes...it's at 15...

BellaLove: COOL!

AliceinWonderland: 30!!

AliceinWonderland: 55!

BellaLove: It's getting closer...

AliceinWonderland: 65...75!

BellaLove: Closer and closer...

AliceinWonderland: 90!!

BellaLove: OH MY GOD DUDE! HERE COMES THE YELLOW SUBMARINE!

AliceinWonderland: Oh...it failed.

BellaLove: Oh.

BellaLove: That sucks.

AliceinWonderland: Yeah...So what's this about a yellow submarine?


Here is the back story for the Bella/Alice chat:

I have a Zune. If you don't know what it is, go on my profile and I will have a link. Well, one time all the songs got erased and the Zune said that I had to plug it into my computer and update the software. So I press the update software button and all that jazz and at the same time I was talking to my friend Libby online. When she asked what I was doing, I said I was updating my Zune software and every time the percentage went up, I told her. When it got to 90 something, she goes OH MY GOD DUDE! HERE COMES THE YELLOW SUBMARINE!! It was funny :D. (Her icon is something about the Yellow Submarine so yeah)

If anyone can guess the quote from a commercial, you rock!! Thankies for reading!

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