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Carlisle's Diary
Set on PRIVATE
Updated on October 19, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Dear Journal,
Esme is acting all motherly. Not in a good way. In a "I'm finding excuses to ground my adoptive sons and daughters" way. I overheard this conversation between her and Alice:
"ALICE! Clean your room!"
"It's already clean!"
"You're grounded for talking back to me!"
?? HELP ME!
Carlisle
Chatroom: YOU'RE GROUNDED
participants:
sexydoctor
MamaE
JeepBeastEC
urmindisread
BellaLove
MamaE- Carlisle.
sexydoctor- Esme.
urmindisread- BELLA!
BellaLove- EDWARD!
JeepBeastEC- EMMETT.
urmindisread- ...silence. That's what you get, Emmett. Silence.
JeepBeastEC- Whatev.
BellaLove- ESME WHY DID YOU GROUND EDWARD FROM ME? He's a big boy now. He's not 60 any more!
urmindisread- Yeah!
MamaE- I read a book.
sexydoctor- Oh no.
MamaE- It was about parenting. And it said to ground your kids if they do wrong things like talking back and stuff.
JeepBeastEC- This is why I don't read.
Edward: I Do Have Thoughts
Updated on October 19, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Yeah...I changed my blog name again. This one is cooler.
ESME STOP BEING A MOM! YOU ARE NOT A REAL MOM! PLEASE! I WANNA SEE BELLA AND NESSIE AGAIN!! I AM ONLY TALKING WITH THEM ON THIS BLOG. I AM LITERALLY LOCKED IN MY ROOM.
I want to see Bella! I will break down this wall...wait...why didn't I think of that before? STUPID EDWARD!
October 19, 2008 12:29pm: Comment posted by ESME CULLEN
If you come out, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, I will pierce every organ you never knew you had.
October 19, 2008 12:30pm: Comment posted by EDWARD CULLEN
Oh...that's why...
Bella's Page
Updated on October 19, 2008 at 12:32
Everyone is locked in their rooms except me. The wrath of Esme hasn't reached me yet. But I love Esme, so she won't hurt me. I love her in a totally mother-daughter way. EDWARD I AM NOT CHEATING ON YOU.
October 19, 2008 12:33: Comment posted by EDWARD CULLEN
I never thought you were...
Yay! I thought this chapter was pretty good, but give me your thoughts! Is Edward's real middle name Anthony? That's what I have read...